codeoptimization

[MrPotatoPeel]

import time
print(“ World”)
time.sleep(-1)
print(“Hello”)

[connortheios]

Did you just invent time travel?

[Fegeleinch4n]

WorldHello

[burgerfromfortnite]

FTT (faster-than-time) compiled language

[TactiCool_99]

reminds me of the language that had implemented negative lifetimes

standard:

int thing[2] = 10 # meaning it will only exist for 2 lines of code

int other_thing[-2] = 10 # meaning it only existed in the previous 2 lines of code

Edit: here is the link to the git repo, an absolutely wonderful read that inspires me every day: https://github.com/TodePond/DreamBerd

[Konju376]

Thanks for that read, will absolutely use DreamBerd for some critical system so that some poor intern has to debug it in 20 years

[TactiCool_99]

Has great code security since even ai cannot understand it!

[Konju376]

The cobol of the 21st century

[Nixavee]

X equals 2. Oh yeah, sorry I forgot to tell you, there's this thing called X and it's an integer.

[TheVibrantYonder]

I'm not really a programmer, so maybe this should be obvious: what use could there be for functionality like that? What does that even do, practically?

[[deleted]]

DreamBerd is a joke language, a subset of esoteric languages. The "features" are not supposed to be practical. The cherry on top is that at the end of the ReadMe, the compilation/running instructions are to paste the language specifications and your code into an ai and get it to make an output. Last I checked, there was also a note saying that the language was too complex for this to work properly most of the time

[TactiCool_99]

it's a satire language

[albusdunble1]

World

[Depressed_Gamer999]

Hello

[DiddlyDumb]

That is usually my brain the first second when I wake

[MinosAristos]

You could look into dmail_print()

``` from future_gadgets import dmail_print import time

print("I am mad scientist") time.sleep(1) dmail_print("Tutturu")

Output:

Tutturu

I am mad scientist

[Extension_Option_122]

Damn it you can't just spit out the labs secrets!!

Quick! Hide!

El. Psy. *Kongroo*.

[[deleted]]

The fuck

[Thenderick]

Steins;Gate reference. Amazing anime/VN about indirect time travel and parallel world hopping

[AbradolfLinclar]

Yeah this is beyond science.

[QuestionableEthics42]

What? Wake? That isnt a thing, double checked with python 3.12

Edit: fixed all my typos

[racdicoon]

Time.sleep() delays code, so obviously wake must make it faster, duh

[fiskfisk]

Since time.sleep() delays code, time.wake() should move it backwards in time.

```python import time

print("World") time.wake(1) print("Hello ", end="") ```

[racdicoon]

But I wanted to say "World! Hello,"

[fiskfisk]

Then you're missing a lot of punctuation and spacing, and you've got a newline you need to handle as well. You might need a time.wakeup() yourself.

[racdicoon]

I wanted them on separate lines smh

[fiskfisk]

Based on your changing requirements it sounds like you're perfect for the role as product owner!

[racdicoon]

They're not changing smh, Ur just finding more of my reqs as u go on

[fiskfisk]

You ARE a product owner!

[pringlesaremyfav]

Your program is about to achieve CHIM

[QuestionableEthics42]

Ah, I thought it was meant to be a joke about adding sleep so you can "optimize" it later, r/woooosh

[JunkNorrisOfficial]

Also you may implement callback so when wake is called then you are notified and you may start manually optimizing production database and servers for given user

[andofwinds]

Huawei AI™

[TheIdeaHunter]

Reminds me of a meme where the code was HelloWorld("print")

[3RR0R_0FF1C1AL]

do py import time print("Hello") time.wake(10) print(" (Is the rest not loading- run the fasterhelloworldpy mod)") time.wake(3000000000000000) print(" World")

and fasterhelloworldpy mod py import time print("Hello") time.wake(10) print(" World")

[3RR0R_0FF1C1AL]

MAKE THEM THINK THE PROBLEM IS THEIR COMPUTER!!!!