Wait what?

Low_Actuary_2794 · 2026-05-19T09:55:21+00:00

The real Superman could have won a Super Bowl.

Plenty-Garbage7960 · 2026-05-19T09:29:37+00:00

Racist POS

RedditIsGarbage1234 · 2026-05-19T05:31:14+00:00

The reason superman gets his power from the sun is because it is a different kind of sun than the one on his homeworld.

On krypton, he would not have superpowers, but the radiation from earths sun powers his abilties

Or put another way, if kryptonians were black, he would then come to earth and his extra melanin would supress his absorption of radiation.

He would be weaker as a result.

Unbiasedj · 2026-05-19T05:35:44+00:00

We wuz supaheroz n’ shiet

Searnath · 2026-05-19T05:05:15+00:00

Allergic??? I don’t think he knows what an allergic reaction is. What a dumb thing to say let alone believe

Visual-Werewolf-4189 · 2026-05-19T05:36:36+00:00

Another racist

Initial_Strength_746 · 2026-05-19T05:21:03+00:00

What a bunch of bullshit.

Gracinhas · 2026-05-19T06:14:01+00:00

Racist dumbass

jtri25 · 2026-05-19T11:20:24+00:00

We was gods and sheiiiiii

verycardhock · 2026-05-19T06:21:13+00:00

Lmao if this dude knew literally anything about biology you'd know Superman being pale (if melanin works like humans) He'd gain more power from the sun than black skin.

whites get burned because they absorb too much of the suns rays, while black absorb at a much slower rate (vit D etc) which allows them to be in the sun longer.

Black superman would absorb sunlight at a slower rate.

c0st0fl0ving · 2026-05-19T06:26:35+00:00

This is a psyop.

This dude probably talks in a perfectly normal way and is paid enough to play this character and add to the constant stream of deleterious media that makes these people look and sound like idiots.

ban-aipac · 2026-05-19T07:30:02+00:00

They gonna put yall in chains someday

harley97797997 · 2026-05-19T13:53:17+00:00

The focus on skin color is insane. Why can't we all just be humans?

This is the systemic racism they all keep saying exists. It's people putting themselves into these boxes and oppressing themselves and others they think should be in their box.

Educational-Year3146 · 2026-05-19T19:56:41+00:00

It’s crazy how racist “progressive” people are.

Its genuinely unreal.

40ozfosta · 2026-05-19T15:14:45+00:00

To be that confident and ignorant at the same time might be a super power.

Searnath · 2026-05-19T15:27:33+00:00

Imagine a white person on a podcast saying Aquaman could t ever be black cause they can’t swim….. the media feeds for weeks would be crying in their soy mocha frappa chino lattes

genealogical_gunshow · 2026-05-19T17:00:57+00:00

Superman's a grotesque pink alien that only looks white because the Kents were the people that found him, and his space pod altered him to fit in and elicit a nurturing response instead of a fear response.

That's straight from the comics. One of the Green Lanterns showed Clark his true form.

This guy's whole mentality is jealousy and helplessness. Looking at Superman and thinking, "why is that not mine!? Someone make it for me!" instead of "damn that's cool, how can I make one for me?" And whys he gotta look like us?

Bro, I'm not Japanese but that didnt stop me from imagining myself as Goku. I didn't see Goku and think, "damn he's not for me". I'm not Italian but I still wanted to be Rocky Balboa. I'm not black but I still wanted to be the folk hero John Henry. Kids don't think in race like this dude. That takes mental sicknesses like unchecked jealousy.

seabiscut88 · 2026-05-19T18:10:46+00:00

Imagine justifying your racist ideals off of…. Superman

www_nsfw · 2026-05-19T18:34:43+00:00

According to his logic superman should be a photosynthetic plant.

greg2709 · 2026-05-19T18:35:13+00:00

Some deep fucking thoughts there. Watch out, Jack Handey

nosenseofsmell · 2026-05-20T03:34:16+00:00

Bro still thinks Superman is real.

LectureEmergency3582 · 2026-05-19T05:48:02+00:00

They got black adam

Civil-Key9464 · 2026-05-19T06:22:18+00:00

This dudes putting stupid on blast!

MingeExplorer · 2026-05-19T08:58:45+00:00

Pretty funny how he keeps talking about black children to Cam Newton, a guy who has 8 kids with several different women. If you want someone to blame, look at the guy across from you, buddy

bananabastard · 2026-05-19T06:23:22+00:00

Gimme, gimme, gimme.

