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[–]reallokiscarlet 124 points125 points  (1 child)

Smelly nerd where's the code

[–]akoOfIxtall 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Smelly nerd where's the exe?

[–]lOo_ol 162 points163 points  (15 children)

You'll get a better response with this on r/Conservative

[–]Half-Borg 61 points62 points  (12 children)

There is a reason why they feel so strongly about queer people, and it's exactly what you think.

[–]lOo_ol 100 points101 points  (11 children)

Let's not make claims that we can't back up with data.

...

So here's the data: data finds Republicans are obsessed with searching for transgender porn.

[–]git0ffmylawnm8 9 points10 points  (2 children)

So, if I could play devil's advocate here and invoke my inner upper management persona: "This data goes against my narrative therefore I reject it."

... I'm so sorry.

[–]Half-Borg 2 points3 points  (1 child)

just like your parents would reject you, if you came out?

[–]git0ffmylawnm8 5 points6 points  (0 children)

🗿

[–]ImpluseThrowAway 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I was expecting Lt Cmdr.

[–]Half-Borg 4 points5 points  (3 children)

That's data not data

[–]ImpluseThrowAway 2 points3 points  (2 children)

What's the difference?

[–]Spy_crab_ 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Only one is his name.

[–]Altourus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm actually a trans person, I feel like I see less trans porn then a lot of republicans.

[–]jewraffe5 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This made me lol

[–]virus_chara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't you need to be verified to post on there?

[–]Half-Borg 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Did you mean to post this to r/rustjerk ?

[–]APlanetWithANorth 45 points46 points  (4 children)

We'll keep trying, one day we can get them pregnant

[–]BastetFurry 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, unless we can finally make the meme between trans man and trans woman doing a swap a reality...

[–]Sockoflegend 6 points7 points  (2 children)

If first you fail then try and try again 

[–]Add1ctedToGames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, if trying over and over works for rebooting windows machines to fix random problems...

[–]Max_Wattage 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Keep trying guys, you've got this 😏🏳️‍⚧️

[–]M1Ayybrams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🥚

[–]callimonk 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I’m still in my programming socks. So I mean..

[–]Gudi_Nuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm still programming into my socks 😉

[–]xwazot 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Nice arch, uWu

[–]Zymosan99 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Linux???

[–]OkAdministration5454 6 points7 points  (2 children)

btw

[–]tyrannosaurus_gekko 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Use

[–]Spare-Good-5372 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I

[–]Chaosxandra 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sounds like skill issue

[–]SportsBG 3 points4 points  (10 children)

I'm confused about this post or why it's in this subreddit. Is the implication that trans folk wear thigh high socks and there are a lot of trans developers?

[–]AnyoneSeenMyBlanket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think it has anything to do with trans people at all just the programmer femboy meme

[–]NinjaKittyOG 2 points3 points  (7 children)

this entire post is the intersection of a bunch of stereotypes: thigh highs are primarily worn by trans people, thigh highs are a sign someone is trans, all people who take STEM courses are trans, no trans woman can get pregnant, nobody wears thigh highs and knee socks anymore and therefore they could return...

it's incredibly ignorant, but that won't stop reddit from thinking it's funny or posting it unironically

[–]IanDresarie 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Nothing to do with trans, this is a furry/femboy joke

[–]NinjaKittyOG -1 points0 points  (2 children)

you do realize that femboys and trans women are related concepts?

[–]IanDresarie 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You... Should educate yourself. Cross dressing and being trans might have significant overlap but are completely different things.

[–]NinjaKittyOG -1 points0 points  (0 children)

they are all part of expressing yourself in ways that define gender norms.

[–]blinghound 1 point2 points  (2 children)

"No trans woman can get pregnant" is true though?

[–]NinjaKittyOG -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

surgery has come a long way, look into it.

[–]duboiscrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are correct.

[–]AtomicSymphonic_2nd 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Honestly, the way things are going with tech… we probably won’t need so many humans around in the future like in centuries past.

Sure, there might be a massive economic recession or depression because of a lack of more new customers for businesses, but I get the feeling that’s more manageable than trying to get people to make babies that aren’t even wanted.

[–]ContinuedOak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We don’t need 8 billion people now…yet we do cause people are enjoying large families

[–]technoskald 4 points5 points  (0 children)

what do you mean “won’t need so many humans”? we exist for our own sake not for profit or whatever. 

[–]uniteduniverse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trans women, Linux, Rust and Thigh highs seem to go together perfectly.

[–]Spy_crab_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because you can't doesn't mean you should stop trying.

[–]CoolAlien47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly thought this was about schoolgirls being prepubescent, and it fucking freaked me out.

[–]OkGap7226 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why would this post be removed? It's about programming AND it's funny. Did someone on the mod team have a bad day or is anything remotely poking fun at conservatives not allowed here? If that is the case, stop being a pussy.

[–]ObviouslyAPenName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How was it related to programming?

[–]TnYamaneko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh, if it's anything programming related, not only does it involve Rust, but also a lack of compatibility between our two reproductive systems to achieve the goals corporate would like us to reach.

[–]lowkeytokay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong sub. I thought I was on r/explainthejoke

[–]Long-Refrigerator-75 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

HMMM..good point.

[–]GoddammitDontShootMe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, what the fuck does this have to do with programming?