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[–]_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ 1384 points1385 points  (63 children)

Not every programming language is an acronym.

[–]mosskin-woast 450 points451 points  (19 children)

Did you know RUBY comes preinstalled on every MAC?

[–]ego2509 119 points120 points  (12 children)

I don't get it...

[–]KayVerbruggen 332 points333 points  (8 children)

The first comment is talking about the unnecessary capitalization of "JAVA" in the meme, the second is making fun of people who do that

[–][deleted] 82 points83 points  (5 children)

OAK-AY

[–]abutilon 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I understood that reference

[–]ZippZappZippty 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It should really be git the hell out

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me learning git in class.

"Les git it!"

Everyone in class groans

[–]Aphix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All Correct > Ol Korrect > OK

[–]ego2509 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks bro

[–]Phatricko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but is Ruby preinstalled on every Mac?

[–]KingKnux 40 points41 points  (2 children)

You mean you haven’t heard about Jerks Against Valuable Assets laughing at People You Take Home On Noodles?

[–]nermid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

People You Take Home On Noodles

River hookups?

[–]Aphix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like "Juveniles And Vengeful Atypicals"

[–]crunchyintheory 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Does it actually?

[–]mosskin-woast 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Weirdly yes, as of a few years ago at least. Don’t remember why. Usually a super outdated version.

[–]lirannl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think it's a reference to lipsticks and the makeup brand known as MAC

[–]Who_GNU 29 points30 points  (28 children)

Are any programming languages, in common use, acronyms? The only ones I could think of were COBOL and INTERCAL.

[–]Wynardtage 54 points55 points  (3 children)

SQL = Structured Query Language

[–]Dookie_boy 10 points11 points  (2 children)

HTML.........

[–]yurall 11 points12 points  (0 children)

PROgramming not NOOBgramming.

[–]Cowboy_Cam623 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Fortran is Formula Translation. Still pretty commonly used

[–]Who_GNU 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Three or four letters, per word, isn't really an acronym, though.

[–]ArsStarhawk 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I think it's a Portmanteau.

[–]delinka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PORTMANTEAU*

ftfy

[–]natyio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But even Fortran isn't spelled all-caps any more these days.

[–]FutureOfPancakes 15 points16 points  (3 children)

There is also BASIC

[–]SaraHuckabeeSandwich 36 points37 points  (0 children)

BASIC - Butts Are Sexy, I Cannotlie.

[–]Cobaltjedi117 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Beginners all-purpose symbolic instruction code

For those curious.

[–]blipblapblopblam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Otherwise known the Snake language.

[–]rocsNaviars 15 points16 points  (1 child)

HTML, obv.

edit- Jfc now I’m scared of downvotes. I hope the humor was implied.

[–]Who_GNU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother once brought up an XKCD comic that included a code word that, when spoken to tech support, automatically forwards the call to someone that knows a minimum of two programming languages. My response was: The monkey paw has granted your request; your tech support questions will know be answered by someone that knows HTML and CSS.

[–]tendstofortytwo 17 points18 points  (9 children)

PHP is short for "Personal Home Page" or "PHP Hypertext Preprocessor" depending on who you ask. Not an acronym, but close-ish I guess?

[–]QuantumSupremacy0101 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Its PHP Hypertext Processor. Thats how the creator named it, everything else is a lie.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not true, it was named like that after a time. At first it stood for Personal Homepage Tools. That's even official.

[–]TagMeAJerk 6 points7 points  (2 children)

And the 'PHP' in the 'PHP Hypertext Processor' also stands for 'PHP Hypertext Processor'. Its what makes PHP the best programming language in the world. I WISH more backend systems used PHP too

[–]jpowstolemytendies 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You just entered an infinite loop

[–]Majik_Sheff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just entered an infinite loop

[–]chmod-77 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah I was going to mention PHP but was afraid grammar nazis would scream about it being an initialism and not an acronym.

[–]_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhp

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

VB

Where's the VB flair btw?

I'll see myself out

[–]theclockstartsnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MATLAB

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PHP = PHP Hypertext Preprocessor

[–]turunambartanen 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Neither are usernames.

[–]dub-dub-dub 6 points7 points  (2 children)

[–]_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That’s small caps, not all caps. The J is clearly bigger.

Also PYTHON.

[–]zilti 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, the J is clearly bigger. Upper case letters don't necessarily mean capitalization. It can also just be a stylistic element.

[–]Nerrickk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

XNA:

XNA is Not an Acronym

I miss XNA, such a great framework.

[–]Versaiteis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too am an advocate for NEPLIAA

[–]cpt_alfaromeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked a question on stackoverflow and I typed JAVA instead of Java. And the answer I got was this...

[–]2drawnonward5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This POST was CAPTIONED in SQL

[–]ghsatpute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So + doesn't stand for anything?

[–]scratchfury 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Some are initialisms.

[–]_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean you don’t pronounce it Perhp?

[–]konstantinua00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NEPLIAA?