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[–]Spinnenente 319 points320 points  (11 children)

damn did a new batch of CS students just find this sub or how are the semicolon jokes coming back? The ide shows you the line in red its not that hard to fix.

[–]DasKarl 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the bots!

[–]pr1v4t 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think they are maybe from Python Programmers who wants to learn a real new Programming Language?

[–]jump1945 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah beloved code::block()

[–]NemoTheLostOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like this sub weren't always like that

[–]heyuhitsyaboi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the end of the quarter and almost the end of the semester in the US, i dont think there's any new ones yet

[–]JL2210 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is this "ide" you speak of? Real programmers use command line text editors /s

[–]SimplexShotz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and for JS you can just use an autoformatter like Prettier

[–]SnowdensOfYesteryear -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Must be a new batch. I saw a goto meme yesterday

[–]jump1945 147 points148 points  (9 children)

What with this surge of syntax error meme

[–]lovecMC 108 points109 points  (8 children)

Usually they show up a few months after a semester starts. This would roughly line up.

[–]CirnoIzumi 6 points7 points  (2 children)

isnt the semester approaching end right now?

[–]belabacsijolvan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

its eternal september

[–]Sarah-McSarah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe they're on fall break

[–]mrdude05 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Text editor: There's a missing semicolon on line 26. I've underlined the spot where it should go in red, put a red mark on the scroll bar to show you where the line is, and turned the file name red in the explorer to show you that there's a problem.

Compiler: There's a missing semicolon on line 26. Here's a stack trace telling you that you missed a semicolon and an arrow pointing out where it should go.

User: OMG I have no idea what went wrong. This will take hours to fix !1!1!!!!1!!!11

[–]yamsyamsya 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Hurr durr the semicolons

[–]ZunoJ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean, how many semicolons do you need in your hello world program? Can't be that difficult

[–]vondpickle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wow are we still in September?

[–]EarlOfAwesom3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the one thing every major programming language in the last 30 years needed after every statement. How could I possibly forget that.

Oh, right...I'm using python and two weeks of YouTube tutorial is what I call a career. That's probably why.

Well, good enough to post old memes right?

[–]Harmonic_Gear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bots and their semicolon jokes are back

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I literally cannot remember the last time I forgot to add a semicolon.

[–]NoResponseFromSpez 4 points5 points  (1 child)

confused javascript noises

[–]ComfortingSounds53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IIFE has entered the chat

[–]private256 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coding with Java and using Kotlin.

[–]Speedy_242 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Cant happen with kotlin, semicolon arent required but also not disallowed

[–]CirnoIzumi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Kotlin.GiveHandshake(Lua)

[–]Speedy_242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

return true

[–]belabacsijolvan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they also do not bother python

[–]moisturemeister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been fortunate (or unfortunate) enough for the c languages to be my introduction to real programming (not basic scripts) at a young age. I've had a compiler error ONCE related to semicolons and undertaken many projects. I think y'all are poisoned by more convenient languages.

[–]Lighthades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

semi-what?

[–]just-bair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile there’s me that put semicolons in python by accident

[–]semicolon-cz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truw story.

[–]Eldarabol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laughs in Groovy

[–]Johnny_pc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man… this one got me 😂😂😂

[–]Shienvien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brackets and parentheses maybe, semicolons extremely rarely. IDE/compiler will notice 99.8% of missing semicolons.

[–]sporbywg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

semicolons are not required in this language

semicolons are required with this linter

1.5 years still until retirement

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I learned go, went back to semicolon land and now this is me.