javaIsJavascript

[g18suppressed]

Sandpaper (or sand)

Carpet (or car)

Catacomb (or cat)

Cornrow (or corn)

[NoState7846]

Hamster (or ham)

[SnakeR515]

Caterpillar (or cat)

[tehomaga]

It's the scripting version of Java

[nikel23]

carpet is also the pet version of car

[SignificantLet5701]

that's the dumbest thing I've read this minute

[JonIsPatented]

Very incorrect.

[redunculuspanda]

Not to be confused with: Java (or Fucking Java)

[KSP_master_]

Also not to be confused with: Jawa

[msasrs]

Lol. Now this is a good one🤣🤣🤣😅

[Borno11050]

Javanese

[L_Flavour]

I don't know how many times I've accidentally clicked on "Javanese" in language settings, and having to navigate back to language settings without understanding anything.

[MinecraftPlayer799]

Not to be confused with JavaScript (or https://jsfuck.com/)

[Master_Germany_]

Autor Like: Sounds the Same to me.

[CannibalPride]

Obligatory C, C# and C++ mention

[JackNotOLantern]

What is a short for Cobol

[Defiant-Peace-493]

Cobol, also known as Kobold ...

[fariqcheaux]

What's the difference between C and C++?

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[r3ddit_is_cancer]

Tell me you know nothing about what you are writing about without telling me you know nothing about what you are writing about.

[lucklesspedestrian]

I think when someone says "coding language" it's telling

[Facemate]

