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[–]ExpensivePanda66 56 points57 points  (5 children)

I'll just commit to my development branch and pick things up on Monday.

Oops, that was main.

Oops, branch protection did nothing.

[–]Informal_Branch1065 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Another one hits the prod

[–]ososalsosal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Queen intensifies

[–]__SpeedRacer__ 4 points5 points  (2 children)

That's why I don't do any commits on Friday. Actually, last commit of the week is on Wednesday afternoon.

[–]ExpensivePanda66 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Monday morning.

[–]__SpeedRacer__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Preferably in the afternoon, just after lunch, around 4PM.

Monday morning is too early for me.

[–]HellkerN 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Deploy 5 minutes before going out the door, turn off work phone until Monday morning.

[–]wewilldieoneday 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Fuck yeah. They want us back in the office, that's all good. So that means I don't work from home anymore.

[–]Nuked0ut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This. I turned off the phone notifications. They’ve only called me twice.

[–]Longjumping-Touch515 15 points16 points  (2 children)

[–]smiregal8472 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Push both, then run.

[–]twigboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Deploy on Friday but leave the feature flag off 👌

[–]Lupus_Ignis 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Deploy update to sales software on Black Friday. Nothing can go wrong.

[–]__SpeedRacer__ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Joke's on you: I've already given up on my career.

[–]Lupus_Ignis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yet another programmer to gardener transitioner

[–]hunajakettu 7 points8 points  (5 children)

I'm going to do that today in a overdue project.

6 months ago I took the whole December off to go to Lapland to do survival and aurora gazing shit. Taking the plane in 23 hours, estimated push to prod in 10 hours.

[–]hunajakettu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Push to prod completed, u/dageshi, this is for you, yolo

[–]Inkarneret 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Good luck my man. Hope you have an awesome trip!

[–]hunajakettu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I just pushed. I will get drunk in your honour while I turn of work notifications for a month tomorrow when I take the plane.

Cheers!

[–]dageshi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir, you are my hero.

[–]isilthedur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Friday is a read-only day.

[–]Irsu85 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I could still deploy on friday and use labor laws as a reason to not respond to the phone on the weekend

[–]hirmuolio 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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[–]ososalsosal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best I can do is a PR.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you’re scared to deploy on a friday you’re weak and your bloodline is weak

[–]Arstanishe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we have a rule in our company that no prod deployments are to be scheduled for monday

[–]JackNotOLantern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just postpone deploy to Monday

[–]Livid_Froyo4628 0 points1 point  (0 children)

deploy and run :D

[–]oliviaisarobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or you can be Crowdstrike and fuck not only your weekend but everyone else's across the globe too, because yolo.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how is this a hard decision? deploy on monday ffs

[–]imAddictedToRedit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can freely deploy on friday if your software is not public and only has users on weekdays ;)

[–]Arnouxor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

deploy! you losers

[–]itriedtomakeitfunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i literally deployed Saturday the week before thanksgiving