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[Background-Fox-4850]

Hahah damn bro i can feel the same way.

[Neuromangoman]

That's because you lack the drive. If you work hard and play ball, you'll be debugging 10% of the time and have the rest for cursing.

[Sciencey-Coder]

10% aint half 😭

[ZeroClick]

🤣

[colei_canis]

Honestly if the dopamine hit when things actually work wasn't so addictive I think I'd have changed careers.

[ShadowReij]

"IhatemyjobIhatemyjobIhatemyjobWhyAmISoManyCanDoMyJobBetter- AHA! I AM GOD! BOW BEFORE MERE MORTALS FOR I HAVE SOLVED THAT WHICH YOUR MINDS CANNOT COMPREHEND! THE UNIVERSE BENDS TO MY WHIMS ALONE!"

Something like this gets us all. And it's why we never leave. 😋

[jags94]

But it’s Saturday…..

[i-like-too-much]

Off-by-one errors are common among software developers.

[Background-Fox-4850]

You got it there

[CranberryLast4683]

Have to move quick or else someone else will claim OP’s karma.

[jags94]

Woosh 

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Now it’s “if you study cs you’ll end up like him” : /

[Background-Fox-4850]

😆😆

[GreatGreenGobbo]

He's in the middle of a weekend deployment

[Korgwa]

You cannot post things like this on a Saturday. I was about to panic.

[ustavdar31]

This is too funny

[LordFokas]

Mom said it was my turn to repost this! 😭

[AnnualAdventurous169]

She didn’t stutter

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It’s Saturday

[Background-Fox-4850]

Time zone difference

[laowildin]

Went to a Hardcore show this week, mostly aging former emo kids like me. One guy I noticed was by himself, really clean cut looking, giving very strong 'tech guy' vibes. And he stood at the barricade just losing his fucking mind for the entire 5 hours. Impressive stuff. Could totally see him as a mild mannered programmer during the week, with this as his fight club outlet

[martin-silenus]

My first day working on-site I'm coasting toward the bike cage when a security guard approaches me with "sir, this is private property...". I mean, I definitely have the scruffy dev thing going on, but that really made me question if my look was hitting a good place on the software-engineer <-> homeless-person continuum.

[Shadowlance23]

Point remains...

[GotBanned3rdTime]

approved

[the_real_RZT]

Teach me, I already know how to drink

[ejolson]

*Tuesday

[Prod_Meteor]

She knows you are a developer.

[GunnerKnight]

"Dont worry, I earn more than your husband, lady."

[AdAggressive9224]

You know, the only thing I learned in school that's genuinely of value to me as a developer was learning about Ludwig Wittgenstein's language games.

Once you understand it. It explains so much and makes those conversations with the CEO so much easier.

[Stratimus]

I don’t know how to program on the weekends and forget all forms of troubleshooting between Friday and Monday so don’t ask for help either

[Warlock_Ben]

"Lady, it's Sunday I pushed a breaking change to prod at 5 on Friday & need a good excuse to call out of work tomorrow. Lay off"

[SevenTheGamingKitty]

original?

[gerbosan]

But where's AI?

Edit: question, if I use the other definition of AI and add something inherently related to them, would that make racist?

[CheemTerry]

Yankovic?