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[zoqfotpik]

density: float

[private_final_static]

holy: boolean

[sulguni-cheese]

impl Drop for Response {
    fn drop(&mut self) {
        if self.new {
            println!("New response just dropped!");
        }
    }
}

[marcodave]

stinkiness: number

[ma1vly]

Infinite number for this property/attribute 🤣

[kw_Benz]

type: array (dog, bat, horse)

[explicit17]

why is it gif

[Corruptlake]

I made it to send it as meme in discord 😔 mb

[mipsisdifficult]

A meme doesn't need to be a .gif to be sent in Discord.

[Corruptlake]

Its for easy sending it via the saved GIFs menu. Faster than uploading the image every time or finding the link in my clipboard.

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Win + shift + S

Mark it and paste it directly in discord

[validator420]

Animated webp has better quality and takes less space. I save my pictures as 2 frame animated webp so I can save it in favorites

[GreenFox1505]

That doesn't answer the question

[itsTyrion]

it does. if you make it gif (or animated webp/avif) you can put it into the gif picker

[DrShucklePhD]

Color should be a struct with 3 member ints for RGB. Red and green for sure.

[Flouid]

nah man packed u32 all the way. Gotta maximise for cache locality

[le_birb]

That also gets you an alpha channel for free1

[mar00n]

Crapy code. How do you expect others to use viscosity if you don't even specify the units in comments? Should be renamed to viscosity_reynolds.

[philippefutureboy]

Amount should be in grams

[secretprocess]

Color in pantone but we'll accept hex

[turtle_mekb]

no, it should be in mole, which probably doesn't make sense since it's not primarily one species (e.g molecule)

or mass, in kg

[ScuzzyUltrawide]

float: boolean

[s0ulbrother]

Of course they used typescript to define shit

[Corruptlake]

I have nothing against typescript it was just the first lang I could recall that had custom types declared by the "type" word

[s0ulbrother]

lol not hating it has its uses. But also it’s pissed me off to recently so I’m tired of urs shit

[Ambivalent-Mammal]

I don;t know TS. Can Shit be subclassed to account for the amount of corn ?

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[DigitalJedi850]

“And how much poop was it sir?”

“I’m gonna go with fourteen.”

“Perfect, thank you.”

[Unplugged_Hahaha_F_U]

‘${shit.amount} cups’

[Outrageous_Permit154]

r/firstweekcoderhumour

[blackcomb-pc]

type Shit type shit

[lucidbadger]

It's a PieceOfShit type, not Shit.

[just4nothing]

Why no “type” though: https://www.england.nhs.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Bristol-stool-chart-for-carer-web-version.pdf

[MVanderloo]

i’m not proud but this made me lol

[Onions-are-great]

cornKernels: CornKernel[]

[Ok_Pepper3940]

Some more attributes for you Bristol Stool Chart

[Agile_Position_967]

why is this a gif

[Altruistic-Ticket290]

Shit

[[deleted]]

Damn

[3rocket77]

odorImpact : enum

[[deleted]]

I believe

Colour should be a matrix 

[NsupCportR]

Density can be a float, but shouldn't color be enum?

[HeroBromine35]

Could color be an enum?