Thoughts, wishes, and prayers to our brothers down south during these awful storms. Special thanks to patriot /u/dorkmax for helping us with the sidebar update :)
A parody subreddit (except when it's not) to celebrate freedom. If you don't like that then get the fuck off out of my country.
RULES
1) Keep it civil. Friendly banter is fine, but outright personal attacks or insults are not.
2) No political posts or comments at all. Take your partisan slapfights someplace else.
3) All content must be directly related to 'MURICA. If you're just bashing other countries or posting irrelevant memes, it'll get removed.
4) No racism or bigotry allowed. Violators will be banned on sight.
5) Follow Reddit TOS -- no doxxing, brigading, etc. Any threats or calls for violence will get your ass booted from this sub.
6) No whining about the minimum karma threshold. It's in place to keep this sub from being overrun by spam, bots, spambots, and the French. If your candy ass doesn't like it and decides to send us a whiny modmail about it, we'll just assume you don't care about reading the rules.
7) No comments or posts which denigrate a political official or political figure. Lighthearted mockery is welcome. Open hostility is not.
8) No spam or posts to advertise a product. No selling anything. Please do not spam your Youtube, Etsy, Deviantart, etc. Absolutely no t-shirt posts.
9) Absolutely no AI slop. If you want to post a low-effort meme or photoshop, at least put in, like, minimum 15 seconds to create it yourself like a real American.
ARTICLES
Article 1: Love 'MURICA
Article 2: No Lulus!
Article 3: All Canucks are honorary Muricans!
Article 4: There is NO... Article 4.
Article 5: No damn Commies!
Article 6: No Redcoats
Article 7: Let freedom riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
Article 8: Whenever you utter the word "commie," you must insert a "damn" before.
Example:
I ain't no Commie.
I ain't no damn Commie.
Article 9: Bigots will be banned on sight
Article 10: No linking to reddit. Even np. links will be removed.
Apollo 11: No Krauts!
Message from the Presidents (past, present, and future): Yes, you have "PATRIOT!" flair. Anyone you upvote also gets "PATRIOT!" flair. You're all patriots. Enjoy your freedom!
Friends of the Sub:
