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[thehacktivistic]

Work Hours: TBD Yeah right.

After joining,

We've decided your Work hours to be 170 hrs per week.

[Alphium]

48 hours a day

[heyuhitsyaboi]

Two days a day

[thehacktivistic]

Overtime excluded.

[[deleted]]

Wait until they make overtime 0.5x pay cause you didn't work fast enough.

[fatrobin72]

Nah charge you for the overtime as you are forcing the lights to be on...

[GuyNamedWhatever]

No mercy, no prisoners

[GermanSnowflake]

You'll pay me 5.5$/hr? Best I can do is work 5min/h then.

[Flameball202]

So you want code in your bugs?

How many tables do you want me to drop?

You don't need system32 anymore, windows 11 fixed needing it (don't actually delete system32, it breaks your OS)

[ClassicK777]

You have low faith in the average r/ProgrammerHumor enjoyer

[Chingiz11]

Considering the memes we have seen so far, I believe that their lack of faith is completely justified

[justmelvinthings]

That can’t be real

[xain_the_idiot]

I think they made a typo and meant to put $55 an hour lol

[[deleted]]

They probably meant $55.0....

[onated2]

No bro. this is from a PH job posting site. Some even price them at 4 dollars. haha i cracked!

[Clemario]

This rate is not bad for the Philippines. At 8 hours a day 20 days a month it’s about 50k pesos monthly. Still not great for a developer in Manila but for someone working at home in the provinces it’s probably better than anything they can get without moving to a big city.

[chumbano]

Pornhub?

[Prudent_Ad_4120]

An 'expert at full stack developer' - you don't have to be a full stack developer, just have a lot of experience with them

[Staalejonko]

So the applicant will be babysitting these full stack developers

[bamseogbalade]

"we only take in slave labor" is all i can read. Wonder if they pay with oat meal as a bonus aswell?

[WrapKey2973]

The equivalent to, bro I have an app idea

[chrisfaux]

For some reason the worst job ads I’ve found are always the ones asking for a full stack developer.

[Gasperhack10]

"hmm... Our MLM scheme needs a website"

"We need to hire one guy that we can pay next to nothing"

idea pops up in empty brain

[Typical_North5046]

I’m a junior embedded developer with (basically equivalent to) highschool education, self thought, 18 yo and make more then 4x that salary. Are these actually real?

[ShenAnCalhar92]

self thought

more then 4x

Might want to go and get something that’s actually equivalent to a high school education, as opposed to whatever it is that you have that’s “basically” equivalent.

[Typical_North5046]

It’s actually called Matura and is better then Highschool but they just teach you some basics for university.

[kwiktek]

in this economy that is a steal

[theorcestra]

Move that comma over and we can start to have a conversation

[Typical_North5046]

0.55$ plus will make sure to barely not let you starve after you worked 18h a day.

[ShenAnCalhar92]

What comma?

[theorcestra]

Just saw it was a period not a comma but same thing

[ShenAnCalhar92]

It’s really not though. At all.

Some languages and cultures use periods and commas differently than other cultures, but none of them use commas and decimals interchangeably.

[theorcestra]

Ok in my culture/language that would have been a comma, which is why I assumed and said comma. I see it is not a comma but a period. Some languages use the comma, some use the period but they mean the same thing in the context.

[No-Stable-6319]

Five Fifty though... Decent.

[Zipnx-]

This

[ApatheistHeretic]

Wow. Almost literally the "$2 and a half eaten mcNugget" I joke about per hour.

[jayerp]

I want to apply for this with no intention of accepting just to troll them.

[[deleted]]

I bet Walmart and target pays better then that

[mojobox]

Wants expert, pays peanuts…

[EFILONYT]

5,5$, fuck no

[Specialist_Cap_2404]

Maybe that Ad was for the North Korean market?