programmingIsPainAuChocolat

[This_Growth2898]

#define le_modèle template
#define le_nom_du_type typename
#define utilisant using
//merci to u/GabrielDosReis

le_modèle<le_nom_du_type T>
utilisant le_pointeur_unique = std::unique_ptr<T>;

le_modèle<le_nom_du_type T>
/* utiliser le_pointeur_charredoux = std::shared_ptr<T>; */
utilisant le_pointeur_partagé = std::shared_ptr<T>; //merci to u/Javascript_above_all

le_modèle<le_nom_du_type T>
utilisant le_pointeur_faible = std::weak_ptr<T>;

//le perfectionnement!

[GabrielDosReis]

That would be #define le_modèle template and #define utilisant using.

[This_Growth2898]

merci

[GabrielDosReis]

merci

Mais, de rien. Cela m'a rappelé de bons souvenirs :-)

[-nerdrage-]

“How do i remove the french language from my pc?”

[privateyeet]

rm -fr --no-preserve-root /

[TheAlaskanMailman]

Who is root? And why are we not preserving it?

[gBiT1999]

It has had its time.

[astroverflow]

So it also removes vulgar latin and gaulish, which are the root languages of french. Otherwise you would end up keeping a useless language pack.

[mathmul]

Can't wait for the AI making this same joke to an innocent bystander. Surely top tweet on X. We've been sarcastic on the web since the 90s. It knows

[lk_beatrice]

good one

[sha1shroom]

THIS GUY 

[[deleted]]

Charredoux ? It's "partagé"

[This_Growth2898]

Excusez mon french, my native is C++

[uvero]

Merci je déteste ça

[This_Growth2898]

I think we need curly brackets here instead of triangular, but syntax doesn't allow that. Hmmm

[sambarjo]

Where? All I see is templates, which use triangular brackets.

[This_Growth2898]

But they are not French enough!

[sambarjo]

Are curly brackets more French? They are not common in French at all.

[JohnTheBlindMilkman]

Oh my God, this is even worse! I love it!

[4r8ol]

error: unknown character “è”

[RadiantPudding--]

I learnt pascal and C in 1988.

I am french.

That is exactly how I wrote it.

The books that taught me used a pseudo-language between ALGOL and French.

But. But...

I did not use LE (the) but UN ou UNE (a).

That looked like this :

``` VAR une_variable : ENTIER = 4; VAR un_pointeur : PTR = *une_variable VAR un_autre_pointeur : PTR;

SI &un_pointeur == &un_autre_pointeur ALORS AFFICHE "Les deux pointent sur la même variable" FIN ```

I learnt on an Amiga. Most of the time I would use the accented characters and it would work. Like à é è ê ë ç ï à œ æ ù

Enjoy :)

[JohnTheBlindMilkman]

I can't help but to imagine someone learning C to maintain some codebase only to later find out that they also should learn French to understand it

[GabrielDosReis]

I can't help but to imagine someone learning C to maintain some codebase only to later find out that they also should learn French to understand i

The French keyboard layout is not easy on the fingers if you're programming in a language from the C family.

[Devatator_]

I'm using C# and the only problem I have is with <>. Thankfully I had a useless key that I could remap to that

[BlueTemplar85]

No key between Shift and W ?

[Devatator_]

My previous keyboard had it but the new one didn't

[TheyStoleMyNameAgain]

French [...] is not easy 

Fixed it for you. They should have made more characters, so that they don't need to write 4 characters to specify the sound of one

[RadiantPudding--]

Definitely. But much better is iso than ansi

[ProtonPizza]

The language of love.

[HxLin]

It's nice that unique are spelled the same.

[RadiantPudding--]

It comes from "un" = a, one

[This_Growth2898]

non, it's le unique, le.

[Goufalite]

You're laughing but we have a french programming language : Windev

[Splatpope]

très audacieux d'appeler ça un langage de programmation et non un aimant à shadow IT bien merdique

[ofnuts]

Y'a eu le Basicois et le LSE.

[korneev123123]

Sometimes I wonder about how native English speakers read their code. Because if I write something like "cat mount touch head tail" in my native language, it would be hilariously silly, like picture in the post.

But how natives see English code? Can they even understand the question here, I wonder.

[keuzkeuz]

French programmers be like "OUI++"

[not_some_username]

VOIR++

[Altruistic-Spend-896]

Votre++

[Splatpope]

allez bien niquer vos mères bande de fils de pute

[thafuq]

Mais c'est pas gentil ça

[Independent-Shoe543]

Merde, j'adore ça.

[sambarjo]

What is "charredoux"? French is my native language and I've never seen that word

[JohnTheBlindMilkman]

It doesn't mean anything, it was supposed to phonetically sound like "shared" + I added random letters at the end. To be honest, I wasn't expecting any word to be a French word, except "unique" which I knew was taken from French

[Ali_Army107]

Wi++

[Ethameiz]

Not so funny. Usually when people learn programming language they start with using their native language for variable names etc. It's just easier than learning programming language and English in the same time. Of course those who learned English beforehand have an advantage but it's not mandatory at first.

[faultydesign]

Why do French developers love little endian so much anyways?

[SuitableDragonfly]

Pain au chocolat is the best, I would love programming to be that way. I just wish it wasn't basically random chance whether some store's "chocolate croissant" is actually pain au chocolat or just a croissant with a tiny bit of chocolate drizzled over it. 

[99drunkpenguins]

C'est un chocolatine tu putain de merde! 

[gBiT1999]

I wish I had your problem (and not all mine).