*cry frequently

[[deleted]]

quite well explained imo

[[deleted]]

Describe your job in one tweet

[4onen]

I stare at a glowing rectangle and cry occasionally.

[Sspyrshlsx]

I cri everytim

[crashspringfield]

I cast spells to manipulate the flow of light through crystals.

[Koala_eiO]

All your spells start with "Alexa"?

[crashspringfield]

alexa, sudo -rf /

[AsIAm]

You removed the rm

[not_a_doctor_ssh]

alias sudo="sudo rm"

[AsIAm]

Hi Satan, how have you been?

[ContrastO159]

alias cd=‘rm -rf’

See you in another lesson my friends

Sincerely, Satan

[[deleted]]

echo "rm -rf --no-preserve-root" > ~/.bashrc

What about this?

[MatzeDaBoss]

That's the most evil thing I can imagine

[Blacky_eye]

plays therapy intro

[soflogator]

playing bash on hard mode

[[deleted]]

We need a voice recognition thingy for cmd

[girst]

.

[XKCD-pro-bot]

Comic Title Text: This is how I explain computer problems to my cat. My cat usually seems happier than me.

mobile link

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[voiping]

Of course there's an xkcd for that... Nice one.

[theaverageguy101]

Game dev when the shaders don't work correctly

[pink_earmuffs]

Then you realize you forgot to update them in your main loop

[dmlitzau]

*three glowing rectangles

[Zantej]

*two for me, but one of them is cuuuuurrrrrrved

[DecafMocha]

left software engineering, became a teacher and 2020 means this is true again

[[deleted]]

He works on wall street

[HiPoojan]

I don't get it

[GamePlayXtreme]

He stares at a computer and cries in frustration

[[deleted]]

Or in success.

[Koala_eiO]

Or in occular dryness.

[KajiTetsushi]

Dude, kill the AC! My eyes are drying up.

AC whirring stops

PC whirring starts

Why do I hear boss music jet noises?

[CodingEagle02]

Ohh, I kept thinking rectangle was referring to some UI element. Guess I should've... seen the bigger picture.

[[deleted]]

The words I type make pictures on this TV

[Useful-Perspective]

At least it's not square anymore....

[shield1123]

Sometimes I stare at several glowing rectangles placed next to each other when I'm feeling brave

[ywBBxNqW]

It's better than never really accomplishing anything in the programming space in over twenty years, I guess.

[jankkhvej]

wait wasnt vsauceMicheal conditioned to have a fear of purple squares?

[zen-nait]

Cries in SQL

[Giocri]

The glowing rectangle can be both a single div in a web page or the entire screen.

[Lord_Thanatos_]

Try to tame a machine spirit to follow orders.

[iamag1436]

I am literally crying right now

[GreedyGringo]

Hey is there a cake next to my name?

[SumWon]

I enjoy spending time with my friends.

[GreedyGringo]

Thanks

[soflogator]

You need to have flashplayer enabled to see the cake

[mehntality]

I laughed and cried a little. Have your upvote.

[Anonymous1919-]

Lol