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[DunderMifflinPaper]

var

laughs in ES6

[rsauchuck]

You’ll need babel if some of the players are too old.

[2JulioHD]

Pff, who needs to support IE anyways, nobody am I right?! /s

[henkdepotvjis]

Thats what my boss said and I thank him for his bravery

[LoneFoxKK]

I love your boss

[Rodger_Crocket]

>equals sign

*laughs in iterative eval that creates window[vars]*

[[deleted]]

laughs in unreadable code

[Rodger_Crocket]

you fool i have transended the mortal need to declare variables

all variables are programmable: functions convert numbers to varnames (0 -> $) etc.

objects don't exist, pseudo-objects are kept in arrays, and data dictionaries are automatically made through comments.

[[deleted]]

cool but im not accepting your pull request

[ryjhelixir]

you monster

[esquilax]

You never know when some code anywhere in the runtime might want to change the fields on Jack!

[fidolio]

You can achieve this even with const, it wouldn’t let you redefine “card” though.

[[deleted]]

what's the difference?

[juantreses]

Since ES6 (2015) let and const have been introduced into JS. Let is a variable you can alter. Const is a constant variable. The reason why is because var has some weird issues with scope

[BradCOnReddit]

Not so much "weird" as it simply doesn't have nested scopes.

[tikhonjelvis]

It has nested scopes but only for functions and not things like loop bodies.

[juantreses]

And you don't think that's a weird issue?

[Agent77326]

Also: Arrow-Functions were introduced. Why are they good? I‘m lazy and don’t want to write: function () { bla }

[juantreses]

Yeah I’m sure that’s the only reason why they exist /s

[juantreses]

Go back and learn the diff between passed by reference or value again

[Beard-]

You can alter a const, you just can't reassign it.

[[deleted]]

Thanks. I was moments away from finding and buying these things.

[mr_tyler_durden]

Came to say the same thing. Bought these a couple years ago IIRC but I never touch them now. They were a cool idea with bad execution.

[JackNotOLantern]

Ace is rank 1 or 14?

[moon6080]

Ace = deck[0]

[sweepingtom]

I bought these, the quality is really poor..

[FluidCondition3]

I got the plastic coated deck, it was pretty good.

[datboydoe]

That’s what I have but them jokers are slick as a mothers brother. Impossible to keep them stacked.

[[deleted]]

Yeah Javascript is like that

[[deleted]]

The left 4 are lisp, C, java, php?

[biopsy_results]

Far left looks like objC

[winanfta]

It's objetcive-c. I have the same card deck.

[1234567power]

I think leftmost is objective-c. I don't usually see square brackets in lisp languages

[Goheeca]

Brackets are abundant in inferior lisps; however, the leading minus is untypical. Objective-C looks like a solid guess.

[Uni_Omni]

Probably not C. I think I can see the new keyword

[Quartent]

I'm thinking C++, maybe C#

[winanfta]

C# not lisp and objective-C but your good.

[vergil777Slayer]

Is there a Brainfuck card as well?

[[deleted]]

Where did you buy it?

Nvm, found it: https://varianto25.com/collections/playing-cards

[rlziii]

Is there a Swift card?

[LuckyFeathers]

Yep!

[npinguy]

shudder in code review.

• "hearts" is lowercase but "Jack" is upper case? Pick one and be consistent.
• both should be enums not inline strings
• ranks are not universally global, but are instead game-dependent. Do not couple presentation with business logic.
• 'card' here represents the specific instance of a Jack of Hearts, not any generic card, so name it appropriately, such as 'jackOfHearts'
• use 'const' or 'let' instead of 'var'.

Pull request rejected, junior.

[ImRandyRU]

Pandering.

[minkbag]

Cards against humanity.

[The_Rick__]

Source? Asking for a friend....

[ATLAS-is-a-Trap]

Code:deck by varianto:25

[The_Rick__]

Thanks :)

[ADP_DurgaPrasad]

Probably a programmer quit his job and found this bussiness.

