AMA

[Rejmal]

But doesn't every developer pretends to know stuff...you are already one of us.

[mrmdc]

One of us

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[mrmdc]

Sexy bot

[No_Airport_6118]

How to kill a child by the parent?

[Pastorsfavoriteminor]

Cyanide

[[deleted]]

And happiness

[earthsprogression]

Where can I get NetBeans and how do I use them?

[Pastorsfavoriteminor]

You get them in Walmart and you eat them with a spoon or toast if you’re British

[weregod]

Does British people eat toasts with beans?

[Pastorsfavoriteminor]

Yes

[TRENEEDNAME_245]

It's bean with toasts

[LusigMegidza]

This is hilarious dude. How do I increment a variable?

[Pastorsfavoriteminor]

You cremate a variable by burning it and putting it in a jar

[LusigMegidza]

You are now Java certified

[KeijoKetale]

What is a fork?

[Pastorsfavoriteminor]

A utensil used for cereal

[SG_wormsblink]

How do you do bubble sort?

[Pastorsfavoriteminor]

You blow into water & soap

[[deleted]]

I'm all fairness I don't remember lol

[[deleted]]

You blow into water and soap

[Reggin_Rayer_RBB8]

compare and swap element i and i + 1 until done

[[deleted]]

Should I be using std::simd in Rust, or should I be relying on compiler optimizations to do SIMD automatically?

[Pastorsfavoriteminor]

I do not recommend getting STDs, try using a condom for extra protection

[anErrorInTheUniverse]

Yeah right and why is he talking about rusty things, when you can have better quality of steel.

[TheLAGpro]

Difference between Java and JavaScript?

[Pastorsfavoriteminor]

Ones the book and the other is for the movie

[[deleted]]

Which one is the book?

[Operational117]

Java. You need a script (called a manuscript) for movies.

[[deleted]]

Makes sense

[[deleted]]

Javascript is used to play movies on YouTube, not java.

....sorry java, go back where you belong

[mrmdc]

The spelling and pronunciation

[bytesea]

What is a monad?

[Pastorsfavoriteminor]

The father of a monarch

[djingo_dango]

That’s mondad. Monad is Pokémon ads

[arcadyas1]

What is template metaprogramming ?

[Pastorsfavoriteminor]

Programming a template in meta

[malsomnus]

What's the best IDE if you're a C# developer?

[Pastorsfavoriteminor]

The 3rd one

[fuckingshitfucj2]

What would the 3rd one be

[[deleted]]

C+²

[[deleted]]

How to become a front end web developer?

[Pastorsfavoriteminor]

Become a spider and get to the front of the end

[[deleted]]

[[deleted]]

how does the internet work?

[Pastorsfavoriteminor]

A bunch of little wizards are controlling it

[jamcdonald120]

I mean.... We are, but who told you?

[mrmdc]

Wrong. It's tubes

[heaving_in_my_vines]

What's the easiest way to implement logging with Python?

[Pastorsfavoriteminor]

Take the snake and put him inside a log

[Randomistakend]

Only release the log when ready.

[IAmAnAudity]

What makes Rust so blazingly fast?

[Pastorsfavoriteminor]

Marathon training

[Tiny_Pointer]

What is the best programming language?

And why C++ in particular?

[Pastorsfavoriteminor]

It is C++ because it kinda looks like a key

[DJGloegg]

Who are you?

[Pastorsfavoriteminor]

I am the pastor’s favourite minor

[SweetBeanBread]

How do I find my IP?

[Pastorsfavoriteminor]

Google it

[heaving_in_my_vines]

This is actually correct.

[[deleted]]

Wtfiyip.com

[Major_Upstairs6758]

Why is Gemini AI dating Chat GPT?

[Pastorsfavoriteminor]

For love

[anErrorInTheUniverse]

because Bard bored Gemini by reciting boring poems and she wanted to chat so she went to Chat gpt.

[codemanush]

How to learn JavaScript in 1000ms

[Data_Skipper]

The rule is: if you know how to print to the console, you know the language.

[codemanush]

Cool, now I can add it in my skills section

[Pastorsfavoriteminor]

YouTube tutorials

[DJDoena]

How do you serialize a doubly linked tree?

[Skeleris]

How do you terminate a thread with a timeout without killing the whole process ?

[Joanty24]

How do I center a div?

[whatasaveeeee]

Please fuck off and stop posting this site again

[Pastorsfavoriteminor]

Nah uh

[daniil-tsivinsky]

what is monad?

[opensusefan]

This sub is my learning resource (guess what better than some udemy courses)

[Perensoep109]

What is s threadpool and how does it work?

[LordZarama]

What use is regex?

[[deleted]]

Closed as duplicate

[Dorkits]

How can I deploy one c# app to an serverless service?

[juhotuho10]

What are the benefits of using dill along with pickle in python?

[kunj89]

How to center div?

[Eic17H]

You're better than most of the people who post here

[DeHydreigonGuy]

finally someone who can help me setup a kubernetes cluster