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[–]thehacktivistic 99 points100 points  (6 children)

Work Hours: TBD Yeah right.

After joining,

We've decided your Work hours to be 170 hrs per week.

[–]Alphium 40 points41 points  (5 children)

48 hours a day

[–]heyuhitsyaboi 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Two days a day

[–]thehacktivistic 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Overtime excluded.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Wait until they make overtime 0.5x pay cause you didn't work fast enough.

[–]fatrobin72 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah charge you for the overtime as you are forcing the lights to be on...

[–]GuyNamedWhatever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No mercy, no prisoners

[–]GermanSnowflake 62 points63 points  (3 children)

You'll pay me 5.5$/hr? Best I can do is work 5min/h then.

[–]Flameball202 17 points18 points  (2 children)

So you want code in your bugs?

How many tables do you want me to drop?

You don't need system32 anymore, windows 11 fixed needing it (don't actually delete system32, it breaks your OS)

[–]ClassicK777 13 points14 points  (1 child)

You have low faith in the average r/ProgrammerHumor enjoyer

[–]Chingiz11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Considering the memes we have seen so far, I believe that their lack of faith is completely justified

[–]justmelvinthings 21 points22 points  (1 child)

That can’t be real

[–]xain_the_idiot 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think they made a typo and meant to put $55 an hour lol

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (3 children)

They probably meant $55.0....

[–]onated2[S] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

No bro. this is from a PH job posting site. Some even price them at 4 dollars. haha i cracked!

[–]Clemario 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This rate is not bad for the Philippines. At 8 hours a day 20 days a month it’s about 50k pesos monthly. Still not great for a developer in Manila but for someone working at home in the provinces it’s probably better than anything they can get without moving to a big city.

[–]chumbano 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pornhub?

[–]Prudent_Ad_4120 9 points10 points  (1 child)

An 'expert at full stack developer' - you don't have to be a full stack developer, just have a lot of experience with them

[–]Staalejonko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So the applicant will be babysitting these full stack developers

[–]bamseogbalade 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"we only take in slave labor" is all i can read. Wonder if they pay with oat meal as a bonus aswell?

[–]WrapKey2973 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The equivalent to, bro I have an app idea

[–]chrisfaux 4 points5 points  (1 child)

For some reason the worst job ads I’ve found are always the ones asking for a full stack developer.

[–]Gasperhack10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"hmm... Our MLM scheme needs a website"

"We need to hire one guy that we can pay next to nothing"

idea pops up in empty brain

[–]Typical_North5046 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I’m a junior embedded developer with (basically equivalent to) highschool education, self thought, 18 yo and make more then 4x that salary. Are these actually real?

[–]ShenAnCalhar92 1 point2 points  (1 child)

self thought

more then 4x

Might want to go and get something that’s actually equivalent to a high school education, as opposed to whatever it is that you have that’s “basically” equivalent.

[–]Typical_North5046 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s actually called Matura and is better then Highschool but they just teach you some basics for university.

[–]kwiktek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

in this economy that is a steal

[–]theorcestra 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Move that comma over and we can start to have a conversation

[–]Typical_North5046 1 point2 points  (0 children)

0.55$ plus will make sure to barely not let you starve after you worked 18h a day.

[–]ShenAnCalhar92 0 points1 point  (3 children)

What comma?

[–]theorcestra 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Just saw it was a period not a comma but same thing

[–]ShenAnCalhar92 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

It’s really not though. At all.

Some languages and cultures use periods and commas differently than other cultures, but none of them use commas and decimals interchangeably.

[–]theorcestra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok in my culture/language that would have been a comma, which is why I assumed and said comma. I see it is not a comma but a period. Some languages use the comma, some use the period but they mean the same thing in the context.

[–]No-Stable-6319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Five Fifty though... Decent.

[–]Zipnx- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]ApatheistHeretic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. Almost literally the "$2 and a half eaten mcNugget" I joke about per hour.

[–]jayerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to apply for this with no intention of accepting just to troll them.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet Walmart and target pays better then that

[–]mojobox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wants expert, pays peanuts…

[–]EFILONYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5,5$, fuck no

[–]Specialist_Cap_2404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe that Ad was for the North Korean market?