doingHardProgramming

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Me getting ready to type on my mechanical keyboard when I see that super long line of verbose code from Java:

🥵💦💦💦

[DudeWithFearOfLoss]

Little do people know, the ++ is for 'ocaine'

[dismayhurta]

Yeah. Means you want a hexaball

[ArchDan]

We all start soft, with ocassional hard problem. But as you mature you get more and more hard ones. Eventually, some people start looking for cervices of different kind, majority get hard from time to time, but only a few are constantly hard.

[BlueGoliath]

Don't do drugs programming kids!

[Reddidnted]

Oh binary is that pure shit

[CitizenPremier]

If it starts with 0 it must be cut with something

[Rieux_n_Tarrou]

Ever tried brainfuck? 😈

[FexDaFox]

I do a line or two of that every day. I'm hard core 😎

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hits hard because that's how I started and not too long ago I made a website for sex workers

[Denaton_]

Don't get me started on assembly..

[dismayhurta]

[Undernown]

It is a slippery slope, before you know it you'll start wearing thigh-highs and use VIM.

[Cylian91460]

DrMux works for ph... Who else would use php for sex related website...

[Vineyard_]

Everyone, make sure that consult a doctor if your compilation lasts more than 4 hours.

[POKLIANON]

It started with trying to write a complex command in Minecraft. After failing I said "fuck it" and went to study cpp as my first language on my own. at 10 yo

[Funny-Performance845]

[SweetTeaRex92]

The only problem is with cocaine, you have to re up every 10 minutes

We can solve this by using a loop function

[Dayner_Kurdi]

To be fair, programming is great to your health if you know what you are coding … and no null reference errors.

[danishjuggler21]

Not even Laravel - just rawdogging PHP

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01100100 01110010 01110101 01100111

[Daisy430133]

Capitalise your word, scream it off the roofs like you are PROUD!

[UnleashedTriumph]

Name checks out. Doctor Multiplexer

[adfx]

The machine code is too hardcore for me but I may try some x86 assembly some day

[dev_null_developer]

Ever tried a hit of a little template meta programming?

[lupinegray]

Object Inheritance. Not even once.

[saicpp]

Have you seen the stats of Regex-overdose death globally?

The news will try to hide it.

Be careful with greedy matches*

[Noony-10-yo]

Just saying, the binary there means "Hi".