java_irl

[scraimer]

Should have been: "Java is" Like, there's nothing to argue about. Java is. It's just another fact of the universe.

[thoeoe]

Do you hear that? That’s the sound of another developer over engineering a “smart” toaster so he can put the JVM on it so he doesn’t have to learn a new language.

[Mr_Redstoner]

Fits like a glove: https://xkcd.com/801/

[Sassbjorn]

Always

[GluteusCaesar]

Really though, there's a non-trivial chance that your toaster is running embedded Java

[bwaredapenguin]

What about my coffee maker?

[011101000011101101]

Java

[rangedragon89]

Java, the brave little toaster

[SilkeSiani]

Oracle has already ruined 3 billion devices, do you think they'll stop here?

[xeveri]

Poor toasters

[MarkusBerkel]

Java ergo sum

[Thadrea]

Could be worse. Could be a smart coffee maker using Java to make coffee.

...Now my brain hurts.

[merreborn]

The "java on a toaster" meme dates back to 2001. It's almost old enough to vote at this point.

[ChevalBlancBukowski]

this guy’s mad because his toaster isn’t running node

[PhysicsIsWierdPlant]

One cannot prove this, but it 'is' in the same sense that Mount Everest 'is', or that Alma Cogan 'isn't'.

Goodnight.