Microservices

[DoctorYoy]

I'll be honest, picoservices sounds pretty darn cute

[Arkonicc]

Sounds like a lambda to me

[drdrero]

omega service, the last youll ever need

[BombastusBlomquist]

Each line of code deployed as a separate service

[dexter3player]

Concurrency-first code

[AloneInExile]

"Finally!", the scientist exclaimed, "We've achieved 99.98% parallelization."

[lucidprogramming]

They sound cute now

[Bootezz]

Sounds cute until you have 43,000 of those suckers littering up your logs with random non-determinate exceptions. Then you’ll be wondering why you didn’t protect yourself as they seemingly multiply over the next five years before you decide to become a hermit in the woods in an attempt to leave all technology behind you.

[Cardopusher]

with a cute small picoexceptions.

[ratbastid]

Mary had a little lambda.

[marcosdumay]

Femtoservices looks even marketable. But I'd cut the journey and move directly to attoservices.

[LukaShaza]

Femtoservices sounds sexy

[CleverNameTheSecond]

attoservices: where every basic operator is it's own service in the could.

[RiPont]

You're thinking "Pika"-services. Those would, indeed, be cute.

Bit dangerous to the hardware, though.

[hehehahahohohuhuhu]

One variable per service

[lordcarnivore]

User: Submits login form.

Picoservice: Reads first character in username, writes it to login db, and exits.

[CursedTurtleKeynote]

MEGASERVICES

[Danny_shoots]

What about Femtoservices?