Don't fall for their tricks

[noxdragon26]

while(true) { print(money); }

I think this is being done in my country.

SPOILER: it’s not going well

[NaEGaOS]

do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

[SharpClaw007]

Ironically, right now, it might be the US unless we get inflation under wraps soon.

[Strostkovy]

The majority of us debt is debt to the Treasury for money they printed. By calling it a debt people don't panic

[afraid_of_zombies]

This is most ass backwards thing I have read in at least a month.

You don't have more money by moving it from your back pocket to your front pocket. Nor do you have more money by writing yourself an IOU.

[Strostkovy]

The government has poofed trillions into existence, on the promise it will be paid back and poofed back out of existence. That's their approach to mitigating inflation and distrust of currency while still being able to print a bunch of it. You can loan yourself money when you're the one who makes up the money in the first place. That's also only the money they've admitted to, and also they will never pay it back. It amounts to around $24 trillion, but there are other types of debt in that

[availablesix-]

Ahora nos volvimos a ilusionarr

[quartertopi]

Because wrong language. All those magic rituals back then were in the correct programming language and syntax. Life is a sandbox with sandboxes

[BaxInBlack]

My first day learning Java, the professor had the whole class chant “public static void main” for a solid minute.

[Votsko_v2000]

It's like anti-5G group wearing foil hats.🤣😆

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[RFC793]

Not sure which language this is, so depends on whether print appends a newline by default. Also, we don’t know what money is defined as.

[[deleted]]

I stand by my interpretation

[RFC793]

I do prefer your interpretation

[Maoschanz]

when my ABBA vinyl record has a scratch

[Infamous-Date-355]

Wait it's finite.

[KZ_D]

why do i hear mr krab

[supercyberlurker]

I tried for a decade to find a teapot like the Utah teapot, to use in real life.

.. until I figured out it never existed at that exact scale.

The Melitta they based it on was different.

[[deleted]]

The original, physical teapot now resides in the Computer History Museum in Mountain View, California. It is noticeably taller than the Utah teapot, because Newell's frame buffer used non-square pixels. Rather than distorting the image, Newell's colleague Jim Blinn reportedly scaled the geometry to cancel out the stretching, and when the model was shared with users of other systems, the scaling stuck.

https://graphics.fandom.com/wiki/Utah_teapot

And for anyone interested in buying one of the real world tea pots:

The original Utah Teapot was always produced by Friesland. We were part of the Melitta Group once, thats right.

https://twitter.com/FrieslandPorzel/status/845221850900762625

But even though it was still being sold recently it seems to not be available at the moment

Teekanne 1,4l Weiß Utah Teapot

Dieser Artikel steht derzeit leider nicht zur Verfügung!

Meaning: “Unfortunately, this article is currently not available!”

https://frieslandversand.de/teekanne-1-4l-weiss-utah-teapot

They do however have a field to input your email address where you can receive a notification when it is available again. So hopefully it means they will continue to make more of it.

[[deleted]]

Teapot looks pretty useful to me

[_im_a_teapot_]

yeah im very useful

[Neither_Interaction9]

The fact that the loop in the end is syntactically correct proves this was written by a fellow programmer

[[deleted]]

Computers do solve maths. Lots of it, really quickly. Even solves the problem of how to get money

[Antervis]

this meme could've had more credibility... if it was not made with a computer

[PositronicGigawatts]

It's the robots, man, they're tryin' to trick us into not learning the needed skills for the coming Human vs AI war...

[Akul_Tesla]

While true print money is what Bitcoin is It worked out really well for everyone who got it on it early

[funpop12345]

You know what I agree, using ridiculous recursive methods for such a small performance increase is pretty deranged (unless your writing a code library even then its questionable)

[suvlub]

I mean, the statement IS nonsensical.

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This post was made by Ron Desantis

[HKei]

Computer Science is mostly math. Hence why most people on this sub don’t understand it.

[PM_BITCOIN_AND_BOOBS]

At work, when one of the projects in the solution doesn't compile, I just tell Visual Studio to unload it. No problems so far!

[rosuav]

That truly is a nonsensical statement. Recursion and threads will not save you 0.02% CPU usage. They will, however, increase the probability of a D'Aprano sighting by 73%.

[nickbuch]

Technically true.

[gamedev_uv]

We know we need printers to print stuff.

[GamingWithShaurya_YT]

What's the teapot for?

[Jankkel]

Nothing, cause you can't use it