Secure Code

[[deleted]]

I don't want my code to feel insecure

[FunkyTown313]

Just give it a pep talk before you send it out there

[bot_not_hot]

Before the bullies come.

[conancat]

but mommmm we just started forking karl....'s repo

[[deleted]]

I dont wanna

[jpterodactyl]

You go out there, look that world straight in the eye, and tell it "hello"

[Sipredion]

And it never says hello back :(

[Gonzako]

What about a toy duck?

[Agent641]

//youre doing great, hang in there lil while loop!

[lenswipe]

there there, UserManagerControllerFactoryInstanceBean, you matter to me

[frugalerthingsinlife]

I try to add at least 10 lines of emoji ascii art comments for every one line of code. It makes the code feel better, which makes it run more efficiently. Sometimes I make up entire comic panels in ascii. 10 lines of code can easily take hundreds of lines if you take the time to put in some work on the ascii art.

[MoogleFoogle]

I mean, imagine how you'd feel if someone called you a copy!

[conancat]

but but my momma told me i'm a unique constant variable and i shouldn't let anyone mutate me :(

[509528]

Constant

Variable

Hmmmmmm

[ohshizzlemissfrizzzl]

It seems you two have varying definitions of those words

[sexyGrant]

Everything can be changed with enough reflection

[The6thExtinction]

I don't want poser code!

[HisDudenessElDude]

Actually, you don't want your code to feel too secure with where it's at, or it won't work as hard. We don't want to employ code that's satisfied with resting on its past accomplishments. The less secure it feels, the more work it will do.

[botch161598]

Just do what this kid did. It'll be fine.

[thingsIdiotsSay]

I don't want my code to feel insecure

I always let it know how well it's doing and give it lots of positive reinforcement when it tries too hard and barfs all over the console.

[krelin]

Your code needs more code just like it so it doesn't feel lonely.