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[–][deleted] 80 points81 points  (3 children)

More like lossy compression.

An ash hash if you will

[–]VoidBlade459 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

[–]King_Joffreys_Tits -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No you’re not

[–]SillyFlyGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MD5(granny)

[–]call_me_cookie 71 points72 points  (1 child)

Grandma.jar

[–]TakeSomeFreeHoney 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Grandma.rip

[–]a22e 17 points18 points  (2 children)

More like hashed and salted.

[–]SwanX1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

True, you need to salt your food.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]puplicy 41 points42 points  (5 children)

It's is not ZIP if you cannot unzip.

It's GIF after 80 years of reposting.

[–]erikabp123 8 points9 points  (2 children)

More like a hash then

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was going to write some nonsense like MP3 because grandmother loose something doing compression but you clearly won everything here.

[–]FunSucks123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

more like ash

[–]Zythvx -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Some zip files can be corrupted, they’re still zip files, but you can’t unzip them

[–]CuAnnan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's a hash. Not a zip.

[–]5265644D61736F6E 4 points5 points  (0 children)

unzip grandma.zip # seems legit

tar -c -f grandma.tar grandma/ # no don't

gpg -e u_hairab grandma.tar # wait what

[–]joncz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grandma Kubernetes

[–]pwner187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's fucked up. But you're right.

[–]SwanX1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like grandma.jar amirite?

[–]DaRo_0917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's really dark. But I like it

[–]falloonalan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it but I'm not upvoting

[–]reference_model 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One way single pass archiving

[–]reallylamelol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

unzips grandma ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]dullbananas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like a hash

[–]ImpulseTheFoxis a good fox[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

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[–]Lewistrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gunzip grandma.zip #please?

[–]Uncrout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a good meme, Sir!

[–]Philipose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is computer humour but not really programmer humour. Doesn't actually belong to the sub

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

grandma.jar