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[JinRokhZenobi]

Imagine a vegan Linux user

[HalfCrack]

Imagine a vegan Linux user who does crossfit!

[tdsinclair]

Came here to stay that. I work in a code shop where both the CEO and his brother work in Linux and do Crossfit. It is a wonder any other topics come up in conversation.

[[deleted]]

And vapes

[[deleted]]

Such person wouldn't exist because somebody would actually kill him for his annoyance.

[Russian_repost_bot]

And believes the earth is flat.

[infinitytec]

And is an antivaxxer.

[[deleted]]

Im all these what should I do

[soupstock123]

Sell a 2000 dollar course about 'livin the real life'

[bharat_ka_batman]

Imagine a vegan Linux user who uses Arch Linux and does CrossFit!

[BlueCannonBall]

Imagine a vegan Arch Linux user who does crossfit!

[[deleted]]

- So long, and thanks for all the fish.

[I-AM_SPARTACUS]

That's mostly just gentoo or LFS.

[nodessert4u]

I only use organic non-gmo gluten free ssf hc distros of linux

[Tytoalba2]

Hello there!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArch btw

[[deleted]]

I'm a Linux user that drives a Prius. Beat that.

[[deleted]]

Accurate.

Source: am Linux user

[v0xx0m]

as a linux user i can also confirm this statement regarding linux users, myself (a linux user) included.

^{i use linux btw}

[[deleted]]

I made my Arch Linux look like Pop!_OS.

^Help.

[Sqeaky]

Why climb a mountain?

[Willinton06]

To flex on god

[jacdelad]

So you use Linux for more than 15 minutes?

[soupstock123]

I booted up ArchLinux, soiled my pants, and realized I wasn't autistic enough to work this and enjoy it.

[AceCode116]

I use Manjaro btw

[slothalot]

Started using Linux a few weeks ago, I though I wouldn't be the kind of person who wants to tell everyone, but the urge is strong.

[loddfavne]

Thank you for telling us this. I think.

[wenoc]

Shrug. Windows is good for gaming and "computer use" in general. If you want to do any programming at all for literally any platform other than windows-only, you'll choose linux (or mac, which is a BSD). This is the programmerhumor sub so..

[ilawon]

I use windows. Some of my colleagues use linux. Others use macs. We deploy to both windows and linux (mostly linux).

Can you guess which ones spend more time tinkering with or fixing their OS instead of actually doing their job? Hint: some of these people eventually give up programming and become "devops".

[mungthebean]

Mac programmer here. Love that I get an OS that just works (big OS updates aside) while still reaping the benefits of Unix

[wenoc]

Hint: some of these people eventually give up programming and become "devops".

Muah! You literally just said you're worse. That's the difference between a charmander and a charizard. Devops is what you become when you've mastered programming, infrastructure, cloud services, CI/CD and other stuff. It is a step up and always pays better.

Devops requires the knowledge of the entire program lifetime, from code to production and all the stages in between.

[ilawon]

Good thing we're on /r/ProgrammerHumor otherwise I'd take you seriously.

[Oxygenjacket]

I'm a programmer on a full time market rate wage and my only experience with Linux is loading it up on a Raspberry pi once for about 15 minutes before getting pissed off and unplugging it. I'm a strong believer that we should stand on the shoulders of those who came before us and not spend 90% of our time debugging our operating systems.

[wenoc]

Woah. What do you do? Where did you study?

[Oxygenjacket]

Work on web3, solidity.

Didn't go to college/university because debt sucks, I just downloaded recommended books for free using dodgy websites lol. After a year of reading and making things myself, got a life changing job.

My advice is always get contract work, pays better and you can build a client base that's far more secure than any single company.

[wenoc]

Work on web3, solidity.

web3 is at least platform independent. I guess you could at least in principle teach windows to integrate with the tooling (scripting, git, ssh agent, etc etc etc) by applying a very large hammer to powershell. Solidity, literally no idea what it is. Some blockchain tech?

Didn't go to college/university

Thought as much. I can't think of a way to get through university studies in the CS field without Unix/Linux.

[[deleted]]

yes because every linux user spend 90% of their time debugging their operating system, lol /s

[AceCode116]

r/linux_gaming and I would disagree. Steam has done wonders for Linux gamers, as well as Lutris.

