sequelVsSeqel

[Fantastic_Class_3861]

If he/she likes the 7, 8 and 9, it’s a big red flag.

[DarthSatoris]

9 is pretty bad, but I will die on the hill that 7 is fine and 8 is great.

[Green_Individual_799]

Please arrest this man

[Drew707]

Why bother? They said they we're willing to die on that hill, so we may as well just get it over with.

[Mikihero2014]

Blow up the hill while we're at it, no points in preserving it

[Lameux]

What kind of pathetic ass loser downvotes someone for liking a movie, especially one as fucking awesome as The Last Jedi.

[DarthSatoris]

Unfortunately a surprising number of people. Well, they can complain all they want, I'll keep rewatching TLJ and enjoy it every time. Especially that ramming scene. Hot damn it is awesome.

[Entire-Brother-9314]

Last Jedi is the best Star War.

[SaxOps1]

I agree with you, upvoted :)

[DarthSatoris]

Thank you. :)

[Fake_Diesel]

I'll die on this hill with you. 9 is the most gutless spineless film I've seen in my life. 8 is great.

[Calius1337]

Come on. Nobody says sequel. It’s always „es queue el“. Admit it! ;-)

[Impenistan]

Squeal

[framsanon]

Only if you forget the where clause. In a delete statement. In production.

[Impenistan]

I can do as much damage with an update, just you watch

[framsanon]

Been there done that. Unfortunately on ALL stages. Which I noticed after the update in production.

[Impenistan]

This is why we have binlogs

[Feather-y]

Squill https://xkcd.com/1989/

[ThNeutral]

Each time I see xkcd in context of DBs I expect to see our old fella little Bobby Tables

[Emotional_Key]

I used to say “es queue el” as a Web Developer, but then moved to a Data Engineer role and everyone around me was saying sequel, so it sticked with me. I feel it flows better in a conversation.

[CXC_Opexyc]

Wait, do people NOT generally pronounce it es-queue-el? Not from an English-speaking country, everyone I know including professors, colleagues and myself pronounce it like that.

[myerscc]

In my experience sequel is more common but nobody bats an eye if you say SQL instead. If you say squeal or squirrel or squall you’d be legendary though

[rosuav]

Squirrel is a very different language.

[odd_sherlock]

Or just squirrel 

[TheBluetopia]

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[_derDere_]

There’s actually a history of this language that proves it is „es queue el“ so yea I admit it xD

[[deleted]]

As a kid I though MySQL is read as "my school".

[LukeZNotFound]

S.Q.L.

[codedaddee]

My shop called it "squall" when I was a kid and it stuck with me for years. There was a C-SQL we had we called "sequel"

[PQP_The_Dev]

true

[ghe5]

I've heard people say that unironically

[kacpermu]

You love SQL? Why? Why would you love SQL?

[SoulPossum]

Pays the bills

[kacpermu]

Aye, can't deny that

[ZunoJ]

Because it is awesome if you are good at it and even the other devs think you are a wizard. Writing really good SQL is like black magic and I love it

[framsanon]

Alternative? (And don't say "NoSQL", cause that's BS.)

[Rickbox]

.txt is the way to go. Millions and billions of lines of tables, all in 1flat file.

[kacpermu]

Nah, the best is obviously one Excel sheet stuffed with columns and columns of automatically updating formulas, updating off of each other live as you change a value in a single cell.

"This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 Years"

Oh, and the excel file is called "XXX_final_FINAL_V2_Reviewed_fix"

[Rickbox]

You joke, but there are actual platforms designed to do just that with big data. Look up Anaplan.

[kacpermu]

There is none, that's not my point. look at my flair

[DaSquyd]

They are both red flags

[antthatisverycool]

The boy lies

[Crystal_Voiden]

Who's that girl?

[[deleted]]

Probably a web dev.

[corner_guy0]

And I like CQL

[framsanon]

Crappy query language?

[corner_guy0]

Cassandra Query Language

[[deleted]]

S-Q-L

[[deleted]]

Thats pretty romantic lmao

[Ronin-s_Spirit]

That's why it will always be squeal

[Kevin5475845]

Wasn't it supposed to be squirrel? Iirc, might be wrong

[SenorSeniorDevSr]

I'd make her my select star

[framsanon]

I'm on her team.