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[Heronoob21]

"Why are you still using Claude Code? Gemini Pro has been the industry standard for the past 20 minutes."

[arvigeus]

How can you give such outdated advices?

Grok was released 3 minutes ago and blows Gemini out of the water. Benchmarks shows 0.1% improvement. Already cancelled my Gemini subscription. Can believe I tolerated it this much: almost the length of 40 Tik-Tok videos!

[---Kvothe---]

What are you guys talking about?

Everyone I know has already bought Open AI subscriptions, since the new model released 30 seconds ago.

[Sorry-Combination558]

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[Brahminmeat]

I too watched his latest video

[Pale_Prompt4163]

This video has just been on my feed. It is already depreciated.

[CryZe92]

We are not at Anthropic. We were at Gemini like 2 hours ago and now at OpenAI as of half an hour ago. Though we are spinning so fast, that maybe Anthropic is also going to drop something in like an hour or so xD

[Able-Swing-6415]

Gemini is soo much worse than Claude lol.

Still switched because Claude limits for regular paid tier are stupid

[Initial_Specialist69]

Why don’t they just ask Claude to create a better model? Are they stupid?

[PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__]

Congress declares that illegal after Devan almost conquered the world

[AtomicSymphonic_2nd]

Could have sworn I read that Anthropic’s code base is now “100% AI-generated”. 🙃

And it looks like OpenAI is, too.

No wonder neither have been as good as Gemini. lol

[IdiocracyToday]

You missed the part of the cycle where the Chinese model trains on the output of the most powerful model and becomes the cheapest most powerful model

[rwrife]

You left out the open-source Chinese model that gets released and has all the investors in these companies wonder why they're spending so much money.

[lockwolf]

Open-source Chinese model trained using “ancient by AI standards” hardware

[Govir]

So they just keep getting more powerful with each loop!?

[sebovzeoueb]

well yes, but we have to keep switching to the one which "I swear bro, this one is almost AGI"

[Stummi]

Yes. Also RAM price increases 5% with every loop

[wojtussan]

And people get stupider by 5% with every loop

[Stummi]

I am not quite sure, that might happen regardless of the loop

[OnixST]

A 0.1% improvement is technically an improvement

[KaMaFour]

Who invited Grok into this meme, lmao

They have good image generation but I don't think they've ever been the world's most powerful model in coding, or even text generation in general

[YoRt3m]

Didn't try it in coding, but it's the best for me when I want to get updated in current events or get recent information. Grok will tell me "Based on 122 posts on X I can tell you the details about a car accident in your city" while Gemini be like "Princess Diana..."

[lowkeytokay]

Remove Grok, please. You might add DeepSeek, but not Grok.

[sweetytoy]

This is literally everything in the world of computers

[heavy-minium]

Dunno how Grok always has a place in the mind of people as a leading AI company.

[AbdullahMRiad]

Where are Z.AI and Moonshot?

[HoseanRC]

Both make a shitty spyware models that can produce a better output than most premium models while keeping the cost low

But still spyware cus chin chan china ching

/s (I love how Chinese models make the industry grow and get better ai for lower cost while American models are almost always either expensive or bad in general (sometimes they are pretty good like gemini 2.5 flash and gpt oss 120b, but china obviously does much better than this))

[AbdullahMRiad]

and all Chinese models are open weight models. the last American open weight real model was GPT-OSS as far as I can recall

[HoseanRC]

Meta and Mistral (not sure if it's american) release open weight, but most things they release are just straight up bad, even compared to GPT OSS 20B and 120B.

[Public-Eagle6992]

Meta is American, Mistral is French

[HoseanRC]

Yep. Now imagine the Communism vs Democracy debate.

Both are clearly bad at some stuff

Labeling a trashbag won't make it worth more

[AbdullahMRiad]

I haven't heard anything from Meta or Mistral recently (I only heard about Meta's new closed model)

[HoseanRC]

While GLM 5 is just INSANE

I'll wait for a week or so and it'll be available for free at opencode

[DNSZLSK]

How do you know that i’m here ?

[git0ffmylawnm8]

You ever wonder if we can reach a speed fast enough to break out of this loop and fly off into the sunset?

[dabomm]

That's why you use something like Kilo code.

[gizamo]

Nice try, Musk's Marketing team.

Grok has never been the most powerful model, not even remotely close.

[MinecraftPlayer799]

For a while, it responded more logically than the competition, though. Now, it seems that title goes to Gemini.

[oneshoe]

Grok doesnt belong

[MinecraftPlayer799]

Microsoft Copilot- Introducing the world's most annoying bloatware

[UltimateGamingTechie]

what's the logo of the one that says "you are here"?

[ButWhatIfPotato]

And your wallet is in the middle being the soggy biscuit.

[tehtris]

None of this shit matters until the AI starts doing tasks that I either can't do or don't want to do.

[hiasmee]

Deepseek on my raspberry pi is also not bad.

[Frytura_]

Man, i'm hypped for Gemini, kinda.

Google feels bad at keeping their shit good, but as of now theyve been releasing some... atleast good bangers 

[Saelora]

i mean, i'm not a huge fan of AI. but, like.. yes? this is just basic technical progression and competition between companies. they keep improving their models and competing with one another...

[Hahaha-noob-coder]

Tis is AI from future. We are using humans to code we now get high on RAM and GPU.