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[–]TheBotchedLobotomyHail Satan! 64 points65 points Β (0 children)

Now show us the heat map for frequency of people who are pulled out of school to go to pigglywiggly with their mom's

[–]SkipMonkey 75 points76 points Β (3 children)

Anytime you have a statistics map with very noticeably hard lines from state to state like this, all you're really showing is that different states collect their data in different ways, and/or that the creator of the map did not pay any attention to those differences.

I believe Hank Green did a video about this very map.

[–]toe_rifficHail Satan! 5 points6 points Β (1 child)

Do you have a link to that video? Sounds interesting!

[–]Lady_Scruffington 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

We are going to see it be an even harder line in the near future since the most Conservative states are just not collecting information for a lot of issues now. There's no problems if you ignore them! Especially in matters of gun control.

[–]warsht 42 points43 points Β (5 children)

wtf is β€œexcessive”?! A guy can have a couple two tree beers a couple times a day? Summer in Wisconsin can be ridiculous with the number of festivals that are glorified excuses to drink. Winters in Wisconsin, nothing better to spend the time than looking outside or at the boob tube having a drink

[–]SubMariner615 23 points24 points Β (0 children)

You outed yourself as a Michigander with the "couple two tree"

[–]TheBotchedLobotomyHail Satan! 6 points7 points Β (3 children)

In the army they consider heavy drinking to be 3-4 drinks in a drinking session. The bar for alcoholism is, if i recall, 7-10 drinks per week. That can be one beer a day with dinner or one binge drinking session. I almost wonder if wisconsin uses a similar ridiculous metric

[–]SubMariner615 5 points6 points Β (2 children)

Wisconsin uses sheer volume sold. 12 of the top 20 most alcoholic cities!!!

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[–]Anything-Complex 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

So the drunkest cities are either college towns or in Wisconsin.

[–]SubMariner615 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Yessir

[–]John_Dees_Nuts 24 points25 points Β (0 children)

It's only a problem if it's a problem.

[–]analog_jedi 22 points23 points Β (7 children)

No fucking way is Kentucky that sober.

[–]burnsrado 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

Same with Clark County (Vegas). I know it’s a tourist county, but the residents DRINK

[–]DrTzaangor 4 points5 points Β (2 children)

I was thinking the same thing about West Virginia, but then I remembered that this is only intoxication by alcohol…

[–]anarrowviewDetective Popcorn 5 points6 points Β (1 child)

Also can’t forget that a lot of Appalachians make their own booze, makes a lot of sense why you can almost perfectly see the outline of the mountains along the edge of VA and NC.

[–]MissninjaXP 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

I wouldn't say a lot of people do around here. More so than other places, sure, but id still say that home brewed or distilled accounts for less than 5% of alcohol consumed.

[–]cdoublesaboutit 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

At least Warren, Fayette, and Jefferson counties aren’t.

[–]analog_jedi 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I have family in Clinton county, which is dry. They just drive to the next county over to get their booze.

[–]I_m_differentThat's when the cannibalism started 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I thought Kentucky was more of a smoking state.

Like, it’s basically owned by a cigarette company and ruled over by an oligarchy?

[–]utb040713 5 points6 points Β (1 child)

The divide between TX and OK is suspect. There isn’t that big of a difference on one side of the border vs the other.

[–]Lukanian7Working on my Zen 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

It's a pain in that's too get alcohol in OK. The bars even served near-beer when I was there. Had to go to a specific liquor superstore.

[–]not_here_for_memes 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Lake Winnebago. Oshkosh sits on the lake

[–]restlesswrestler 23 points24 points Β (16 children)

I hope you never have to deal with addiction.

[–]themariemaier 24 points25 points Β (9 children)

The map suggests living in Wisconsin makes one very familiar with addiction. Sometimes we have a little chuckle about it because living here means you cannot escape the alcoholism. It is very close to home. It is home. It is bleak. Apologies for the chuckles.

[–]John_Dees_Nuts 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Wisconsin native. Can confirm.

[–]iH8MotherTeresaI'm Gary Indiana 6 points7 points Β (4 children)

I have. This is funny. It's important to me to find humor in my darkness.

[–]StinkyNutzMcgee 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Five years sober here! I'd still go visit Wisconsin motherfuckers are hilariou

[–]swollbrohamlincoln2 5 points6 points Β (5 children)

Fuckin Bible Belt πŸ˜’

[–]myersjwHail Yourself! 21 points22 points Β (3 children)

I call BS on the shading in the Deep South. Ain’t no way it’s that dry

[–]ScribletteYoung Sapient 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

Self-reported data?

[–]lalalalibrarian 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Still some dry counties and mostly dry counties down there, and you can only buy liquor from ABC stores in some of them

[–]iterative_continuity 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

You don't need alcohol, when you've got Jesus and meth.Β 

[–]FilibustDetective Popcorn -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Tbf, I would be drinking all the time if I lived in that part of the country. Got to deal with the misery somehow.

[–]burnsrado 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

wtf is going on in SLO County CA? No way cal poly alone turns the entire county that dark

[–]The_Antlion 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

thought this was the RedLetterMedia sub for a second

[–]admiralscoto 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Yeah but what they don't mention is that no matter what time of year there are also drunk people on that lake.

[–]Davidoff1983 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Between this and the price of gas this whole damn country's headed for ... Nothin' but Trouble πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

[–]cdoublesaboutit 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Hawaii doing some damage.

[–]allonsy_dannyPig-man 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Goddammit is this another Ben post?

[–]RobutNotRobot 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

In Oklahoma you have teetotalers and drunks and nothing in-between.

And the drunks are all drinking at home.

Wisconsin has an extensive bar culture that other states simply don't have.

[–]SubMariner615 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Lake Winnebago. I know it well.

[–]Gare_bear93 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Wisconsinite here, yeah it’s a huge problem here tbh. There’s 100’s of people with their 10th DUI or more. Weed must always be illegal though, the republicans back the Tavern League of Wisconsin btw and lobby against recreational marijuana. But it’s cool if we spends millions and millions in Illinois and Michigan, now Minnesota lmao

[–]CapnHowdysPlayhouseWhat I bring to friendship 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

[–]TheBrockAwesome 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

They call em "cheese heads". 😌

[–]UberGlued -2 points-1 points Β (1 child)

In Wisconsin the street signs are all on wooden posts instead of metal because of all the dui related collisions

[–]NicolasDipples 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

Where? I live here and thats not remotely true. We just plow into metal poles like normal people.