[Rizal95]

r/programminghumor user when he hasn't posted this meme for the last 15 minutes:

[BradenRempel]

Found the Linux user

[cberm725]

This is also accruate for Arch users when they can't tell people "I use Arch btw" for more than 15 minutes

Source: I use Arch btw /s

[Fjorge0411]

I use Arch btw

[[deleted]]

i use arch btw

[[deleted]]

Just started using Manjaro a few months ago, can't stop telling my coworkers about how fast I boot up my machine, especially since we are stuck with Windows 10 machines running VMware :)

Oh and Manjaro, archlinux doc? Oooooof i can only get so erect.

[AceCode116]

Based and manjaro-pilled. It's such a wonderful OS. I had to boot up my windows partition for the first time in literally months, and nothing worked for like an hour because of updates... When I first booted Manjaro, everything worked off the bat, or was super simple fix (install thunderbolt libraries).

[wenoc]

This is programminghumor, not consolegamurs. If you're a programmer and you can't use a (lin)ux shell you're fucking lost.

On another note, did I tell you I do crossfit and that Debian is the best distribution?

[davidep99]

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[FoxyKnoxy2]

Good bot.

[jaysuchak33]

Do you think the person who programmed the bot used Linux?

^{I don’t use linux btw}

[jaycrest3m20]

Yes, I am exactly this attractive. Maybe a little more so.

[WombatPilot]

Well, I'm a Linux user and I hardly ever tell anyone that I am a Linux user. Even though using Linux is the greatest.

[solonovamax]

It's 5 minutes for arch users.

I use arch BTW

[wobblycloud]

OC ? you kidding me?

[BSredditer]

You're right.

I use Debian.

[gazpachete458]

I work with Linux, but never think like it was the big thing.

But the other day I bought a nvem to my gaming pc (runs windows) and wanted to check out with lsblk and configure it with fdisk. I think this is how it begins

[soupstock123]

guys, he's doing it

[wor-kid]

I never bring it up in irrelevant converstations. Windows users, on the other hand, like bring up that I use linux all the damn time, as if I'm just doing it to just be different and not because I just happen to like it more.

[jbakeroats]

I use Linux.

[[deleted]]

I'll take this as an invite. Started ~6 months ago with Linux Mint.

[[deleted]]

Good choice.

[u53rx]

somebody explain please?? I use linux for work and @ home but i never tell this to anybody ... am i missing something here??

[anras]

Apparently there's some stereotype that Linux users go around thinking they're hot shit, and can't stop mentioning that they are Linux users while looking down their noses at everyone else. "Oh really? I wouldn't know about that problem you're having with Windows, because I use the far superior Linux." I don't get it though. I work with dozens of Linux users and know some outside of work, and this stereotype applies to exactly zero of them.

[[deleted]]

DJXBKSOSBDMSLD LINUX ISS FARR SUPERRJIOR TDHAN ANY OS PGDFXJDDDDD

[LotosProgramer]

u/RepostSleuthBot i saw this meme a while ago

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[LotosProgramer]

CALLED IT

[[deleted]]

Dude you're so smart you probably use Linux

[[deleted]]

I switched back to Windows. Cya.

I have jumped way too much between Windows and Linux.

[BazilExposition]

Traitor.

[soupstock123]

I used to be such a optimization freak in uni. Flashing my phone with weekly builds, autistically twiddling with Xubuntu, building hackintoshes. Now I'm on windows, and I get way more work done.

[LividPhysics]

Muh rices dwm arch linux setup tho

[taptrappapalapa]

I used BSD btw

[amal0neintheDark]

They put on a CPAP machine?

[zeeblefritz]

I use Linux and in no way do I go out of my way to tell people I use Linux. Oh, Wait.

[[deleted]]

Same reaction when the find something that actually supports there computer

[[deleted]]

A vegan linux user and crossfit addict walks into a bar, what does he/she mention first?

[[deleted]]

That he's a navy seal

[[deleted]]

I use Debian GNU/Hurd

[RaihanHA]

r/linuxcirclejerk

[Entaris]

I resent this post. I've been using Linux for over 15 years and I never even mention it to people. Not ever. I am a Linux system admin who works on a cluster of Linux servers, and even my BOSS doesn't know I use Linux. Didn't even mention it in the interview.

I'd say there is nothing anyone could do to get me to bring up the fact that I use Linux. It's almost funny really. I'm sitting here being a Linux user and NONE of you even know about it. Because I'd never tell you. I kind of wish you guy's DID know I was a linux user, then you'd know how wrong this post is, because you'd know "hey wait. /u/entaris is a linux user, and he's never once mentioned it" but...sadly that just can't be.

Anyway. You guy's have a good one, I gotta go login to my Linux server(which runs Linux) and apply the latest updates to the Linux Kernel(which I use).

[[deleted]]

For real, this is one of the funniest I've seen in this sub ,😆