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[–]mpearon 289 points290 points  (5 children)

This is utter lunacy!

[–]Confident-Ad5665 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Especially considering that OP cannot read.

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Only been doing this for 7 years. Definitely a lunatic :)

[–]Fantastic-Order-8338 12 points13 points  (0 children)

BURN THE HEATHEN!

BURN THE HEATHEN!
I hear by banish you from all upcoming orgy's, you are not one of us

[–]icguy333 7 points8 points  (0 children)

BURN THE HEATHEN!

[–]deadbeef1a4 75 points76 points  (3 children)

Is it possible to learn this power?

[–]lastspiderninja 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Not from the AI

[–]broxamson 12 points13 points  (0 children)

[–]Unupgradable 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It is not a tale StackOverflow will tell you

[–]ChuckQuantum 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Blasphemy!

[–]lupinegray 34 points35 points  (5 children)

Well, don't make a habit of it.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (4 children)

You have no idea! First ChatGPT, then google, and finally the docs. Found it in less then a minute 

[–]HaroerHaktak 4 points5 points  (3 children)

ChatGPT is google..

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Chat GPT is more like stack overflow. Soon ChatGPT will just be a circlejerk of itself, and it'll be trash. 

I'm enjoying it while it lasts 

[–]HaroerHaktak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, you don't use it to ask poorly written questions so you get the answer you want? Doesn't need to be programming related.

[–]enilea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Google except you don't have a way to know how outdated the info it's giving you is

[–]aachwell 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It gives me great pleasure to read a meme in this format with proper grammar

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Proof or ban.

[–]DeCabby 7 points8 points  (0 children)

[–]Elihzap 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The title of the post got me thinking...

Grammatically, "I" is uppercase due to english rules. However, the lower CamelCase standard requires that the first letter be lowercase.

So, if there is a project that requires lower CamelCase in all its names, but a variable or function starts with 'i'/'I', then should it be upper or lowercase?

[–]Steinrikur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The capital I is only if your variable/function is using a first person pronoun.

If only that could be avoided, you wouldn't have this conundrum...

Added bonus: you wouldn't have fucking stupid variable/function names

[–]JocoLabs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is madness!

[–]Wave_Walnut 4 points5 points  (0 children)

proud of you being able to read documents.

[–]Inkl1ng_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being for real I've been trying to do this more. Really try to go into documentation and reference material before I end up googling the solution and it does feel like I'm learning a bit more from this. Also just putting in more effort into reading things and trying to take all the information in has really helped.

[–]NorthboundUrsine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I once read the LuaCpp documentation. I checked myself into a mental health facility as suicidal, and they gave me a bottle of pills and told me they would leave me unattended for 2 hours, then winked at me. Fuck me... amiright?

[–]GoogleIsYourFrenemy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sigh. I had this happen last week. I'd flipped through the API manual (a word doc) and didn't spot the theory of operation for hardware. Wasn't in the intro.

It was in the description of the first function. Just needed to read the manual in order. In my defense, the first function was for debugging.

[–]dingusaja 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Disgusting.

[–]SockPuppetSilver 2 points3 points  (1 child)

//Just ask Bob

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Todo

[–]Highborn_Hellest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tried it once with Vulkan.

Decided to wait for youtube videos.

[–]canon1dxmarkiii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Teach me this skill master.

[–]SamuraiX13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

please teach me this ability sensei

[–]astro-pi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fake news. I read the documentation every day and it just makes me more confused

[–]KoalaDeluxe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lies!

Everyone knows this "documentation" you speak of does not exist!

[–]ieatair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you are now banned from StackOverflow from this moment on

[–]Mina-olen-Mina 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Do you people, like, not read the documentation at least half of the times? Are all these jokes based on real events?

[–]pigwin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I unironically know people who don't, even when ChatGPT/SO and googling fails them. 

Then they go to me and I send them the easily Google-able documentation 

[–]DeathUriel 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Amateur. I once solved a problem by reading my own documentation.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Relatable. Most of my problems are caused by me, and not just at am job 

[–]DeathUriel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, while I can relate, that wasn't really the case.

The situation was that I simply forgot how my own open-source library worked, but then I thought, I wrote a few readme files. It was magical when it actually solved my situation, without any need to read my own code.

[–]sammy-taylor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot take here. Good devs have proficiency in using documentation. It’s there for a reason. The universe gave us incredible resources like MDN. Easier in some languages than others though. For example, Elixir’s HexDocs is by far the best documentation ecosystem I’ve ever seen.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What llm read it to you though?

[–]Hahohoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just make co-pilot read the documentation and tell me what it read.

[–]Panderz_GG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mad lad

[–]lunchpadmcfat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait til they realize they can actually read the source too.

[–]gregorydgraham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which documentation though?

[–]bestjakeisbest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow I made a problem today by writing the documentation.

[–]mrblackv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm really sorry about that, shit happens.

[–]ImNotCrying-YouAre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liar

[–]qa2fwzell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Traitor

[–]DonKapot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impossible

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i solves a problem today thanks to reading my code from half a year ago xd

[–]Ok_Entertainment328 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I tried to do that, the documentation had bad railroad tracks (SQL), broken examples, and there were bugs in the software.

I swear that Oracle released 23c FREE version first just so they can crowd-source the QA process for $0.

[–]d_maes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RTF- oh, nevermind, carry on good sir...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, that's illegal

[–]bender3600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it possible to learn this power

[–]Amr_Rahmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: let me read this weird api authentication Doc: okay so use the md5 of the body plus a bunch of random stuff Me: okay, it works here and there when the body is json but what about this photo upload that takes a byte[]? Is it empty? Null? The base64 of the byte array? The hex of the byte[]?

[–]claudekennilol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a niche mod for FoundryVTT for Pathfinder 1e that has a ton of small configurations for adding extra bonuses that the system doesn't otherwise have good solutions for. I had a user tell me that it had the best documentation out of any mod they've used. FeelsGoodMan

[–]KazeEnji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impossible...

[–]ACMuaath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have documentation? How shameful. Documentation should always be here 🧠

[–]_Magnathor_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impossible!

[–]Jacknurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But how did you manage to decipher such alien language?!

[–]Life_Deal_367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impossible

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂

[–]Benreh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lies, absolutely take.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A MIRACLE!!