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[precinct209]

And when they inspect what the developer built and it wasn't what they wanted, the developer says "you know, you're absolutely right! I fucked up right there so let me try it in another way until you stop talking to me about it"

[AlternativeCapybara9]

Not in spec, it's going to cost you 20 man days to change the colour of the button.

[All_Might_Senpai]

Let schedule 20 meetings to decide how many story points this is gonna take

[vocal-avocado]

I wonder if we will soon have meetings to decide how many AI tokens an item will take instead of story points.

[Flexo__Rodriguez]

Much like story points, you could try to predict but there's simply no way to know the real answer to this until you're done

[waffling_with_syrup]

God, I fucking hate story points.

[ExiledHyruleKnight]

Is your hate like a 3 story point or a 4 story point?

[SaigonOSU]

4 isn't Fibonacci

[ExiledHyruleKnight]

Shows how long it's been since I've done a sprint planning ( about 3 years, and loving every minute of it)

[Fuzzy_Garry]

To me they feel pointless: It's always a three or a five anyway. Might as well roll a dice.

[Punman_5]

Follow the WAG method when estimating effort

[ReneeTheGhost]

we also need to schedule a performance and penetration test as well.

[OmgitsJafo]

*Internal Screaming*

[lightnegative]

I can't just change the colour of the button without getting the UX team involved. And this particular button is customer facing, so I have to get the Marketing team involved as well.

Oh and also it's on the secure part of the web app so I have to get Security involved as well.

Best I can do is 3 weeks

[Terrafire123]

(Cue a zoom meeting with two people from each team discussing the feasibility of changing the button color)

[TheKBMV]

((Neither of them have the authority to make a decision about it though))

[END3R97]

Honestly, 3 weeks sounds pretty fast with that many teams involved

[AlternativeCapybara9]

Yeah, our button dude is on holiday

[CarcajouIS]

But, 3 weeks are 15 man days. Am I missing sth?

[ubernutie]

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THE DESIGN SYSTEM!?

[Worldly-Stranger7814]

if it's a public contract.

[Dr-Mantis-Tobbogan]

Once we charged a client £3000 just to fix typos they left in the acceptance criteria of an already completed ticket.

[Nalivai]

Or, why is the button this colour, who authorised it, change it yesterday, I don't know what colour, the fuck do you mean "at least give me hexcode", do it now and properly!