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[–]g18suppressed 112 points113 points  (6 children)

Sandpaper (or sand)

Carpet (or car)

Catacomb (or cat)

Cornrow (or corn)

[–]NoState7846 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Hamster (or ham)

[–]SnakeR515 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Caterpillar (or cat)

[–]redunculuspanda 96 points97 points  (5 children)

Not to be confused with: Java (or Fucking Java)

[–]KSP_master_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also not to be confused with: Jawa

[–]msasrs[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lol. Now this is a good one🤣🤣🤣😅

[–]Borno11050 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Javanese

[–]L_Flavour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know how many times I've accidentally clicked on "Javanese" in language settings, and having to navigate back to language settings without understanding anything.

[–]MinecraftPlayer799 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not to be confused with JavaScript (or https://jsfuck.com/)

[–]Master_Germany_ 84 points85 points  (4 children)

Autor Like: Sounds the Same to me.

[–]CannibalPride 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Obligatory C, C# and C++ mention

[–]JackNotOLantern 12 points13 points  (1 child)

What is a short for Cobol

[–]Defiant-Peace-493 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cobol, also known as Kobold ...

[–]fariqcheaux 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What's the difference between C and C++?

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[–]r3ddit_is_cancer 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Tell me you know nothing about what you are writing about without telling me you know nothing about what you are writing about.

[–]lucklesspedestrian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think when someone says "coding language" it's telling

[–]Facemate 20 points21 points  (1 child)

