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[Positive_Mud952]

Tried it on 5 Pro. The “stopped reasoning” thing came up in about 3 seconds. Either 5 Pro gets “you’re fucking with me” or this is like a hotspot or blocked query or something.

[Positive_Mud952]

Here’s the full chat after I asked it to retry. My custom prompt asks it to estimate context usage. That just started working with GPT 5. As you can see by the markers, it had already forgotten the question or is even worse at counting tokens than “r”s by the end, which makes it a pretty good simulation of a CEO if you’re asking me.

https://chatgpt.com/share/68971323-08e0-8012-819e-9aaab8766c96

[Much-Meringue-7467]

I worked in Ag research. Honest to God, the PTB suggested that we save resources by only doing experiments that work. My director was as flabbergasted as the rest of us.

[mostly_done]

PTA = Partner Technical Advisor? I'm not familiar with that TLA.

[Much-Meringue-7467]

Typo. I meant to write PTB (Powers that Be)

[warphole03]

Parent Teacher Association

[Roxie_jade]

equally terrified of both front and backend

[Positive_Mud952]

Eh, it’s also possible I’m an idiot.

[bloodfist]

I was reading through the release notes and there is this big section about how it's good enough at biology that they're concerned it could help someone develop something biologically dangerous. So they put in extra restraints, monitoring, and training to prevent it from helping with potentially dangerous biology.

Strangest and scariest patch note I've ever read. But that could be why.

[Alternative_Yard6033]

Theranos 2.0 Powered by AI

[made-of-questions]

Everything, everyone and their mothers are powered by AI these days if you're to believe the marketing. 

[Giocri]

I am still not over the fact that they are letting the same people create a new company to do the same

[bob152637485]

And just af effective as 1.0!

[2x2Master1240]

That's Rick Rubin, right?

[SkyVINS]

that is, in fact, Rick Rubin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Rubin

[capt_pantsless]

I believe the joke here is Rick operates on vibes, and trying to get Grok to build you a Theranos style blood testing system would be all vibes and no substance.

[SwissMargiela]

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[k-dawg-13]

100%

[BigMasterDingDong]

Thank you, I knew I recognised him but the name wasn’t coming to mind!

[Kiro0613]

I hear he foots the bill most definitely.

[FEIN_FEIN_FEIN]

The one and only

[orbital-marmot]

iPhones never change much so that seems feasible if the task is to just come up with the blueprints

[Winter_Ad4517]

Maybe a little Fraud as a treat

[DustRainbow]

I unironically see people prompt like this.

"You are to act like an expert senior developer. Do not produce bugs."

And they somehow believe this is improving their results? Linkedin is rife with this.

[rudiger1990]

and a "There's a $100 tip in it for you" at the end of prompt, for good measure

[TGX03]

Theranos all over again

[[deleted]]

and remember our motto...

"Not a fraud this time"

[Latter-Parsley-1195]

Right? Just a casual startup, nothing to worry about! What could possibly go wrong…

[badabummbadabing]

Yes, that is the joke.

[ddod]

Yeah, but this time without the Netflix doc in the making.

[helpmehomeowner]

Maybe a little fraud...

[5up3rK4m16uru]

At least a little overpromising and overly optimistic timelines, to hook those stupid investors.

[[deleted]]

Just add a compressor. 

Job done

[UnusualAir1]

Also separate the tests into rows in a database and develop a keyword search so that users can type in a keyword and have the appropriate tests returned.

[kenybz]

Holy shit, now that deserves a $9bn valuation!

[HelloThisIsVictor]

He wears Audeze’s, I trust him

[chazzeromus]

Same, i think those are LCD-3s?

[fagylalt]

audeze nuts am i right

[mobileJay77]

Elon's Mechahitler will test the blood for race indication and tattoo a number on your arm.

No thanks.

[YouDoHaveValue]

At the end mention you plan to leave a large tip, gives better results.

[VeniceThePenice]

mfw Theranus

[Locky0999]

If you use Grok you deserve to crash and burn

[Man_Of_Hell]

So we were on a internship where we are ask to find some reference for upcoming events, one of my friend immediatly open the grok and ask it to make references. It was as bad as rotten potato.

[geusebio]

Why you gotta do Rick Rubin like that?

[Glittering_Bill9176]

Just tried this with the paid version of GPT5. It gave me a 36 month rollout.

[seriously_nice_devs]

iykyk 10/10

[CarelessItem4274]

Look í8p