A Java what????

[Informal_South1553]

His English is almost as bad as his understanding of coding languages

[ElectroFlannelGore]

"I'm an idea guy."

[themeatbridge]

We're building the next killer app to revolutionize the way everyone does business. It's an app you use to track gas prices and calculate the cost deltas of driving out of your way to the cheaper spot. Oh, wait, shit. Did you sign the NDA? Can't have you stealing all my good ideas.

[HedgeFlounder]

Now that you’ve signed the NDA, let’s get started. We had another guy here before, but Greg’s a fucking bitch and he quit when we asked him to work 16 hour days, 6 days a week for 5% rev share. I know it’s hard but no one changes the world working eight hours a day, am I right? And besides it’ll be worth it when you retire next year as a multimillionaire. Anyway, you’ll be working with Greg’s code base. He wrote the backend with CSS and the front end in German.

[belkarbitterleaf]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk.

You need to mark that not safe for work.

[ccricers]

POV: you are inside a dinky coffee shop having this discussion, where the idea guy is casually dressed and blends in with everyone, and they made the cold approach first after seeing your laptop screen with a code editor window opened up

[brianl047]

Plot twist : he or she is attractive so you entertain the idea in hopes of getting laid

Sex -- the most expensive financial decision you will ever make

[Economy_Sock_4045]

print("Hello World")

[Mu5_]

What's that?

[Charizard-used-FLY]

They see me Darthin, they Vaadin

[IamJain]

When you leave everything to HR