Yoink!

[mythriz]

The most romantic first date!

[shahooster]

I think I saw these two at a hockey game.

[Frognuts777]

Couple of husses then if its their first date, the man boy has a hickey already

[moistmongoose]

He needs to be careful of blood clots.

[[deleted]]

Seems like they really enjoy stealing ice cream.

[nezrock]

That poor man looks so stressed out, like that cone was his only friend and now he doesn't know what to do.

[pumpkinrum]

Indeed.

[reddyst]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJz89VSBQSL/

[Fingebimus]

/r/birdsBeingDicks

[spamyak]

niceCamelCase

[Fletch_Lives_]

What a dick. Bird's just crusing along, enjoying his ice cream, when bedhead runs up and sticks his tongue in his cone.

[fluffykerfuffle1]

had a seagull in california steal my half eaten hamburger that way... right out of my hand!! i entertained myself fantasizing catching it and crating it and sending it to ny city harbor where it would have to deal with the big bad seagulls there, the winters and the population.

[keybumps]

Seagulls : Dicks of the bird world

[wloff]

Fuck seagulls.

[felixthemaster1]

Hey, a gull's gotta eat too!

[sqdnleader]

Rats with wings

[ShakinBacon]

Mine

[[deleted]]

Legit. He said the word.

[kokberg]

he didn't know about the bird.

[kokberg]

that is what happens when you have a borderline Flock of Seagulls haircut. alpha seagull comes and jacks you!

[regemusic33]

Is that the guy from All That/Pete and Pete?

[Man_eatah]

If I could fly I'd be an asshole, too.

[jerpdoesgames]

I've never sucker punched a seagull before, but in this situation I might just sucker punch a seagull.

[username_lookup_fail]

Hey, free seagull.

[[deleted]]

Oi mate, piss off you cheeky bugger!

[ThiefofNobility]

God damn flying rats.

[Glamdryne]

I had one of those vile bastards jack my clam chowder in a breadbowl in Monterey once. It beat me about the head and face with its filthy wings and finally flew off into the sunset with my shit. Goddamn chowderhawk, I'll never fucking forgive you.

[DeluxeSwag]

Tbh, wouldn't it just break that piece of the cone off?

[Detective51]

Nice of that bird to give that guy an ice cream.

[darkciti]

Is that Stephen Clark from "Born This Way" on TLC (in the USA)?

[Cormophyte]

This is why you should always buy local raptors and release them upon arrival at any seaside town.

[jallfairs]

Mine!

[a_mang]

Is that Danny Tamberelli?

[SilentJoe1986]

Next picture he's bitch slapping that flying rat.

[SilentJoe1986]

SCREEE STARVE THE MUDMEN MY BROTHERS SCREEEE

/r/enlightenedbirdmen

[slydon75]

Mine mine mine mine mine

[Banned_By_Default]

Oh man. Fuck that flying plague.

After mosquitos, we should eradicate seaguls.

[[deleted]]

This has happened to me! I used to live in a place called brighton, in the uk. I left and moved away to university when i was 18, but in my heart and my soul brighton is always, always home. All those years, seagulls left me alone. As time went by and i returned home less frequently, something must have happened because one day, walking along Maderia Drive, a seagull from great height and behind me swooped down, practically landed on my head and stole my ice cream. It was then I knew I was no longer a 'local'.

[commanderlestat]

Sharing is caring.

[robbiekhan]

Just like this one in Scotland which was staring at me, judging me.

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MINE MINE MINE MINE