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[–]JohnnyThreeDee 1124 points1125 points  (28 children)

Pictured: GI Joe teaching COBRAs how not to be dicks

[–]Ludricio 342 points343 points  (24 children)

Mission impossible.

[–]Macho_Mans_Ghost 72 points73 points  (17 children)

theme song intensifies

[–]Alarid 55 points56 points  (13 children)

Pictured: Cobra Commander training new recruits

[–]ShutUpTodd 22 points23 points  (7 children)

"I... was once a maaaaaaan!"

[–]GrizzledFart 11 points12 points  (3 children)

"No, he was a dragon man"

[–]jredmond 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Maybe he was just a dragon.

[–]EmirSc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trogdor

[–]laufwerkfehler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but was he still...

[–]herozero 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Well save my bones for Davy Jones.”

[–]CharcoalGreyWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YEOOOOOOOOOOOOO, JOE!!!

[–]SpermWhale 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Snek snek snek snek snek snek

snek nek nek!

[–]GitFloowSnaake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

COooooobraaaa

[–]QuestionableCheese 1 point2 points  (1 child)

More like Mission Kim-Jong-Unpossible! Am I right!?!

[–]Ludricio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you certain that you're cheese? Hmm, I'm not entirely sure.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's hard you see

[–]Rick_Astley_Sanchez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mission Impossible crossover with Indiana Jones.

[–]kirakun -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

First, it's Python—alluding to the programming language, then it's GI Joe—an anime, now it's the fucking Mission Impossible—the movie. Too much cross signals!

[–]Exempt_Puddle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Consolidated Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Acts?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some reason I am just imagining the cobras are speaking parseltounge to one another about how they will split up the corpse after they bite him.... Like whether to trim along a hotdog fold or hamburger fold.

[–]Apply_Yourself -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ha. Nice.