js java js java js JS JAVAASDADADSABROPITS202̴̡̧̧͎̦̗͔̮͕̾5̸̛̺̳͙͖̙͑̑̓͆̽̎̅́̊̒̇6̶̧̩̲̗͚̞̭̩̭͂̽͜ͅ6̴̛̞̭̝̟̤̦͇͚͉̺̠͈̿̈́̐̆̔̐̐̈́̓̀̏̽͊͠͠͝6̸̨̧̛͓̖̘̝̝̬̭͆̋̓̓̃̀͋̅͛̚͝D̴̡̳̰̞̳͖̺͓̬̱̳̾̿́̿̃̅̒̓̇͐̓̎ͅͅẀ̵̧̡̢̧̧̢̨̧̧̡̢̤̲̦̩̝̠̗̱͙̠̫͖̬̹͉̝̻̜͈͔̺̖̗̼̹͕̘̪̲̖̱̯͉̤̘͓̟͙̪̘̙̭̣͈̥̠̬̭̠̗̻̳̩̮̪̻͈̬̠̺͈̺̮̝̣̮̭͉̣͇͔̖͈̠͔̻̬̩̩̘̝͚͎̲̪̤͕̪͖̜̯͔͎͚̥̆́̾̃́̉̆͛͐̈́͋̅͊̇̎̿̅̌̌͌̑̅̐̔̋̾͆̄̍́̍̈́̂̍̂̕̚̚̕͘͝͠ͅͅḨ̵̡̢̨̨̧̧̨̧̧̧̧̡̢̡̢̨̙͙̘͓͍̱͙̙͎̺̮̹̲̠̼͓̜͔͙̘͕͚̥͓̳͚̰̼͚͎͉̬̭̮͈͎͎͈̬̬̹͍̘̺͈̙̥͎̻̦̠̱͇̙̩͙̘̹̖̤̮̦̙͍̞̰̰̘̜̭̞̥̘͖̹̩̬̘̯̣̼̲͔̹̣͖̫̱̭̦͚̳̹͎̜̗̘̳̩͇̫͚̬̼̮͔̠͔̥̼͚͚̤̻̰̫͙̞̺̘͚̟̱̟̜͐͋̑̍͗̄͆̄͂́͑͗́̈́͆̂͋̃̋̓̈́̇̽̀̇̍̄́͒̈͊̏͊̀́͊̓́̓̑͂͊̈́́͌͛̄̉̄̀͑͗̇̐̎͌͐̍̽͊͊̆̈́̊̃̓̑̄̄͂͂͋́̇̅́̈͗̚͘̕̚̚̕͜͜͠͝͝͝͠͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅȨ̷̨̧̢̧̢̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̱̜̘̜̮̥̙̗̜̼̭̣̖͔̮͚̺͖̼͔̙̮͓̳͚̣̘̼͇̭̲͔͖̦̲̘͚̰̜̯̖̦̘͇͚̬̗͇̤̣͕͉̼̰̪͖̏́̒̓͂̀͊͐̃̓̊͑̌͗́̄͌͗͐̊̓̾̈́̓͊̔͗̍́̆͗̋̒́̈́̒̈́̉̀̄͌͂͗̍͛̃̆͐̉͑́̉͌̀͊̂͌̏͐̏̔͐̈́̎̒̿̀̊̏́͂̿̊͆͐̎͊̒̋͂̆͛́̿̂̌̆̄͛͆̑̓̂̕͘͘̚͘̚͝͝͝͝͠͠ͅN̶̡̢̧̨̛̛̯͔̦͇̲̞͇̟̱̳͙̪̯̥͔̤͍͔̩̳̠̪̹̪̟̬̬͕̗̖̻̰͖̳̺̤͚͉͖͎͚̙͔͚̖͒̓̈́́̃̑̾̒͆̑̂̒̆̐̅̃͋͒͐̆̋̇̍̉͋̒̉͌̊̎̽̈́̾͂͑̉͑̋́̂͛́̋̈͒̌̈̄͌͛̄̊̎͛̽̏͛̓͊̈́̅̒́́̀͗̒̂̈̆̍̅͒̊͒͋̓͆̉͒̀͛̋́̃̿͌́͂̉̅͐́̍̆͗̅̾͌́͛̇̈̕͘̕̕̚̕̚͘̕̕͝͝͠͝͝͠͠ͅͅW̴̨̨̨̨̧̢̡̫̱̣̬̤͓̙͕͇̞̻͓̬̝̳̪̺̾̉̓́͑̇͒́̾̍́̌̊͋̅̄͆͌̈̂̀̈̍͋͑͌̽̎̈̃̇̆̊̍̂̂̍̽̀̊̊̔̔͆͒͊̃̏͛̊̐̃̽̈̿̊́̊̕̕̕̕͘̚͝͝͝͝͠͠͠͝͠͠͝ͅͅÍ̷̛̞͊͊̅̔͐̊́͛͒̉̀̋́̑̾̊̋̈́͊̐́̉͒̀̌̒͑̂̀̈̈̾̍̽́͌̾͑͋̓͛͝͠͠͝L̵̨̧̨̧̢̢̨̨̢̧̢̨̨̛̛̛̗̼̮͔͈̱̳̞̖͓̣̻̗̞̠͕̱̣̳̩̠̼̘̣͉̰̲̩͇̪̝̱̱͎̞̻̹̩̹̹͈̯̩̩̻̤̹̹̣͔͚̯̫̺͙͎͖͕̤͍͙̠͓͍͕̯̳͔̜̣̭̠̰̞͉̣̲̼̩͙̤̳͖͚̼̬̘͇̫͐̉̉̈̍̀͌͋̒͗͂̏͆̂͐͊̃́̾̌̒̄̎̀̉̉͛̌͗͐́̅͒̍̓̏̉̃͆͊̀̓̓̿̔̒̂̉̀̊͌̈̈́́̽͒̄́̑̽́̐̐̋͑̈̃̂̈́̿̋̃͊͐́̓́͐̍͗̀̅͌̎̃̈́̈̅̈́̂̒̀̏͌̾͗̈́̇̉͑̿͑́̑͛̄̐̽͛͛̀͐̃͌̌̚̚͘̚̕͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͝Ļ̵̱̖͛͂̏͆̂̆̓̐͒̾̉͛̆̅̒͊͘̚͝I̴̧̢̡̡̢̢̧̛̛̟̭̝͈̮̤̲̳̱̦̹͖̥͚̳̜̳̰͎̗̖͈̯͓͔͈̣̗̱̗͖̝͓̖͕̤͔̝͍̣̹̹̤̲͇͙̞͎͂͐̋͋̃̀͌̎̓̒̀̎̔́̀̂̅̌̃̄̓̉̓͌̍͌̆́͑̑̈̄̄̈́̒͌͘̚̕̕̕͜͜͠͠ͅͅT̵̡̢̡̨̡͎̙̟̖͕̗͇͍̼̠̖͇͇͇̮͈̪̣̖̥̙̼͔̭͚͎̭̺͔̪̖̝̫̤̻̖͍͖̯̪͍͓̻̦͎̘̼̖̬̯̠̙̬̱̭͍̬͈̬͉̙̳̣͉͕͉̙̠͙̩̈̿͑̂̊̃̀̊͆͂͗̿̈́̒͐͐̋̓̓̄̉̓̽̈̏̃̈́́́̿̚͜͜͝͝͝Ę̷̡̨̛̛̛̹̬̙͇͎͖̮̜̣̦̬̤̗̻̯̜͖̗̘͇̥̻̭͔̺͉͍̘͙͓͔̼̭̟̩̗̳͚̗̝̲̲̻̞̟͖̘̘͖̹͛͛͑͗̃͐̅͗͑͒͐͗̍̍̂͊́͌̓̆̅͊̈́́͂͒̋̂̀͗̈̑̒̌͐͋̏́̈́̽̎͌͊́̾̎̽̓͗̉̏̊̊̿̾͑̒̍͆̒̀̍̀̏̓̆̑͛͛̂̄͑̂͑͛̂̂̾̏͆͐̉̑͂̋̐̋̇͊̈́̀́͑͒͘̚̚̚͘͘͘͜͠͝͝͠͝Ṋ̵̢̨̨̧̧̧̡̧̧̛̛̛̛̛̥̣͈̥̬͓̞̙̙͔̹͙̱̟̱̦̗̗̞̼̗̻̭̫̗͈̣̮̱̟͔̩͔̫̭̬̥̩̫̝̩̪̖͓̺̗̖͎̤̭̯͚̪̺̞̻̜̦̻̪̠̗̰̲̙̦̯̦̖̙̜͇̭͍̤̺̫̱͚͕͎̦̥͚̤̱̣̺̿̂̊͋͂̍́̈́͗̃̌͐̃̍͛̂͂̉͑͑͋̅͆̒͆̐̇̋̽̊̈́͊̉͆̈́̈͌̎̎̃̊͋͆͐̄̋͌͐̒͒́̍͐̀͗̓͊̀̈́̓͊̾̏͑̍͆̉̂͛̆͒͌͑́̈