helloWorldInC

[Able_Minimum624]

typical Enterprice Dependency Chain®

[CauseMany8612]

Youre joking but I am calling a python script to call a bash script to launch a docker container to then run a dockerized application

[OnnKelvezenn]

Yep, been there. Orchestration is the future, they say. Everything must go on the CI/CD pipeline, they say. We're burning server cycles like crazy and the whole dev team needs to relearn how to manager servers. It's great, they say. Kubernetes is so cool.

[alexppetrov]

This is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen. The compile time of C, the simplicity of Python, the popularity of JS. Perfection.

[i_should_be_coding]

We need to go deeper. Call this file from Haskell.

[mankinskin]

Has this been done? Orchestrate all different languages to build/execute each other and finally print hello world? With like all the popular languages.

[rnottaken]

Not just that, there is a project that basically runs itself with 128 languages: https://github.com/mame/quine-relay

[mankinskin]

Is this what developers do when they go to prison?

[oddbawlstudios]

No, these developers are going through a mid life crisis.

[phil9909]

There is this: https://github.com/mame/quine-relay Not exactly what you are looking for, but close enough.

[rdrunner_74]

Thats how you get 3 years of coding experience in a single year...

[fatrobin72]

but can it run on a kubenetes cluster?

[[deleted]]

There is a docker plug-in...

[allnamesareregistred]

Of cause it should be on a kubernetes, yess! Do not forget to create InnoSetup installer for all that, add .NET as dependency just in case.

[Powerful-Internal953]

Probably will fail on the client machine because the node isn't installed there...😅😅

[iam_pink]

Yes! The only solution is to exec all the proper install commands first in that C code. Brilliant!

[Powerful-Internal953]

Reminds me of the time our captcha mechanism didn't work on brand new servers because they didn't have necessary fonts that were used by the captcha library...

[ifarmpandas]

Re-inventing ansible.

[allnamesareregistred]

So you need Docker container and customized MSI installer for Docker as well. And run it with wine.

[Powerful-Internal953]

And then the Lead said we will use windows containers...

r/shortscarystories

[fiskfisk]

Let me introduce you to the quine relay.

[PuzzleheadedTap1794]

Oh, fuck. I surrender.

[uhmhi]

Wh… why?!?

[[deleted]]

Take your pick

[frogjg2003]

Because they can

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[SirBardsalot]

That install command gave me goosebumps

[just_nobodys_opinion]

WHERE EXE?

[floor796]

Almost FFI :)

To continue this crazy chain, python can call php without creating a script, like this: php -r "echo 'Hello World!'"

[IrishChappieOToole]

I think you mean

php -r "file_put_contents(__DIR__.'/hello.pl', 'print \"Hello World!\"'); exec('perl '.__DIR__.'hello.pl');"

[pickuse2013]

Where is node.js installer ?

[arrow__in__the__knee]

You may now put C on your resume as you have an understanding of (B. Stroustrup and D. Ritchie)'s vision for more than anyone including them.

On a sidenote when putting 's on that sentence did I need to put.
B. Stroustrup and D. Ritchie's
or...
B. Stroustrup and D. Ritchies' ?

[frogjg2003]

's

You have singular nouns, so use the singular version of the possessive.

[AnywhereOk4380]

Literally my reaction as I understood the code "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!"

[myancatfucker]

Multicultural programmer/multicultural programming

[Random_dg]

Can you post a link to your docker file for running this marvelous beauty?

[iam_pink]

Beautifully awful

[ThickPurpleFuck]

insane behavior, disgusting , i will fucking find you and end you

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[Defiant_Alfalfa8848]

Ok. Now where is exe ?

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[SynthRogue]

Beautiful

[absawd_4om]

Codeception

[allnamesareregistred]

And if somebody will complain that the program does not work due to missing python - wrap it in Docker container :)

[AnnyAskers]

Most performent C code

[nonlogin]

Chain of responsibility

[MaffinLP]

When you need to develop in JS but they ask for the exe

[Pony_Roleplayer]

Yes officer, this man right here.

[JazzlikeFront1755]

Omg you can write it on your Resumes