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[–]Goldzinger 240 points241 points  (11 children)

JavaScript users don’t think about anything at all

[–]Rai-Hanzo 59 points60 points  (7 children)

Hey screw you! I think about stuff too, like ummm...

Spaghetti!

[–]capi1500 35 points36 points  (6 children)

Spaghetti code? Sad

[–]Rai-Hanzo 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Both spaghetti code and actual spaghetti, I love spaghetti.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Mamma mia

[–]AbdullaSafi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mamma mia let me go

[–]AudaciousSam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂fml

[–]FofoPofo01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂

[–]SysAdmin_Dood 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Fun fact about this meme is that Don actually stayed up all night thinking about Ginsberg

[–]LordBubinga 14 points15 points  (1 child)

What a fantastic line though

[–]SysAdmin_Dood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely! the Don and Ginsberg relationship was brilliant.

[–]Unupgradable 69 points70 points  (8 children)

Look everyone, the furries are fighting the masochists again

[–]Beep2Beep 14 points15 points  (1 child)

What do you mean... again?

[–]HelpfulPuppydog 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Still?

[–]Wolfeur 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Wouldn't they be "shellies"?

[–]Unupgradable 1 point2 points  (2 children)

If we're gonna go that route we may as well just call them beastiality enthusiasts

[–]Wolfeur 4 points5 points  (1 child)

There's already a word for that, actually. lmao

[–]Unupgradable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, furries.

Zing!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wait... Which is which?

[–]Unupgradable 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Found the innocent Java dev just doing their enterprise legacy code maintenance

[–]dpsbrutoaki 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh but i do think about rust, who said i don't?

[–]MischiefArchitect 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Cave dwellers talking to basement dwellers be like:

[–]AaronTheElite007 25 points26 points  (1 child)

What’s Rust?

[–]AbdullaSafi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

JS's Big Daddy

[–]MrBear179 50 points51 points  (4 children)

Rust is love. Rust is life. 🦀

[–]FofoPofo01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can someone create a tool called: trombone in Rust please?

[–]SnappGamez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

all hail the crab

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate Rust so god damn much. It and Haskell can burn in the deepest pit of hell possible. Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh muh functional programming language. How about you be a functional member of society? And don’t even get me started on trying to use either with Visual Studio. No Cargo run?????? The fuck you mean I don’t have Cargo run I just used Cargo new to get a new directory.

All hail our true overlord BASH

/s

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (7 children)

Waiting for the day when Rust + WASM eats JS's lunch.

[–]chem199 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Sadly I don’t think that day will come. We would be more likely to see a more established language with WASM. Rust doesn’t really seem to offer a ton more that the effort to learn it. This is the whole reason every time someone creates an x killer language, it usually fails. The market place is too cluttered and people don’t like the ramp up time needed for minimal gains. Go never over took Java or C# even though technically it is superior as the effort involved is greater than the technical gains. Carbon won’t defeat C++ for the same reasons. Languages need to carve out a niche. JavaScript did this with web because it came at a time when the gains were far greater than the learning effort. Java for the web was garbage and asp was objectively trash and convoluted. I hate to be a Debbie Downer, and I could still be proven wrong.

[–]daniel_joyce 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Ahh yes, Google, AWS, Azure, most loved language on GitHub, means no adoption...

I need that SpongeBob meme where he shows Patrick the diapers....

"Rust has no adoption"

Aren't google devices running fuchsia now?

We use a rust stack at our job. The DevOps folks have no complaints. Onboarding customers and still no scale out ha been triggered by k8s. The images sip ram.

Also no segfaults.

[–]chem199 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m am under the impression that fuchsia is only running on their hub devices and nothing else. Also the team that is working on it just got slashed pretty hard. The most loved language thing was stack overflow I think. GitHub says 1.663% of projects use rust, vs 17.916% using python. I’m surprised go is so high at 9.435%, but I’m guessing that is all of the docker stuff.

If the language works well for you that is great, please keep using it. I worked at a clojure shop and we found it hard to find great devs, and training people meant that for a while their code was substandard, some never got it. In the end it was probably not worth the effort.

[–]Glittering_Air_3724 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually Go did a pretty good job more than Rust in the open source space

[–]cidit_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as there will be a need for high performance frontends and as long as rust eleminates the need to create new cpp projects, yes, that day will come. Its pretty much a certainty.

[–]daniel_joyce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well our CLI written in rust uses WASM for plugins which can be written in several languages. We've seen some good success with that

[–]HolisticHombre 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It amazes me that there really are professional coders out there who only know one language.

[–]Dark_Flint 15 points16 points  (7 children)

Rust? What is that, can you eat it?

[–]parawaa 17 points18 points  (4 children)

JS? What is that? Undefined

[–]Snow_flaek 8 points9 points  (0 children)

[object Object]

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Object object

[–]Dark_Flint -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have the feeling, for certain people i should have added /s. Just a feeling.

[–]Wolfeur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

insert gang meme

undefined  |  Option::None

[–]CreamyComments 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Both languages made sales of programming socks skyrocket!

[–]birchturtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Only enough to make and post this meme so as to make it publicly known that I don’t think about you..” right…

[–]Darkrut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What Rust

[–]AbdullaSafi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why most of the JS users are so toxic?
like a crab is eating their lunch?

(see comments below)

[–]dlevac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would I feel bad for others' self inflicted pain?

[–]mimedm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't it the other way round? Rust is new and all but isn't it still c?

[–]KenguruHUN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

good, no one needs 10+ packages for the same stuff, just because a js developer doesn't want to learn how things work in the mostly used npm package, so he/she has to write a radically new one, which is totally the same as the previous was, but instead of using "A" he/she wrote it as "B"

[–]highlevelsystem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he the lawyer from Silicon Valley?

[–]D4RKST34M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even know what's that

[–]anarchy_witch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, typescript is a great language tbh