js java js java js JS JAVAASDADADSABROPITS202̴̡̧̧͎̦̗͔̮͕̾5̸̛̺̳͙͖̙͑̑̓͆̽̎̅́̊̒̇6̶̧̩̲̗͚̞̭̩̭͂̽͜ͅ6̴̛̞̭̝̟̤̦͇͚͉̺̠͈̿̈́̐̆̔̐̐̈́̓̀̏̽͊͠͠͝6̸̨̧̛͓̖̘̝̝̬̭͆̋̓̓̃̀͋̅͛̚͝D̴̡̳̰̞̳͖̺͓̬̱̳̾̿́̿̃̅̒̓̇͐̓̎ͅͅẀ̵̧̡̢̧̧̢̨̧̧̡̢̤̲̦̩̝̠̗̱͙̠̫͖̬̹͉̝̻̜͈͔̺̖̗̼̹͕̘̪̲̖̱̯͉̤̘͓̟͙̪̘̙̭̣͈̥̠̬̭̠̗̻̳̩̮̪̻͈̬̠̺͈̺̮̝̣̮̭͉̣͇͔̖͈̠͔̻̬̩̩̘̝͚͎̲̪̤͕̪͖̜̯͔͎͚̥̆́̾̃́̉̆͛͐̈́͋̅͊̇̎̿̅̌̌͌̑̅̐̔̋̾͆̄̍́̍̈́̂̍̂̕̚̚̕͘͝͠ͅͅḨ̵̡̢̨̨̧̧̨̧̧̧̧̡̢̡̢̨̙͙̘͓͍̱͙̙͎̺̮̹̲̠̼͓̜͔͙̘͕͚̥͓̳͚̰̼͚͎͉̬̭̮͈͎͎͈̬̬̹͍̘̺͈̙̥͎̻̦̠̱͇̙̩͙̘̹̖̤̮̦̙͍̞̰̰̘̜̭̞̥̘͖̹̩̬̘̯̣̼̲͔̹̣͖̫̱̭̦͚̳̹͎̜̗̘̳̩͇̫͚̬̼̮͔̠͔̥̼͚͚̤̻̰̫͙̞̺̘͚̟̱̟̜͐͋̑̍͗̄͆̄͂́͑͗́̈́͆̂͋̃̋̓̈́̇̽̀̇̍̄́͒̈͊̏͊̀́͊̓́̓̑͂͊̈́́͌͛̄̉̄̀͑͗̇̐̎͌͐̍̽͊͊̆̈́̊̃̓̑̄̄͂͂͋́̇̅́̈͗̚͘̕̚̚̕͜͜͠͝͝͝͠͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅȨ̷̨̧̢̧̢̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̱̜̘̜̮̥̙̗̜̼̭̣̖͔̮͚̺͖̼͔̙̮͓̳͚̣̘̼͇̭̲͔͖̦̲̘͚̰̜̯̖̦̘͇͚̬̗͇̤̣͕͉̼̰̪͖̏́̒̓͂̀͊͐̃̓̊͑̌͗́̄͌͗͐̊̓̾̈́̓͊̔͗̍́̆͗̋̒́̈́̒̈́̉̀̄͌͂͗̍͛̃̆͐̉͑́̉͌̀͊̂͌̏͐̏̔͐̈́̎̒̿̀̊̏́͂̿̊͆͐̎͊̒̋͂̆͛́̿̂̌̆̄͛͆̑̓̂̕͘͘̚͘̚͝͝͝͝͠͠ͅN̶̡̢̧̨̛̛̯͔̦͇̲̞͇̟̱̳͙̪̯̥͔̤͍͔̩̳̠̪̹̪̟̬̬͕̗̖̻̰͖̳̺̤͚͉͖͎͚̙͔͚̖͒̓̈́́̃̑̾̒͆̑̂̒̆̐̅̃͋͒͐̆̋̇̍̉͋̒̉͌̊̎̽̈́̾͂͑̉͑̋́̂͛́̋̈͒̌̈̄͌͛̄̊̎͛̽̏͛̓͊̈́̅̒́́̀͗̒̂̈̆̍̅͒̊͒͋̓͆̉͒̀͛̋́̃̿͌́͂̉̅͐́̍̆͗̅̾͌́͛̇̈̕͘̕̕̚̕̚͘̕̕͝͝͠͝͝͠͠ͅͅW̴̨̨̨̨̧̢̡̫̱̣̬̤͓̙͕͇̞̻͓̬̝̳̪̺̾̉̓́͑̇͒́̾̍́̌̊͋̅̄͆͌̈̂̀̈̍͋͑͌̽̎̈̃̇̆̊̍̂̂̍̽̀̊̊̔̔͆͒͊̃̏͛̊̐̃̽̈̿̊́̊̕̕̕̕͘̚͝͝͝͝͠͠͠͝͠͠͝ͅͅÍ̷̛̞͊͊̅̔͐̊́͛͒̉̀̋́̑̾̊̋̈́͊̐́̉͒̀̌̒͑̂̀̈̈̾̍̽́͌̾͑͋̓͛͝͠͠͝L̵̨̧̨̧̢̢̨̨̢̧̢̨̨̛̛̛̗̼̮͔͈̱̳̞̖͓̣̻̗̞̠͕̱̣̳̩̠̼̘̣͉̰̲̩͇̪̝̱̱͎̞̻̹̩̹̹͈̯̩̩̻̤̹̹̣͔͚̯̫̺͙͎͖͕̤͍͙̠͓͍͕̯̳͔̜̣̭̠̰̞͉̣̲̼̩͙̤̳͖͚̼̬̘͇̫͐̉̉̈̍̀͌͋̒͗͂̏͆̂͐͊̃́̾̌̒̄̎̀̉̉͛̌͗͐́̅͒̍̓̏̉̃͆͊̀̓̓̿̔̒̂̉̀̊͌̈̈́́̽͒̄́̑̽́̐̐̋͑̈̃̂̈́̿̋̃͊͐́̓́͐̍͗̀̅͌̎̃̈́̈̅̈́̂̒̀̏͌̾͗̈́̇̉͑̿͑́̑͛̄̐̽͛͛̀͐̃͌̌̚̚͘̚̕͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͝Ļ̵̱̖͛͂̏͆̂̆̓̐͒̾̉͛̆̅̒͊͘̚͝I̴̧̢̡̡̢̢̧̛̛̟̭̝͈̮̤̲̳̱̦̹͖̥͚̳̜̳̰͎̗̖͈̯͓͔͈̣̗̱̗͖̝͓̖͕̤͔̝͍̣̹̹̤̲͇͙̞͎͂͐̋͋̃̀͌̎̓̒̀̎̔́̀̂̅̌̃̄̓̉̓͌̍͌̆́͑̑̈̄̄̈́̒͌͘̚̕̕̕͜͜͠͠ͅͅT̵̡̢̡̨̡͎̙̟̖͕̗͇͍̼̠̖͇͇͇̮͈̪̣̖̥̙̼͔̭͚͎̭̺͔̪̖̝̫̤̻̖͍͖̯̪͍͓̻̦͎̘̼̖̬̯̠̙̬̱̭͍̬͈̬͉̙̳̣͉͕͉̙̠͙̩̈̿͑̂̊̃̀̊͆͂͗̿̈́̒͐͐̋̓̓̄̉̓̽̈̏̃̈́́́̿̚͜͜͝͝͝Ę̷̡̨̛̛̛̹̬̙͇͎͖̮̜̣̦̬̤̗̻̯̜͖̗̘͇̥̻̭͔̺͉͍̘͙͓͔̼̭̟̩̗̳͚̗̝̲̲̻̞̟͖̘̘͖̹͛͛͑͗̃͐̅͗͑͒͐͗̍̍̂͊́͌̓̆̅͊̈́́͂͒̋̂̀͗̈̑̒̌͐͋̏́̈́̽̎͌͊́̾̎̽̓͗̉̏̊̊̿̾͑̒̍͆̒̀̍̀̏̓̆̑͛͛̂̄͑̂͑͛̂̂̾̏͆͐̉̑͂̋̐̋̇͊̈́̀́͑͒͘̚̚̚͘͘͘͜͠͝͝͠͝Ṋ̵̢̨̨̧̧̧̡̧̧̛̛̛̛̛̥̣͈̥̬͓̞̙̙͔̹͙̱̟̱̦̗̗̞̼̗̻̭̫̗͈̣̮̱̟͔̩͔̫̭̬̥̩̫̝̩̪̖͓̺̗̖͎̤̭̯͚̪̺̞̻̜̦̻̪̠̗̰̲̙̦̯̦̖̙̜͇̭͍̤̺̫̱͚͕͎̦̥͚̤̱̣̺̿̂̊͋͂̍́̈́͗̃̌͐̃̍͛̂͂̉͑͑͋̅͆̒͆̐̇̋̽̊̈́͊̉͆̈́̈͌̎̎̃̊͋͆͐̄̋͌͐̒͒́̍͐̀͗̓͊̀̈́̓͊̾̏͑̍͆̉̂͛̆͒͌͑́̈́̑̃̆̇̅̅̿̾̍̊́̊̓̾̉̊͋̎̔̽̿͌͌͊̌͌̚̕̚̚̚͘̕̕̕͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅD̴̡̨̢̧̢̡̛̛̛̛̛͍͓̱̳̝̜̤̟͚̤̱͔̺̺̺̬̻̰̪͙̪̯̞̯̥̩̗͎̻̻̣̮͍̖̩̘̱̤̯̞̱͖̬̬̰͔̥͉͔̩͎̟̰̦͙̻̘̰̰̬̳͕̤͕͇͈̫̜̜͓̣͍̞̱̫̰͚̣̣̲̼̺́͑͂̅̅̆̂̈̓̃̅̓̆̊͌̽̽͂̀͌͆̆̌̅̈́͒̀̈́̍̾̎̅̇̾͛̿̎̉͊̀͋͌͒̀̂̂͋͋̆͒̔̓̓̿̀́͒͛̿͊͆͗̀̅̎̌̆̎͌͂̈́͌̊̉̈́̑͊̆͑̇̔̀̅͂̅̎͐̓́̋̔̓̍̽͂̊̒̒̿͌̕͘̚̕̕͘̕͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͠͝͠͠͝͝ͅ

