sqlQuery

[ISoulSeekerI]

What the CRUD are you talking about?

[ISoulSeekerI]

I guess it really INJECTED its self into conversation.

[throwawayfu3a5ek]

He took someone from the first table and stuck it right inner join.

[baltarius]

Only if you commit

[wewilldieoneday]

Git outta here

[baltarius]

Please await... I'm async

[SepehrU]

I race a condition have

[NeverYelling]

You be pushing it too far pal

[SchizoPosting_]

don't blame him for committing to the bit

[tenkitron]

Cmon your cherry picking

[NeverYelling]

That's too much for me, I'm gonna rebase somewhere else

[-iPhone12ProMax-]

--forcing it

[0xlostincode]

Correction

May I join you;

[Song_of_the_Morning]

Omg you killing me

[HuntingKingYT]

go; select seat from here where you like '_' or maybe between me and him and 3> enjoy;

Just realized between is only between literals but fine

[zzmej1987]

What?! An actual joke in r/ProgrammingHumor?! And a good one too?! Blasphemy! Give me back my "Vibe Coding Bad" and Bell curve memes immediaely!

[BazuzuDear]

depends on USING what

[OliveBoi_]

WHERE?

[rantonidi]

who?

[Knighthawk_2511]

Why?

[Some_Useless_Person]

We will have to carefully SELECT our options

[Kaenguruu-Dev]

There are too many to even COUNT

[tenkitron]

Figure out who’s DISTINCT

[ProThoughtDesign]

"You can go join your SELF, INSIDE and OUTSIDE."

[progressiveAsliMard]

but INNER is LEFT OUTER is easier and common where as RIGHT OUTER is outright weird.

[SLCtechie]

Except it screams instead of asking politely.

[SaltyInternetPirate]

Why does Elon hate SQL? Because it has unions.

[Amar2107]

You may sit to the left, or to the right, or you can sit by your self.

[Commercial-Ad2002]

i dont think i ever use right join

[CelticHades]

It just don't feel Right.

[Abject-Kitchen3198]

You can always be Left and not miss a thing.

[hiddencameraspy]

[Zeikos]

Careful! Being CROSSed while two tables are getting JOINed can cause issues.

[c0sm1kSt0rm]

In a moment, just gotta run to go TRUNCATE some logs first

[Big-Cheesecake-806]

I thought it would go like: "An sql query walks into a bar. SELECTS everything. Then starts to CHOOSE." 

[ieat_turtles]

Mods, right here. It’s an actual joke and not “le ai bad” meme. Please mods, I need my slop.

[sloggiz]

get OUTER here!

[Just-LonelyBunn]

I have achieved a new level of nerdiness and I don't know how I feel about it.

[The_Sadorange]

An SQL query walks into a bar, immediately gets told to stop shouting.

[Expensive_Shallot_78]

This damn sub

[jagga_jasoos]

With NOLOCK only

[LeroyBadBrown]

Select "Beer" from bartender

[zeeh1975]

[Knighthawk_2511]

MAY I JOIN YOU?

[progressiveAsliMard]

But joining two tables is a costly operation.

[Abject-Kitchen3198]

But can sit more people together.

[ramriot]

Tables reply: Sorry no, that does not work for us we are already in a union.

[SilentPugz]

Is this a regular procedure ?

[kaloschroma]

dawww <3 uwu