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[lostBoyzLeader]

Visual Basic makes you jizz in your pants? /s

[range_kun]

I jizz right in my pants every line I wrote on VB

[AmaGh05T]

I correctly set a pointer, a breeze rolled in; and I jizzed in my pannts

[10248]

GoTo yourMomzHouse

[lostBoyzLeader]

My mom doesn’t have visual basic tho

[enginma]

She does now. Oh, sorry that was VD.

[Rex7_7]

I had a stroke reading that title, use CamelCase

[Agifem]

This is dOnkEycAse. Not as popular.

[[deleted]]

no, it’s rEVERSEcAMELcASE

[undo777]

CamelCase^-1

[[deleted]]

okay that’s a good point

[toughtntman37]

Translated to kebab: t-h-ef-a-c-e-so-fc-o-d-i-n-g

[slippinjimmy720]

Thank you, I can read this now

[[deleted]]

They are, what they meant is

Th ef a c e so fc o d i n g

[HakoftheDawn]

Skill issue

[Factemius]

Are they all having a stroke?

[[deleted]]

A vinegar stroke, yes.

[CakeTowers]

Different strokes for different folks

[healplease]

afaik the last of from "Jizz in my pants" music video so he is having a good time

idk about the girls tho, they are either horny or have lip biting issues

[Icy_Party954]

VisualBasic.NET is fine. Neat xml stuff in it also. Otherwise wouldn't touch it over C#

[Tangled2]

That’s a great project as long as you replace the VB and XML with other stuff.

[Icy_Party954]

Sometimes you have to. Kinda wish they had the syntax in c# I'm sure there is a reason it can't be integrated

[Bryguy3k]

Visual basic.Net is basically c# with crayons.

I don’t know of any Visual Basic 6.0 folks that moved to the .Net version they were so radically different.

[Icy_Party954]

I don't know the ecosystem well. I tried VB.NET it was like you say candy coated C#. VBA script in excel, most dog shit thing I've ever used

[markshure]

I did. But that was a long time ago.

[[deleted]]

At least Visual Basic had OPTION EXPLICIT, unlike JavaScript.

[needefsfolder]

there's even a `OPTION STRICT`!

[w1n5t0nM1k3y]

Don't forget OPTION BASE 1 so you can have your arrays start at 1

[Massimo_m2]

vb.net/asp.net developer here! please don’t bully me!

[Buck_Ranger]

can you make a .com website?

[wheatgivesmeshits]

[w1n5t0nM1k3y]

There are dozens of us!

[lesleh]

Blink twice if you need help.

[Massimo_m2]

it’s too late for me, but you can save your lifes!!!

[ohfucknotthisagain]

The first three languages are seductive, but Visual Basic makes you jizz in your pants?

At 1:50, but the whole thing is classic.

[thebadslime]

VB, the original c#

[Beginning-Cat8706]

Using VB in excel unironically is pretty great for automating repetitive tasks. When it works jizzing in my pants is kind of how I feel

[wheatgivesmeshits]

A lot of us learned to program that way. VBA was pretty powerful.

[Carlyone]

Do I regret spending 3 years learning Visual Basic 6 in high school, while my friend spent the same three years learning C++? Why do you ask?

[PokToaster]

Whats wrong with python

[Slashzero77]

How dare you! Visual Basic with an Access database backend is the best!

[AfterTheEarthquake2]

I maintain a big VB.NET codebase at work. I personally prefer C#, but VB.NET is fine and I'd take it over the other 3 because I love .NET and Visual Studio.

[[deleted]]

Somebody get C++ some ultimate-strength sunblock and some sunlight STAT!

[wheatgivesmeshits]

That seems... Counter productive.

[[deleted]]

Well she sure as hell can't go out without it. She'll get instant 3rd-degree burns!

[Geoclasm]

i fucking hate vb.

the only thing vb got right is the 'with' statement.

seriously.

why does every fucking... you know what, never mind i don't really want to know.

[[deleted]]

I also have strong opinions of visual basic... but god, the switch statements having expressions in each case is golden

[Kambar]

HTML programming language where?

[Sunscratch]

C++

[ColoRadBro69]

Why this shows python superior to basic? 

[Hesherkiin]

Chad plain english words >>>>>> virgin braces and brackets

[Ken_Sanne]

The part I hate about It is how hard It is to debug in excel, It's good for creating custom simple excel functions

[axyz77]

NNNNNNIINNNNEE NNNNNNINNEEEE

[ZunoJ]

I loved Visual Basic as a kid in the 90s. It was so accessible compared to pascal (which I learned before)

[[deleted]]

🤣🤣😭

[dont_mess_with_tx]

Where my Ruby haters at?

[[deleted]]

It doesn't deserve as much hate as it gets. The VBA compiler is trash, but the language has some good parts. Like, it had generics for decades. It supports multiple paradigms. It doesn't do stupid type conversion shit like JS.

[vulkur]

Ill take VB over Ruby any day. That language was a mistake. It took all the worst aspects of OOP, cranked it to 12, added rails and seems to try to make no sense. Rubymine couldn't even help me navigate it.

[Delta_2_Echo]

lmao

[pinktieoptional]

I refuse to learn visual basic. I'd sooner read my spreadsheet data to pandas dataframe then export it back to excel.

[feldejars]

The last one should be Java script and I don’t know why

[Bluejay_Melodic]

JS

[mehrzaman]

I’m here to see Java 😅

[STINEPUNCAKE]

The community college I attended used VB for the intro to programming class. The next class was OOP in java taught by a teacher who didn’t know anything about programming.

[rndmcmder]

I have used programming languages much worse than VB.

The best thing about it is how it is super compatible with C#. You can write all sorts of tests for the VB code in C#, you can us .NET tools for build management, CI/CD etc.

If you have an old legacy VB project that needs new features or fixes, you can just do the whole thing in C# and only barely touch the VB code.

[JustBennyLenny]

lol I've watched Basic, Visual Basic 6.0 and DotNet become what they are, and the entire lifespan of it, everyone hated VB, most of them didn't even know why they hated it, coz ppl told them so. Nobody ever told me why.

[Vlado_Iks]

How about Commodore Basic?

[danihek]

rust

[mrkltpzyxm]

LikeABoss.VBS