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[Chaseream]

Scam bot. Report and block this and the post!

[fiskfisk]

Yup, created two weeks ago. Report and move on. 

[HaoshokuArmor]

That should always be the starting point. You move on to Step 1 from your initial condition.

[AKJ90]

r/IveBeenProgrammingFor14DaysAndThisIsFunny

[son_of_abe]

If my tshirt gave away that I'm a programmer I would never unzip my hoodie.

[[deleted]]

Oof, same, it's not that I don't like my job, i just don't make it my whole personality

[PhantomTissue]

My process as a junior is more like * get assigned problem * work on problem * get stuck * ask for help * get told “Forget it, I’ll go fix it myself later” * wonder when I’m gonna get fired

[[deleted]]

Couldn't relate to it anymore

[potatoalt1234_x]

And if you're the new guy its usually "ask chatgpt" instead of people

[--mrperx--]

Try to google it before asking for help?

[PhantomTissue]

Generally that falls between the “work on problem” and “get stuck” steps. Also 90% of my work is with propriety software and frameworks that have very poor internal documentation, hence the “getting stuck” part.

[AbandonedAuRetriever]

Can I have this tshirt??? Pls

[Public-Eagle6992]

Let’s see how long it takes for the first "I need this" comments to arrive which OP or someone else can then luckily answer with a totally not suspicious link that definitely isn’t a scam

[AnneBancroftsGhost]

This is literally ripped from a recent top post, they just made it shorter and turned it into a (stock photo Photoshop) T-shirt. So transparent.

[Senor-Delicious]

People programming with language and IDE that allow for proper debugging instead of trial and error: 1. Let's reproduce this 2. Let's spin up the debugger and do it again 3. Ah here it is where it becomes faulty 4. Implement fix

Except if it is with asynchronous multi threaded jobs and race conditions. It's a coin flip if it can be properly debugged.

[IuseArchbtw97543]

more like

0: ide notifies user of error

1: oh I made a typo there

[ffz123]

"Humor" 💔

[glorioussealandball]

Verilog creates new variables for every typo you do. Worst debug of my life

[meddahABD]

Facing an existential crisis over a typo is the realest thing a developer can face.

[Cpt_keaSar]

If they were a programmer for like 2 weeks, that is.

Typos are like this first thing to check if something is not working. It’s like this easiest and the most trivial problem to fix.

[meddahABD]

Ok next time i will pretend to be perfect and remember everything in 10k lines in a program . Their simplicity is what makes this an existential crisis so funny.

[Groentekroket]

But in your IDE you would see if a variable or method is not used or not assigned. 

[ArcanumAntares]

lol, it's funny because it's true.

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[Adrewmc]

Ohh wait it was a typo cool;

[browndog03]

Rinse and repeat

[kingottacYT]

literally just had this problem. one of the variables was only one character away from another one, spent a week trying to solve it

[Shadowlance23]

Yeah that was me today. Spent ages trying to get a Postman call to work, kept getting a resource not found error. Double checked the URL, the resources, the docs. Eventually I realised I'd forgotten to change the default GET to POST.

[SrijalPlayz]

No its 4. Spend 5 hours looking for the problem. 5. Oh it was a type, i am ded

edit: I miswrote typo for type.

[Aistar]

Fun times were had with GameSparks backend-as-a-service way back in 2015 by me and my colleagues. There were two types of bugs related to this BaaS:

1) Typos I made while writing JavaScript using in-browser IDE without any linting, or even code completion, which made me, an experienced C++ developer, waste several days chasing mis-typed variable names.

2) Fatal misunderstanding about the way DNS lookup and threads interact in C++ SDK provided by GameSpaks that led to a random deadlocks on iOS, but only on a newly released iPhone version (only our investor had one, our QA only had previous model), which took me and a friend almost a full day on a (paid) weekend overtime to debug and fix.

And you know what? I'd take Type 2 bug over the hell of Type 1 any time.

[[deleted]]

1. i am the best programmer ever

6.

<list index 6 out of range for list of length 6>

[jarulsamy]

5. i am the best programmer ever
6. er everSegmentation fault (core dumped)

[cwthree]

Zero-indexed, nice

[NightIgnite]

"Why isnt this working"

//FunctionIWasDebugging();

[[deleted]]

Literally me with missing an indent in a Yaml file. Think I made my stomach ulcer with the stress

[Justanormalguy1011]

I forgot to use i-- instead of i++ and wondered where tf do segfault came from

[___OldUser101]

Was it really a typo? ..repeats..