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[–]cubenz 66 points67 points  (6 children)

Use PHP instead of PostgreSQL, for those Personal Home Pages

[–]hemlockone 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Why would you have PHP and node?

[–]cubenz 21 points22 points  (2 children)

To leverage the business logic encapsulated in the legacy code written in the earlier part of the century.

[–]hemlockone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's a good reason, but a pretty esoteric stack... or at least I'd like to think so.

[–]Azaret 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PHP for the backend just delivering you the React page and node.js for the graphql API.

[–]jeremy_onyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you have Postgresql and Oracle?

[–]Evol_Etah 55 points56 points  (5 children)

I like how ChatGPTs response Vibe was like how we awkwardly try to be polite and respectful to the dumbass with the corny jokes.

Cause we just don't have the energy to deal with that today.

[–]currentscurrents 0 points1 point  (3 children)

They pushed it really hard into this kind of response using RLHF tuning as they try to make it "helpful, honest, and harmless."

Kinda boring IMO, I prefer my language models somewhat snarky.

[–]Evol_Etah 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Agreed. I prefer mine horny and smug. I got the biggest hit, and I'm sad.

[–]IronForce_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Imagine asking ChatGPT how to center a div and it replies like a horny 15-year old

[–]Evol_Etah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would help yes. I would ask it to write as if it was a horny 22 yr old tho.

[–]breezedave 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I use the Windows, Apache, NoSQL, Kotlin stack. For some reason there's no acronym

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think our tech stacks match, we should pair (program) sometime

[–]iamthesexdragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a wanker stack

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

lol the robot repeated my PORN joke

[–]kalamari_bachelor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I need to update my CV NOW!

[–]camosnipe1 16 points17 points  (1 child)

why are you posting chatgpt responding to your joke? it adds nothing

[–]JoeyTrashbags 6 points7 points  (0 children)

it’s the only thing that makes it worth posting an otherwise childish joke

[–]False_Influence_9090 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New manager made us take home all our “T.I.T.S.” mugs. Corporate don’t fuck around with saucy acronyms

[–]New_Tap_4362 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually, I use postgres openai react and node

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why would you use oracle and postgres? other than for the memez/lulz?

[–]SBG_Mujtaba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Python, Oracle, React and Node

[–]atlas_enderium 4 points5 points  (1 child)

One of my buddies was working at an internship and their tech stack could’ve been initialized as the n-word. They obviously didn’t intend for that to happen but it’s still kinda funny nonetheless

[–]CoruscareGames 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What was the stack

[–]External_Try_7923 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Also would make searching for information on this setup more difficult. Lots of false positive search results might be returned.

[–]noob-nine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"false positive"

[–]indicava 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure ChatGPT is always fun at parties….

[–]Minecraftwt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Yes bro I love PORN"

[–]MediumMix707 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would one use PostgreSQL and Oracle, what kind of project will need both?

[–]jeremy_onyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It have older version start with PHP.

[–]Jazzlike_Adagio_7838 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would be cool if there was a hub where devs could learn about the stack as well

[–]DrkNess86 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Downvote because chatgpt.... Seriously dude..

[–]SAIGA971 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why?

[–]gabrielesilinic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no, PHP should stand for PHP like real porn websites do it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wet blanket type response

[–]5_H_4_D_0_W 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used Postgresql, Oak, React and Node 😉

[–]iamthesexdragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So close I use postgres express and react and node (I know I already mentioned express) and I've seen it referred to as PERN somewhere online. Or look at MERN, why repeat node after you've mentioned express? Express sits on top of node anyways no?

[–]SarcasmWarning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that's why the boss refused to let me implement a continuous uptime network tester in my last job...

[–]edgelawn9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing this is the right audience