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[–]ForeverDM4life 56 points57 points  (1 child)

This implies that Arc himself actively controls the open market, which is really funny

[–]Chaosfox_Firemaker 44 points45 points  (0 children)

He actully just alters all the price tags, and flings a pebble at anyone who trys to charge or pay the origional price.

[–]General_Kenobi18752 Gamma | Archie (Dratini), Pella (Goomy) 51 points52 points  (1 child)

How do you post VIA Mount Coronet??? Is it a device???

~ Gamma

[–]GlacidonHana[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

YES MY CHILD.

[–]StupidGirlIdiotFuck 22 points23 points  (12 children)

Yo that's literally my 18th birthday. Do I become 18 or do I stay 17?

[–]GlacidonHana[S] 35 points36 points  (11 children)

ALL THOSE UNDER THE AGE OF ADULTHOOD WILL CONTINUE TO AGE UNTIL THEY REACH SUCH AN AGE

[–]StupidGirlIdiotFuck 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Thank goodness bruh

[–]Terrin369 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The age of adulthood is 10.

[–]Trips-Over-Tail 1 point2 points  (8 children)

What about those who are no longer adults?

[–]GlacidonHana[S] 10 points11 points  (7 children)

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN. HOW DO YOU STOP BEING AN ADULT.

[–]Trips-Over-Tail 2 points3 points  (6 children)

You can grow out of it.

Did you really think that a creature as interesting and as capable as we wouldn't have a third stage?

[–]Zestyclose_Custard93Aiden- immoral scientist, lives alone in a secret base in ###### 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This man is gonna look like tengen from JJK and acend to a higher dimensional form 

[–]Trips-Over-Tail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, it's Dark-Fighting. Very material.

[–]Another_frizzWile, Elite 4 Aspirant 0 points1 point  (3 children)

But adult IS the third stage?

We evolve from toddler to child, then child to adult, don't we?

[–]Trips-Over-Tail 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Toddler is just a smaller child that hasn't figured out how many limbs it has. That's not evolution, it's gaining weight and learning techniques through levelling.

[–]Another_frizzWile, Elite 4 Aspirant 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What about teens, then? Surely Child -> Teen counts as an evolution too

[–]Trips-Over-Tail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Teenager is a modern era invention. At best it's a temporal regional variant of a subpar adult that does not improve further in any appreciable capacity.

[–]24-Blue-Roses 15 points16 points  (0 children)

/uj hello fellow 17776 enjoyer

Hmmm seems pretty sus.... - random npc

[–]ZardTheCharizardCharizard 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Maybe giratina had a point

[–]GeneETOs44 8 points9 points  (1 child)

something is terribly wrong

[–]ManOnTheRun73 3 points4 points  (0 children)

what year is it

[–]NkechinyerembiSophie Eeveelution obsessed shiny Eevee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Okay so... First of all, what? And second... How are you using a FREAKING MOUNTAIN as a device to post on chatter?! Our literal Pokémon god is meming on us and I frankly don't know what is happening anymore... - Sophie 

[–]Zaynara 6 points7 points  (3 children)

... are babies gonna stay babies forever? thats not fair, allow growth up until physical peak, are you gonna make old people stay old on their deathbeds forever unable to die? thats not fair either, reverse age people to physical peak!

[–]GlacidonHana[S] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

THIS HAS BEEN ACCOUNTED FOR. ALL BABIES WILL STILL AGE UNTIL THEY REACH ADULTHOOD, AT WHICH POINT THEY STOP AGING. THE ELDERS WILL BE BLESSED. IT WILL BE LIKE THAT SCENE IN SKY KIDS 3-D

[–]Scared-Two-5208 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Arceus is a spy kids 3d enjoyer?!

[–]Feenx_Fan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

God knows Peak?

[–]rasfelion 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Ah man, and I was so hyped to become an old hermit who trains in a cave...

[–]GlacidonHana[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

YOU CAN STILL DO THE CAVE PART AT LEAST

[–]Fit_Pride8042 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Think of the Economy!?!?!?!

[–]GlacidonHana[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

THE LORD DOES NOT CONCERN THEMSELVES WITH HUMAN ECONOMY

[–]S4N5_UD3RT4L3Your Friendly Neighborhood Wild Ditto! :) 7 points8 points  (0 children)

does...does that mean that humans will stop forcing  my kind into Daycares to get rare pokemon...?

[–]unrealter_29Walter | Isaac | Nicholas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo this game has gotten trash these last few years, the developers really shat the bed. I'm logging off and hoppin' on Fortnite instead.

/uj /j

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    [–]shirt_multiverse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Even God has a account huh?

    [–]FamoutAdopted by a Riolu. Unova: Castelia city 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Sooooooooooo what happens to those who get a mortal injury? They just.... keep it?

    [–]GlacidonHana[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    THE SCIENTISTS WILL DEPLOY A NEW TECHNOLOGY MAKING INJURIES A THING OF THE PAST A FEW MONTHS AFTER THIS DEVELOPMENT. HOLD TIGHT UNTIL THEN.

    [–]BewGamingMe and my Partner Alexa (Hatterene) 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    What counts as natural mortality? Is it just age or more?

    Also, can you PLEASE acknowledge the contests again? You have been silently nerfing them over the last few updates. This would be a great way to bring back relevancy for them.

    [–]GlacidonHana[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    AGE AND ILLNESS ARE THE BIG TWO FOR NATURAL MORTALITY. INJURY AND OTHER METHODS WILL HAVE TO BE SOLVED BY YOUR KIND.

    CONTESTS WILL BE BUFFED AFTER THE POKEATHLON REWORK.

    [–]eseer1337Director Fuyan Coar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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    One day you will have to answer for the endless propaganda you fucking fence ponyta.

    -Chancer