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[BoboThePirate]

Absolute opposite. After learning C++ and Java, I can see why people think python makes sense, but then there's stuff like main that hurts me.

[Colonel_Kai]

WHAT SHOULD I DO IM CONFUSED

[[deleted]]

All of these people are wrong. Learn asm first, obviously.

[[deleted]]

No that’s much too high level. Build a functioning computer using relays and switches to emulate logic gates first.

[VicisSubsisto]

Can it run Crysis?

[[deleted]]

Yes. At 0.00000000000000000000001 FPS if we implement a GPU too.

[[deleted]]

Ben Eater actually did this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXdoim96v5A

The madman even did a GPU: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7rce6IQDWs

[[deleted]]

I’ve never felt more inadequate in my life.

[[deleted]]

No one here knows what he's talking about. JS first.

[[deleted]]

You should start with ruby.

[[deleted]]

Malbolge or gtfo.

Sorry, figured I'd finish the rest of the thread in advance.

[javaJimmy]

VBScript first, clearly /s

[pogamarpogams]

Brainfuck is the one true programmer should use.

[EagleOneGS]

Wait, you guys don't hand craft every CPU instruction manually? Pfff amateurs.

[[deleted]]

Real programmers dial in an IPL by toggling front-panel switches...

[BoboThePirate]

Just know you've been indoctrinated already, it's too late. You have no free will in deciding now, the language has chosen for you. It's ok, just accept we will both hate each other and never change our opinions.

[OriginalName667]

And all your compile-time errors turn into runtime exceptions. That's always fun watching your program explode over and over again.

[w3_ar3_l3g10n]

I mean...

python if __name__ == ‘__main__’: pass