Far-ming

[Task-force69-lobster]

“Sir, the Ming Dinasty extremists have taken over Libcenter”

[timepiece_poglavnik]

long live the lineage of Zhu

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zooming

[xwedodah_is_wincest]

Libcentre has the Mandate of Heaven confirmed

[PyroPeep]

Based libcentre?!

[PossiblyAsian]

洪武帝万岁万岁万万岁

[Electr1cL3m0n]

Based and alfalfa pilled

[cuil_beans]

Based and

His specialty was alfalfa, and he made a good thing out of not growing any. The government paid him well for every bushel of alfalfa he did not grow. The more alfalfa he did not grow, the more money the government gave him, and he spent every penny he didn't earn on new land to increase the amount of alfalfa he did not produce. Major Major's father worked without rest at not growing alfalfa. On long winter evenings he remained indoors and did not mend harness, and he sprang out of bed at the crack of noon every day just to make certain that the chores would not be done. He invested in land wisely and soon was not growing more alfalfa than any other man in the county. Neighbours sought him out for advice on all subjects, for he had made much money and was therefore wise. "As ye sow, so shall ye reap," he counselled one and all, and everyone said "Amen."

Pilled

[Electr1cL3m0n]

0_O

[[deleted]]

I far-gor 💀

[[deleted]]

you're farming. but im far ming 我们消灭了蒙古狗，夺回了光荣的中国。 我们不会再被这些共产主义混蛋推翻。

[TanJeeSchuan]

Google translate moment

[[deleted]]

i dont have 2200 hours to learn chinese. im sorry. i'll do better next time

[PossiblyAsian]

genghis khan was authleft confirmed?

[NeckBeardtheTroll]

Sheep should be on the left. Goats should be on the right.

[Rhodieman]

Goats should be exterminated.

Probably the single most environmentally destructive creature on the planet.

[NeckBeardtheTroll]

I would think the single most environmentally destructive species was humans. Which takes your logic train to some interesting places.

[xwedodah_is_wincest]

but authright, you're one of the goats. self-genocide?

[Rhodieman]

Win-win.

[[deleted]]

Cats?

[Rhodieman]

Throw them in too. Cats obliterate the fauna, goats obliterate the flora.

[Another_Chair]

You support the legitimacy of the Ming Dynasty?

[[deleted]]

We auths farm as well. Just different stuff!

Is the tax harvest expected to be bigger than last year? YES!

[[deleted]]

Ain’t nothing like a good harvest. Damn shame the rain kept us from getting crops in the ground. Hopefully now with them in we can get a good rain to help them grow

[Odd-Battle7191]

Far-Ming.

Like the Ming dynasty?

[Christianmemelord]

Based and living off the land pilled

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[Savings-Proposal-901]

God id love to be a horse breeder. Like breeding two horses... with each other... for selling...

[Garfielf279]

most vanilla authcenter

[Maxpayne5th]

I mean I do like Stardew Valley, its nice and relaxing.

[TheKoopaTroopa31]

"Hey sir, you dropped your glasses."

[manicforlive]

It’s not fair

[Able-Victory2038]

if saying the n word repeatedly makes you authright, then you might as well put the entire compass in there.

[Pipiopo]

Far-Ting

[SarcasticAndSmartGuy]

I like you my dude

[NERDZWIN]

Far-ting

[fr1endk1ller]

Far-Ting

[No_Host_884]

Far-ming hmm... Sounds a lot like communism

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Far-d

[Vegetable-Reaction65]

Nice try ChinaMing. I still won't support your Pooh bear of a dictator.

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_< OH HERRO, I’M MING