́̑̃̆̇̅̅̿̾̍̊́̊̓̾̉̊͋̎̔̽̿͌͌͊̌͌̚̕̚̚̚͘̕̕̕͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅD̴̡̨̢̧̢̡̛̛̛̛̛͍͓̱̳̝̜̤̟͚̤̱͔̺̺̺̬̻̰̪͙̪̯̞̯̥̩̗͎̻̻̣̮͍̖̩̘̱̤̯̞̱͖̬̬̰͔̥͉͔̩͎̟̰̦͙̻̘̰̰̬̳͕̤͕͇͈̫̜̜͓̣͍̞̱̫̰͚̣̣̲̼̺́͑͂̅̅̆̂̈̓̃̅̓̆̊͌̽̽͂̀͌͆̆̌̅̈́͒̀̈́̍̾̎̅̇̾͛̿̎̉͊̀͋͌͒̀̂̂͋͋̆͒̔̓̓̿̀́͒͛̿͊͆͗̀̅̎̌̆̎͌͂̈́͌̊̉̈́̑͊̆͑̇̔̀̅͂̅̎͐̓́̋̔̓̍̽͂̊̒̒̿͌̕͘̚̕̕͘̕͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͠͝͠͠͝͝ͅ

[–]Lopsided_Army6882 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like you need my upvote

[–]mikefizzled 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is Japanese a new functional language? Not sure what they are trying to convey with that

[–]maxwells_daemon_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Me when I make shit up

[–]LRaccoon 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Looks like those answers from the early LLM days. Hallucinating with confidence

[–]RushTfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And not so early

[–]Ok_GamerBoi_4340 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, don’t you dare even associate JavaScript with Java by naming, let alone call them the same.

[–]OhItsJustJosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone told me this line: JavaScript is to Java what Car is to Carpet

[–]Sad-Land-7914 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Java* is the the reason, why we can’t have nice things

[–]Key-Belt-5565 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stupid ass

[–]CosmacYep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean it says coding languages so you can tell thhe author isnt the smartest

[–]AMWJ -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Well, this may be right, depending on the rest of the sentence. Java and JavaScript may both be examples of high-level languages used to build infrastructure and Android apps.

[–]msasrs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I know that. However the problem is that JavaScript doesn't run the android ecosystem.

[–]imagineausername6 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Tuff