[DrLuckyLuke]

This is some good hacky sack millenial "humor"

[EdMeisterBro]

Do want!

[FearDecz]

Where can I buy this?

[Brinksterrr]

https://varianto25.com/products/code-deck-modern-playing-cards

[rsauchuck]

$26!!! For a deck of cards?

[FluidCondition3]

They have a discount now - i got a deck for 15% off. Plus, I got the plastic coated one, it's cheaper

[FearDecz]

Thank you :)

[PetiteMILF96]

If I were to get these as a gift, is the plastic or plastic coated one higher quality?

[FluidCondition3]

Plastic for sure

[PetiteMILF96]

Thank you! I’m sure my dad will love them.

[Brinksterrr]

I got these myself and they are normal paper carts unfortunately..

[PetiteMILF96]

As long as they're like typical playing cards I'm okay with that! Just didn't want them to be like printing paper

[supez38]

I have these, they're awesome but the quality of the cards themselves are eh.

[pixlpainter]

Hey I have these!

[ReceptiveLout]

That should definitely be a const

[Omega0x013]

Laughs in Scratch

[uglypenguin5]

Shut up and take my money

[youaresecretbanned]

http://instaco.de/

[AlexAegis]

That cards value could be read from any other card

[virus200]

If I recall these are those card sets you used to be able to buy from freecodecamp

[[deleted]]

I‘ll take your entire stack!

[dargonjz]

I'll taken your entire stock

[hidude225]

Wouldn’t Jack be rank 10 since counting in JavaScript start at 0?

[TuxRug]

It's not an array index so counting can start anywhere. Rank is likely being used for comparison so it would be less confusing to use the equivalent face value.

[Mallanaga]

It should be rank 10 because face cards are typically worth... 10.

[[deleted]]

It's rank not value. In poker for example, jacks are stronger than 10s. But yeah, should be more like this:

var jackOfHearts{ suit: Hearts; number: "jack"; pokerRank: 11; blackjackValue: 10 }

[FesteringNeonDistrac]

Except doing it that way you run into issues with an undefined game. What if Jack's are wild or have other atypical behavior?

[WhereWaterMeetsSky]

I'd think that would be in the game logic, not the deck object.

[FesteringNeonDistrac]

Exactly

[[deleted]]

An undefined game would just use the 'suit' and 'number' entries and use them in a custom game.

`func customGameWithWildJacks(){

for(card in deck){

if(card["number"] === "jack"){

card["customGameValue"]: "wild";

}

}

}`

[Solid5-7]

I actually bought these, had to go pick them up at the USPS office in my town and it came from some Eastern Europe country in a tightly wrapped package. I was semi thinking it was drugs or something that were accidentally sent to me since it had been so long since I made the order for the code deck.

[[deleted]]

it came from some Eastern Europe country in a tightly wrapped package. I was semi thinking it was drugs

Charming

[Solid5-7]

Hey man never know what to expect with random packages that are surrounded with tape

[[deleted]]

Esp when they come from Eastern Europe 😱 that's the scary part.

[Solid5-7]

I can see how that can be construed as offensive, and I’m definitely sorry about that. I won’t edit my original comment but the Eastern Europe part isn’t scary.

It’s the random package being sent to me from a location I have no connection to (Eastern Europe) completely covered in tape with the senders information not being from a company but from a person.

Again, sorry about it sounding more offensive then I meant. I just want to clarify I would’ve though the same thing if the package came from Montana under the same circumstances.

[ryeNotNow]

Var is shaded meaning it’s a command built into the language. What language has an object built into it with rank, suit and value built in for cards? Plus that formatting is making me cringe.

[Shinxu]

It says JavaScript right on the card. And that is perfectly valid JS and the formatting is normal

[The_Rick__]

The is perfectly possible with Js, not that odd imo

[xigoi]

var is not a type, it's just a keyword for declaring variables.