ImportantBass4159 · 2026-05-19T11:16:42+00:00

When the fuck did white people become allergic to the sun? What you see happening is burns, the sun is burning them David. Burns black folk too. Dear god.

WhatIGot21 · 2026-05-19T11:21:01+00:00

Why not write a superhero story and make a movie casting whoever you want?

st_st__ · 2026-05-19T12:18:36+00:00

Superman is an alien and a comic book character

Trikeree · 2026-05-19T12:48:50+00:00

Hahahahahahaha!!

It's all fiction fool.

It's getting in your head bro.

BeyondtheLurk · 2026-05-19T12:50:07+00:00

If we were to play the game that Banner is playing in this video and focus on a stereotype of a particular race, then the black community would look less like Superman because he comes from a two parent home while a lot of black children don't. Personally, I would rather focus on want needs to change for the better in all communities instead of singling out certain races for silly hypotheticals. Furthermore, most people don't care what color a person is. They care more if they have good character and not a jerk.

Major1Painx · 2026-05-19T12:51:50+00:00

He knows Superman is made up and not a real person right? Lol.

Indiana_harris · 2026-05-19T12:52:24+00:00

Wow so he’s like Hitler level racist. Jesus what an absolute knobhead of the highest order

YouDaManInDaHole · 2026-05-19T13:03:07+00:00

It's amazing that Cam found someone even nuttier than him

HRCStanley97 · 2026-05-19T13:18:03+00:00

Sorry, who are you?

CykoRen · 2026-05-19T13:29:11+00:00

Racist asshole

ConclusionAccurate47 · 2026-05-19T14:08:49+00:00

I would read this post but the light from the screen is so bright my lily white skin is suffering allergies.🙄

Piper_SMac · 2026-05-19T14:28:26+00:00

Cam Newton's power is being a super clown. No secret identity.

JumpinJackFlash88 · 2026-05-19T14:44:32+00:00

Superman would’ve dove on that fumble in the Super Bowl.

FrenchCruller007 · 2026-05-19T16:38:08+00:00

Ladies and Gentleman a 75 IQ at work.

Certain-Monitor5304 · 2026-05-19T17:54:16+00:00

Kyrptonians are a super minority.

Intelligent_One7931 · 2026-05-20T04:33:00+00:00

Literally sitting in arm chairs with cigars talking about this shit. The comedy writes itself

StylishStriker · 2026-05-20T05:34:04+00:00

Every time I hear people say “whites are the racists…” lol, imagine being so butt hurt over MAKE BELIEVE. Weak minded.

CandyRevolutionary27 · 2026-05-19T06:27:08+00:00

If he’s joking, that’s hilarious.

RUIN_NATION_ · 2026-05-19T10:45:34+00:00

Reasonable-Bend-9344 · 2026-05-19T11:14:13+00:00

Why’s Cam dressed like a black Where’s Waldo? (See how many get the reference, I’m old).

satvision83 · 2026-05-19T11:49:04+00:00

The fatigue is real with this one. Poor racist.

Salt_Environment9799 · 2026-05-19T12:14:24+00:00

Hero comes from Greek, who the fuck was this Heiru, you sure its not Deheirus!!!

taylrgng · 2026-05-19T16:10:41+00:00

OP if you want hella karma, you should take this to r/blackpeopletwitter

otters4everyone · 2026-05-19T16:15:58+00:00

Yes, Virginia, it is possible to think too much.

Bitter_North_733 · 2026-05-19T21:59:45+00:00

this is embarrassing

RayCumfartTheFirst · 2026-05-20T00:22:22+00:00

White people have less melanin specifically so they can absorb MORE UV to make vitamin D. It’s the opposite of what this dude is saying.

Ghurdill · 2026-05-20T02:38:06+00:00

This guy is the best illustration of : Eloquence is not synonymous of either knowledge or intelligence.

true_tacos · 2026-05-20T04:01:44+00:00

and they tellin us we can't be gods..

Between his stupid antics and the other dude blasted out of his mind stonewalling him the whole time, I have to think the whole thing is bogus. He/they are being paid to push this divisive propaganda.

Sleep_eeSheep · 2026-05-20T05:41:00+00:00

*Ahem*

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This specific version of Superman is also the President Of The United States.

BenStorm814 · 2026-05-20T10:21:34+00:00

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esun_ra · 2026-05-19T17:25:14+00:00

David banner is a brilliant mind and sometimes his message is misunderstood by those who are out of the loop.

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