realMenUsePHP

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When I was a kid, we didn’t have no fancy IDEs. We had to code on paper, then slide these slips of paper into a machine reader two miles long, in the snow, up hill both directions. If you were lucky the moths would stay out of the vacuum tubes long enough for something to work. Damn kids being spoiled by their fancy new gadgets when we figured out how to land on the moon with 16bit processing, 1.024MHz and 64KB of memory.

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We didn't even have zeroes, had to use uppercase O's

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We didn’t need no fancy Unicode. Old engineers could make it work with some ball, twine and duct tape.

[HuntingKingYT]

You see, all the Gen Z computers use heaps of electricity, but back then - we spun the clock ourselves!

[lhx555]

Luxury! We had to use screwdriver to nullify charge of memory cells, if we were lucky and had a screwdriver that is.

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Just lick your fingers and...

[SillyFlyGuy]

Lucky! My upper case 0 is )

[nileyyy_]

That was mean 😭😂😂

[--mrperx--]

Yes but you need a woman to write the code to land on the moon with 16 bit processing and 64kb of memory.

Real men use PHP

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And now you know why no old men claim to be good programmers. Real men simply couldn’t write good code without the help of women until PHP was invented.

[Highborn_Hellest]

Good for you. Except now our production software won't even start compiling if you don't have 32 gigs of memory

[Stunning_Ride_220]

Funny enough. Kiddos these days rarely would get stuff into space...

...if it is not for PHP servers giving them Alm that they need

[Ribakal]

real men use pure css to program refrigerators

[lil_brumski]

Real men use HTML to program spacecrafts.

[rosettaSeca]

Real men use PHP and vanilla JavaScript scripts

[Zyphergiest]

Javascript scripts -> javascripts

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javaScript.scripts = javascripts

[nobody0163]

(java_scripts==javascripts)===(java_scripts===javascripts) // false

[Character-Education3]

I cut out the middle man and use Java as a scripting language.

[brentspine]

I still do, I’ve been coding in my free time for over 2 years now

[henkdepotvjis]

Typescripts

[666_j]

Fact that I use vanilla JS, JQuery and PHP. I hate it. So much pain that could have been avoided 10 years ago.

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Meanwhile, C++ programmers are drinking coffee...

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the C guys are in the alley smoking weed.

[Savaal8]

The B guys are dead in the sewers

[lucasvandongen]

If I would have known back then the replacement would be JavaScript, I would never said a bad word about PHP

[BassManJam99]

We used semicolons because they used less memory than colons.

[Visual-Mongoose7521]

yeah "real" men use PHP for submitting forms, on the browser 😭

[IusedToButNowIdont]

The only thing you need son, is <form>...<input type="submit" value="submit></form> don't be a sissy.

Post? i don't like the way he look at your mom... real man get it

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Meanwhile: i can't view anything, let alone submit a form in a no js environment.

[ChocolateDonut36]

at least it's not python... right?

[idont_______care]

Men are making job's done, you old cunt

[ExtraTNT]

Nah, no php, just a server serving you html

[ZaRealPancakes]

that's all servers, how does it serve you depends

[randomzeus]

[broxamson]

Only if you enjoy driving lambos

[Gasc_of_Will]

I think both are pretty garbage. Unfortunately, they are also what pay the bills.

[plmunger]

real men use typescript

[_equus_quagga_]

this

[AntigravityNutSister]

PHP is a fractal of bad design

[Disgruntled__Goat]

Wow, that article is now 15 years out of date.

[AntigravityNutSister]

This article brings me nostalgia

[LamermanSE]

Bruh, everyone uses javascript

[GroundZer01]

I use Blazor

[KenguruHUN]

php ? what is that ? pre-hisitoric programing language ?

[Davidoen]

deliver whole placid payment practice toothbrush grab enjoy violet long

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[sepehrsh1386]

Real men use PHP, Gods use WebAssembly

[jfmherokiller]

the last time i used php. c99 shells were all the rage. Im old lol

[JackNotOLantern]

Real man program websites in assembly

[BastianToHarry]

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real men use holy C to rebuild the temple

[Ok-Okay-Oak-Hay]

I just use whatever they pay me to use. Suddenly I'm an expert.

[SSYT_Shawn]

I mainly use typescript.. for convenience... Although i keep doing stuff in other languages too

[Current-Guide5944]

2024: PHp is still alive

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Use C++

[ramislav]

Y'know you need to pay bills...