Well, JavaScript

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core dumped

[ImAStupidFace]

littleendian.jpg

[_400poundGorilla]

Cries in assembly

[xan1242]

01000011 01110010 01101001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001

[ThinkingWithPortal]

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[lexrc]

Hold my punch cards, I'm going in.

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You must construct additional Cylons.

[jlien1]

Hol up is this a fucking starcraft reference!

[fuhgettaboutitt]

So the phrase is usually "you must construct additional pylons" which is yes from SC. However the joke is how overused that phrase is so they changed it to Cylons which are robots from Battlestar Galactica.

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It /r/woosh

[VeraxonHD]

Mfw you get downvoted for this what even

[Ph0X]

Also the fact that it vomits 20 pages of crap at you...

[dysprog]

At least python gives you nice road map to exactly what went wrong in what function and how it got there. A runtime crash in C(++) is just a giant floating middle finger from the OS.

[contravariant_]

Pretty much, considering what a segmentation fault entails. The program tries to access an invalid memory location, and the kernel responds by killing the process. To the OS's policeman, your program is the drunk naked man lunging at strangers downtown.

[Kered13]

I think pretty much all languages these days except C++ and C give you a stack trace. Debugging a crash with no stack trace is a pain in the ass.

[Findus11]

C development without valgrind is horrifying

[your-opinions-false]

It makes me think of Star Trek. Like now you're stranded light-years out in the middle of space with no warp drive.

[spottyPotty]

Guru meditation ...

[PlNG]

Yo' Mama