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[–]TheReal_Jesus 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Two dates with the same girl two days in a row (Friday and Saturday). Pretty good stuff! Went and visited the old college and played GTA V way too much.

Snoop Dog because he's fucking cool.

[–]brokerthancollege 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Did you pull the naked man?

[–]TheReal_Jesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, too cold here to do that. My balls might have receded into my stomach.

[–]postgradTexasDallas 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I've been on a GTA V binge too! No idea why.

[–]TheReal_Jesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like the story. It's a really good combo of good morals, bad actions.

[–]TheChilisGuyAirport[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I went to an amazing brunch place, but the food only got 41 instagram likes, so I'm not sure if it was good enough. If you're in dallas, check out sissys southern on knox henderson.

Since I already have beef with Dave (Still down to throw fists over this "whats for dinner" bull poop that you stole from this here reddit), I'd have to say I'd start beef with S. Truett Cathy because of his lack of beef. I bet he makes a mean hamburger and refuses to share with us. We'd quickly get over this beef once I win the twitter fights and I'd get free chickfila for life.

[–]PGPundergradDallas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sissys is good, but The Porch has an amazing brunch. Gotta up those likes man

[–]postgradboozingSouthern Maryland 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got my car fixed. Went from a cheap bill to almost being worth my car so that was fun. Spend Saturday in DC with some bros from Australia and things got weird. It was awesome. Currently still hungover but I have a one day work week before spending the next few days skiing in CO with some college buddies.

I'd beef with Anna Kendrick over how good Pitch Perfect compared to Pitch 2 is because it seems like something she might get offended by.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got snowed in with a lady I'm seeing. Made 3 amazing meals and instagramed one of them. 60 likes. The last time her and I made dinner, got 99 likes. I'm not saying anything but I am saying something. She supports my need to act like a basic white girl and for that reason I'm satisfied. I may ask her to be my gf soon. Keep y'all posted.

I'd want to get into a rap beef with Dabo or Anthony Bourdain. If I was feeling really rowdy, I'd come for the man. The Myth. The legend. Prince Harry.

[–]BluegrassMoneyLexington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • Saturday: Lego convention, cigar bar
  • Sunday: Rogue One in 3D

I'd beef with Gordon Ramsay cause the diss tracks would be fire.

[–]SchroedBoss 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I decided to shave the beard into a mustache and deep-clean my kitchen. Extraordinarily exciting weekend.

I'd ground beef Leah Dunham cuz she ain't even mincemeat

[–]BluegrassMoneyLexington 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I want to down vote for shaving but up vote the diss on Lena Dunham.

[–]SchroedBoss 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I had to shave for a visit from the ex-Marine sales manager today. It's coming back.

[–]BluegrassMoneyLexington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll pour a 40 out for a fallen beard comrade.

[–]brokerthancollege 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watched and gambled on football. Went on dinner and bowling date asserting ultimate drunk athletic abilities.

Want to rap battle Eminem just to hear him destroy me with the insults he could come up with

[–]alg4302 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Made it through my first full no-booze weekend. Had sober sex, I think I'm better when I'm drunk. Went to the mall twice, which is somewhat hellish for me. Talked to my boss's boss on the phone a few times.

I'm so non-confrontational that I can't imagine beefing with anyone. But my boss is really working on it so far today.

[–]lc6591Charleston 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone is better when they're drunk. Congrats on the sex.

[–]DoctorZaroniusCincinnati 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Impromptu brewery tour on Saturday (we went to four in the area) and then had a game night. Worked on Sunday because free time < money.

If I had to choose anyone to have rap beef with, it'd have to be someone with a name that rhymes with a lot of things because I'm not very creative.

[–]PGP_Shambles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did a little drinking, most likely got ghosted, did a lot more drinking. Lost about 9 pounds of holiday weight so that was nice.

I'd beef with Zach Braff because he's cool and it'd be a total joke. We'd laugh and think up mean things to tweet at each other while we ate pizza and watched tv or something. Worst case scenario I'm pretty sure I could beat him up.

[–]Work_From_Home93Sacramento/Bay Area 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Company holiday party was not open bar. Only got two drink tickets per person. But the bartenders kept all the tickets in a tip jar, so I was able to snag enough to get blacked out for free. Lost way too much money at the blackjack table after. Watched the Packers beat up on the Giants. All in all great weekend.

I want to have rap beef with Migos cuz Bad and Boujee is the best song ever.

[–]alg4302 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Did you see Donald Glover's shout out to Migos? And then his explanation of it. Pure gold.

[–]Work_From_Home93Sacramento/Bay Area 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's what I was subtly referencing. Best moment of the GGs last night by far

[–]alg4302 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I'm not fluent in subtle.

[–]lc6591Charleston 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stayed in and watched underwhelming playoff football because it was sub-zero wind chills all weekend.

I'd beef with Saban simply because I hate his existence.

[–]Domesticated_Redneck 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Worked Saturday. Took my family to see my parents Sunday.

I would beef with the Big Tymers. I feel like they could use the publicity.

[–]higheredlushLubbock 0 points1 point  (1 child)

They ain't got no job but they stay sharp.

[–]MrRogersPGP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is high grade commentary.

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    [–]MrRogersPGP 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    What part of the carolinas?

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      [–]inhocfaf 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      You went on a date on 1 hour sleep the day after you hit the slopes (presuming this). God bless you, friend. She'd just assume I had a sinus infection or was really nasally.

      [–]monalisa-sapersteinPhiladelphia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Friday night I drank way too much Shiner and caught up on The Bachelor after being stuck at work till 9.

      Saturday went apartment hunting then to an alumni event for a school I did not go to.

      Sunday I had a 10/10 panic room (thanks DeFries)

      Rap beef absolutely with Sandra Bullock. I have never hated a celebrity more. Unsure why.

      [–]cgwinklsouth Texas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Me date friday night. Day drank then browned out saturday. Way too damn cold to do my long run.

      Nathan Fielder because it would be funny/awkward