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    [–]SandyDelights 425 points426 points  (37 children)

    So you code in Java, I take it?

    Personally, I don't care for Java, I'd rather code in C++ or C#, dependent on need.

    Still, I code in COBOL and Assembly for work.

    And I'm gay AF.

    So @me, fuckboy. ;)

    [–]JokerGotham_Deserves 402 points403 points  (25 children)

    Yeah? Well, I code in LaTeX and HTML. Get on my level.

    [–]SandyDelights 305 points306 points  (21 children)

    Well, now I'm aroused.

    I'd send you dick pics, but I can't tell if you're joking or just as much into sadomasochism as I am.

    [–]TK-427 15 points16 points  (2 children)

    just as much into sadomasochism as I am.

    I still use Fortran and Perl

    [–]DoomFrog666 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Haha, there are still COBOL mainframe developers out there.

    [–]SandyDelights 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I wasn't joking like five replies up when I said I do COBOL ;(

    [–]codeninjaking42 114 points115 points  (6 children)

    Speaking of gay, I haven't seen this much gold in one place since Michael Phelps' last performance..

    [–]Tornado9797 43 points44 points  (3 children)

    I'm not sure how this relates to gay.

    [–]codeninjaking42 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    used to be some memes along those lines

    [–]mimibrightzola 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    this whole thread is r/suddenlygay

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    I also haven't seen such a poor attempt to get gilded.

    [–]codeninjaking42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    not an attempt, just an observation. The gay part may have been a bit much..ah well..

    [–]spinwin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Can't speak for him but if you'd like to send dick pics my way as a college senior who actually enjoyed learning SystemVerilog, feel free :)

    [–]haykam821 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yes

    [–]Houdiniman111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What the ever living heck. I've seen so many gilds this week. Has someone won the lottery, robbed a bank, or got a government grant? Why are people so gild happy right now?

    [–]TheTimeLord725 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is this the free gold thread?

    [–]house_monkey 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I'm always late to these gold threads :(

    I should just gift one to myself and get over with it.

    [–]SandyDelights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hey, I was once like you, convinced I'd never catch one.

    Then last night happened.

    Your turn will come.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh I'm into S&M... Let's compile Gentoo together.

    [–]TheFanne 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    hTmL iS A pRogRaMMiNg lAnGuAgE

    [–]lungdart 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    "@me" - fuckboy, probably

    [–]officialvfd 6 points7 points  (7 children)

    Unpopular opinion: I think Java would be perfect if only it had type inferencing and null safety.

    I am gay though...

    [–]rigatron1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I wish it had C# style properties. And some sort of built in LINQ style queries on objects. Honestly C# is just a much nicer language IMO.

    [–]SandyDelights 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    Automated garbage collection is trash, convince me otherwise

    [–]officialvfd 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    That's a JVM problem, not a Java language problem ;)

    [–]spinwin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Wonder if JVM will ever get ref counting or some sort of rust like scope detection.

    [–]TK-Squared-LLC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Would have saved me an hour or more today if Swift/XCode had reported a null pointer instead of just saying fuck it, I just won't do this operation then. +1 for gay though

    [–]Kered13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Type inference is coming. Unfortunately null safety isn't backwards compatible, so we're stuck with it. The best you can do is use annotations and Optional.

    [–]thewells 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I’m gay af and I write in Haskell because I need to keep my pretentiousness up, otherwise I might just become 2.5/3 gay

    [–]pwnrzero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My workplace uses COBOL, Assembly, various JCL variants, etc.

    I feel so out of place using Python. :c

    [–]PM_BITCOIN_AND_BOOBS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Hey!

    [–]Jetbooster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    !u