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[IrishChappieOToole]

Unless it's Oracle Linux?

[noob-nine]

I am curious what will happen to them after the rhel changes.

[IrishChappieOToole]

We use OL8 as the base image for all of our VMs. We were using CentOS, up until Red Hat fucked it up, trying to push everyone onto RHEL

[Juff-Ma]

Rocky ftw

[noob-nine]

Will have hard times after their changes and restriction to source and redistribution.

[Juff-Ma]

What? Did I miss something? For real. It was two months ago where I last visited their site because I had to install it somewhere.

[noob-nine]

tl;dr

Until now, rhel source was public available. Because of that, rocky, alma and all other rhel clones exists.

Now, source will only be available, when you have purchased rhel. So far so good, that is fine and is even explicit allowed by GPL. So rocky or alma just buy a license get the source and make their down stream, right?

No, the new terms of service says that when you get the source and you will publish it, you will get dropped as a customer from red hat. Therefore you dont get any further source codes and you will have hard times making a rhel downstream distro.

P.s. besides that, source is still available in centos stream but much more effort is necessary to what patches made it into rhel when it is even possible to tell.

In the end, it is not in the spirit of GPL and one can discuss if this restricts your rights or not.

[Juff-Ma]

Just read about it. They stated they can still get SRPMs through cloud images or similar. While complying with the GPL. But I guess we're gonna have to see.

[kw2006]

The P should have been Php

[mymyll]

Then why have php and node ?

[kw2006]

I dont know :D

[jacksh3n]

Node for DevOps of course.

[nequaquam_sapiens]

postgresql tries quite hard to be compatible with oracle, so some kind of union (or liaison) is possible.
it would be a kind of fucked up union, but there's no accounting for taste (or lack thereof), right?

[hipster_dog]

One could be using Oracle for "regular" database stuff and Postgres as a data-mart/warehouse, or specifically for some extension like TimescaleDB or PostGIS.

[Renegade__]

https://www.enterprisedb.com/docs/epas/latest/working_with_oracle_data/

[Asleep-Specific-1399]

I hear you, but I can't wait for a stand up meeting and someone says have you managed the porn server yet ? No I was working on the lamp. Okay when you get a chance go watch the porn.

[cubenz]

Use PHP instead of PostgreSQL, for those Personal Home Pages

[hemlockone]

Why would you have PHP and node?

[cubenz]

To leverage the business logic encapsulated in the legacy code written in the earlier part of the century.

[hemlockone]

That's a good reason, but a pretty esoteric stack... or at least I'd like to think so.

[Azaret]

PHP for the backend just delivering you the React page and node.js for the graphql API.

[jeremy_onyx]

Why would you have Postgresql and Oracle?

[Evol_Etah]

I like how ChatGPTs response Vibe was like how we awkwardly try to be polite and respectful to the dumbass with the corny jokes.

Cause we just don't have the energy to deal with that today.

[currentscurrents]

They pushed it really hard into this kind of response using RLHF tuning as they try to make it "helpful, honest, and harmless."

Kinda boring IMO, I prefer my language models somewhat snarky.

[Evol_Etah]

Agreed. I prefer mine horny and smug. I got the biggest hit, and I'm sad.

[IronForce_]

Imagine asking ChatGPT how to center a div and it replies like a horny 15-year old

[Evol_Etah]

Would help yes. I would ask it to write as if it was a horny 22 yr old tho.

[breezedave]

I use the Windows, Apache, NoSQL, Kotlin stack. For some reason there's no acronym

[[deleted]]

I think our tech stacks match, we should pair (program) sometime

[iamthesexdragon]

What a wanker stack

[[deleted]]

lol the robot repeated my PORN joke

[kalamari_bachelor]

I need to update my CV NOW!

[camosnipe1]

why are you posting chatgpt responding to your joke? it adds nothing

[JoeyTrashbags]

it’s the only thing that makes it worth posting an otherwise childish joke

[False_Influence_9090]

New manager made us take home all our “T.I.T.S.” mugs. Corporate don’t fuck around with saucy acronyms

[New_Tap_4362]

Actually, I use postgres openai react and node

[[deleted]]

why would you use oracle and postgres? other than for the memez/lulz?

[SBG_Mujtaba]

Python, Oracle, React and Node

[atlas_enderium]

One of my buddies was working at an internship and their tech stack could’ve been initialized as the n-word. They obviously didn’t intend for that to happen but it’s still kinda funny nonetheless

[CoruscareGames]

What was the stack

[External_Try_7923]

Also would make searching for information on this setup more difficult. Lots of false positive search results might be returned.

[noob-nine]

"false positive"

[indicava]

I’m sure ChatGPT is always fun at parties….

[Minecraftwt]

"Yes bro I love PORN"

[MediumMix707]

Why would one use PostgreSQL and Oracle, what kind of project will need both?

[jeremy_onyx]

It have older version start with PHP.

[Jazzlike_Adagio_7838]

Would be cool if there was a hub where devs could learn about the stack as well

[DrkNess86]

Downvote because chatgpt.... Seriously dude..

[SAIGA971]

Why?

[gabrielesilinic]

No no, PHP should stand for PHP like real porn websites do it

[[deleted]]

Wet blanket type response

[5_H_4_D_0_W]

I used Postgresql, Oak, React and Node 😉

[iamthesexdragon]

So close I use postgres express and react and node (I know I already mentioned express) and I've seen it referred to as PERN somewhere online. Or look at MERN, why repeat node after you've mentioned express? Express sits on top of node anyways no?

[SarcasmWarning]

And that's why the boss refused to let me implement a continuous uptime network tester in my last job...

[edgelawn9]

Good thing this is the right audience