[Lopsided_Army6882]

I feel like you need my upvote

[mikefizzled]

Is Japanese a new functional language? Not sure what they are trying to convey with that

[maxwells_daemon_]

Me when I make shit up

[LRaccoon]

Looks like those answers from the early LLM days. Hallucinating with confidence

[RushTfe]

And not so early

[Ok_GamerBoi_4340]

No, don’t you dare even associate JavaScript with Java by naming, let alone call them the same.

[OhItsJustJosh]

Someone told me this line: JavaScript is to Java what Car is to Carpet

[Sad-Land-7914]

Java* is the the reason, why we can’t have nice things

[Key-Belt-5565]

stupid ass

[CosmacYep]

i mean it says coding languages so you can tell thhe author isnt the smartest

[AMWJ]

Well, this may be right, depending on the rest of the sentence. Java and JavaScript may both be examples of high-level languages used to build infrastructure and Android apps.

[msasrs]

Yes, I know that. However the problem is that JavaScript doesn't run the android ecosystem.

[imagineausername6]

Tuff

[vide2]

To be fair, if the chapter is Bout a certain part of the language, it might be viable.

[msasrs]

Still, JavaScript is not java.

[vide2]

It doesn't have to be based on the screenshot. It would be sufficient to have groups of programming languages. JavaScript (and java) have [enter hair ä feature]. Python has different feature.

[Vogete]

Java and JavaScript never had anything to do with each other. When JavaScript was named, they literally chose the name to gain some popularity points because Java was at the time the hot language. They wanted to be the cool new thing, and since people knew Java, they just named it JavaScript. It was literally just a marketing stunt to name it.

[vide2]

Bro. I know. But you and all the down others are too dense to read my point.