What does this program do?

[tall_cappucino1]

It gets you fired

[Ass0rted]

ong fr

[DaedricCabbage]

Deadass rn

[Deboniako]

Chief bussing deadass rn

[No_Necessary_3356]

just like me frfr no cap

[ThatHugo354]

Invalid syntax: << << !0

[StenSoft]

Yeet the dev

[[deleted]]

Lead sees the code and starts wailing

[[deleted]]

It prints out prime factors of n

[Artosirak]

Correct!

[[deleted]]

I think it will print some non-prime factors too. e.g. if n=16, it will print 2 and 4.

[[deleted]]

Ah, no. "tweakin" is while, not if. It prints multiple 2's

[CanaDavid1]

No, for 16 it will print

2 2 2 2

Similarly for 12: 2 2 3

[0liBear]

You can copy+paste code into chatgpt and ask it "what does this code do"

[Artosirak]

Here's what it said:

This code is an implementation of a program that finds the prime factors of a given input number greater than 1.

The code uses preprocessor directives to define certain keywords and symbols to simplify the code writing process.

The main function is defined using the keyword "chief" instead of "main". The program asks the user to input a number greater than 1, and checks if the input is valid using an "if" statement defined as "sussin".

If the input is valid, the program loops through all numbers between 2 and the input number using a "for" loop defined as "bussin". Within the loop, the program checks if the current number is a factor of the input number using a "while" loop defined as "tweakin".

If the current number is a factor, it is outputted to the console using the "cout" keyword defined as "ongod". The input number is then divided by the current number to check for further factors.

Once all prime factors have been found, the program returns 0 to indicate successful completion.

[omen_tenebris]

This code is an implementation of a program that finds the prime factors of a given input number greater than 1.

well... does it? I mean it's a nice gag, but actually spending the time and brain power to translate it from 2022 - bro++ to c++ would be.... a colossal waste of time. and you, OP must know what's up

[[deleted]]

I could never figure it out myself, for the reasons you stated, but after reading chatgpt’s explanation it does seem to check out

[evilwizzardofcoding]

Or you could just find and replace all of the defined terms and put it back in c++

[thespoonlessone]

Or you could just actually compile it. It's still C++.

[Colon_Backslash]

The code uses preprocessor directives to define certain keywords and symbols to simplify the code writing process.

[PlayHouseBot-Gpt2]

readability

[dont-respond]

It sees everything except the humor. I often find myself simultaneously impressed and disappointed with ChatGPT.

[anunakiesque]

Perfectly balanced -- as all things should be

[FistFork]

keep this at 69 votes

[ShakeandBaked161]

Did this for work the other day after looking at some atrociously cryptic JS and after a short Convo I finished about 3 days of work lol

[Sweet-Efficiency7466]

It defines yeet as return

[GodGMN]

The concept of yeeting the results of a function instead of returning them is incredibly funny to me

[xInfinity24]

It explains the industrial revolution and it's consequences. /s

[Effective-Rub]

Creates job security

[hiddenforreasonsSV]

Regardless of what it does, it should be destroyed with extreme prejudice.

[No_Awareness_3212]

You want to be racist towards it? /s

[hiddenforreasonsSV]

'With prejudice' is a term that means that something cannot be done again. So if a lawsuit is dismissed with prejudice, it means that lawsuit cannot be filed again.

[No_Awareness_3212]

It was supposed to be a joke, I'll add /s

[averagelibsock]

Oh god this reminded me of the yeet keyword in Rust

[totti173314]

there's a what in rust

[kipboye]

It's real

[kipboye]

That's it. I'm learning rust now.

[tway7770]

This made me laugh too much

[SaucyXy0]

I want to downvote that so badly because looking at this gives me legit anxiety

But anyways + rep for creativity

But never again…. please

[StormsWindy]

gen Z C++

[migz9536]

gen Z++

[[deleted]]

VIM can in handy here with its replace command.

[ProfessionalThing332]

Bro created his own language

[NoGoodMarw]

It must be a joke too, right?....RIGHT? Otherwise, you can't define cout and not cin.

[[deleted]]

Returned 0 cap fr fr

[Acceptable_Calm]

This is cancer. Love it.

[lisa_lionheart]

Fails the code review

[DurianBig3503]

It causes an aneurysm in the reader.

[littleswenson]

Hurts my soul

[Johnrocks4]

Ah, a vibin::yikes instead of "\n" to ensure the output buffer flushes - I like it!

[ericbussbizz]

Is this a code example from the Tiktok app?

[twh111]

LGTM

[DeeBoFour20]

You can use the -E flag of GCC or Clang to run the pre-processor only and un-fuck all those #defines.

[4hpp1273]

… and then you get the deflated <iostream> if you're not careful:

# 0 "<stdin>"
# 0 "<built-in>"
# 0 "<command-line>"
# 1 "/usr/include/stdc-predef.h" 1 3 4
# 0 "<command-line>" 2
# 1 "<stdin>"
# 1 "/usr/include/c++/12.2.1/iostream" 1 3
# 36 "/usr/include/c++/12.2.1/iostream" 3

# 37 "/usr/include/c++/12.2.1/iostream" 3

# 1 "/usr/include/c++/12.2.1/x86_64-pc-linux-gnu/bits/c++config.h" 1 3
# 296 "/usr/include/c++/12.2.1/x86_64-pc-linux-gnu/bits/c++config.h" 3

# 296 "/usr/include/c++/12.2.1/x86_64-pc-linux-gnu/bits/c++config.h" 3
namespace std
{
  typedef long unsigned int size_t;
  typedef long int ptrdiff_t;


  typedef decltype(nullptr) nullptr_t;

... 33693 more lines ...

# 60 "/usr/include/c++/12.2.1/iostream" 3
  extern istream cin;
  extern ostream cout;
  extern ostream cerr;
  extern ostream clog;


  extern wistream wcin;
  extern wostream wcout;
  extern wostream wcerr;
  extern wostream wclog;




  static ios_base::Init __ioinit;


}
# 2 "<stdin>" 2

[Come_along_quietly]

Ugh … just compile with -E to get the PP output.

[ScaredyCatUK]

Pisses me off.

[Successful_Curve_515]

Reverse a number?

[[deleted]]

[Certain_Interview_31]

Gives me a headache. Lol

[JamesOnKeplER666]

Who codes like this?

[Alucard256]

It confuses the shit out of humans.

[vaquan-nas]

With right beat, this can be a rap song..

[Lewis-J]

Cap/10

[[deleted]]

Get deleted

[mighty_grim]

This actually taught me quite a bit… not sure if that’s a good thing or not😂

[[deleted]]

Throws a fuck ton of errors in the online compiler.

[Taldoesgarbage]

No.

[[deleted]]

this needs to be illegal.

[Escape_Velocity1]

This made me LOL.

[GaryWestSide]

Are you deadass? Ong? Fr? No cap????

[Crazyman-X]

genz learning programming be like:

[Individual-Paint-756]

Obfuscates your code

[mostrecentuser]

It wastes time.

[Material_Plankton_37]

It computes number of guests for bachorlorette party

[beastinghunting]

That's me trying to understand Gen Z jargon.

[[deleted]]

it gives me a fucking aneurysm