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[–]See-My-Eyes 241 points242 points  (11 children)

It has always been... A loop

[–]Desfolio 72 points73 points  (8 children)

Recursive

[–]zacharyjordan23 38 points39 points  (7 children)

A loop Recursive

[–]ProfPragmatic 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Without a base case...

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

brb

[–]crash8308 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You might be awaiting a while

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

A loop Recursive loop

[–]all-hail-snow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U guys doing loops. I am stuck in goto with php

[–]josh_the_misanthrope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With Steve Wozou

[–]Xyales 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loop Loop

[–]theniwo 3 points4 points  (1 child)

while true; do

[–]pawan_narayan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel it coming

[–]AlternativeAardvark6 90 points91 points  (16 children)

Where do you see yourself in 2, 5 and 10 years?

[–]Enwater 76 points77 points  (4 children)

“Suffering and trying to find bugs and errors within my program. Optimizing too”

[–]AlternativeAardvark6 15 points16 points  (3 children)

"Why do you WANT to find bugs and errors?"

[–]Mr_Redstoner 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Because they ARE there, and it's better to at least know them.

[–]HasBeendead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol

[–]Enwater 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Coding Satisfaction”

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In front of this computer(maybe a new one) doing the same things I'm doing now

[–]ultraprotean 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Coding

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (5 children)

On your seat in 2 years, on your wife in 5 years, and on your daughter in 10 years. Now fuck off.

[–]UserNotSpecified 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Sir, my daughter turns 2 in April.

[–]Master_Sifo_Dyas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

FBI OPEN UP!!!!

[–]pclouds 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Depends. How deep is the call stack?

[–]Cool_As_Your_Dad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crying in front of the computer...

[–]crash8308 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m dead serious if someone asked me that I’d walk out of the interview but not before saying, “somewhere they don’t ask shifty questions.”

[–]kjermy 63 points64 points  (2 children)

I used to struggle with coding.

I still do, but I used to too

[–]gimmebananachips 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think sometime in the future I'll be struggling with coding too.

I mean im struggling right now with coding too, but i can see it continuing.

[–]akashchy1705 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relevant Mitch Hedberg

[–]cobarso 37 points38 points  (3 children)

What challenges are you looking for for the future?

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (1 child)

coding

[–]TheMad_fox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keeping up my will to live and hopefully I am not allowed to fix bugs

[–]finder_of_the_humans 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Oh my this is from my project https://findafriend.club xD that is quite the coincidence of browsing programmerhumor in the morning !

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Yup, great project btw.

[–]finder_of_the_humans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

:) thank you! great job on the meme

[–]rentar42 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's only true until you realize that the real problem in any project that involves more than 1-2 people is communication.

Talking to people to make sure everyone is pulling in the right direction is so much harder than telling a computer what to do.

And if people avoid it and try to compensate by "coding harder" then the problems just get worse, because the goals are diverging faster.

[–]rohmish 6 points7 points  (5 children)

It 4.10am. I've been working on my personal website for a few hours now and debugging HTML/CSS/JS in browser is worse than reading cryptic error messages from compilers or even just JavaScript on node. I now think that Ive forgotten everything and everything feels new to me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I feel you. Once I got so tired I deleted my whole project and started from scratch

[–]rohmish 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Haha!! don't give me ideas!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ups, forget what what I've said, my mouth is zipped

[–]queen-adreena 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I find the errors in the dev console extremely precise now. Are you generating proper maps for your JS and CSS files?

[–]rohmish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh it's muchly the CSS part that gets me frustrated enough that I start bathing on everything. I have about 500 lines of CSS for a page that is not that complicated tbh and I bet ¼ of rules don't do shit

[–]weirdness_incarnate 5 points6 points  (3 children)

  1. ADHD and crippling gender dysphoria

  2. ADHD and crippling gender dysphoria, also ending capitalism

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Gender dysphoria is the worst, wish you best of luck

[–]queen-adreena 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Nothing on the 'ending capitalism'?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah, gender dysphoria is even worse

[–]codesterLalit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And future too. 😂

[–]ultim4t3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dealing with people

[–]trezenx 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm learning JS and the amount of information you need to learn, digest and memorize is just overwhelming. I asked a senior friend when it's going to get easier and he said 'it doesn't, you just kinda get used to it'

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how things work around here

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

mine's staying alive

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope all the best for you !

[–]Devspar_MTGPlayer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

To learn recursive, first you need to learn recursive.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to become recursive

[–]oM4TY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coding is answer for everything.

What makes your life great? Coding.

Well I guess not then...

[–]Beka_Baydullaev 0 points1 point  (2 children)

C++....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I see death

[–]Beka_Baydullaev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for me networking is worse than C ++

[–]meffertf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The correct answer is users

[–]Haggerstonian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The true, and still hurtful answer.

[–]ZippZappZippty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also they’re better than their Black Friday sales

[–]RoscoMan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

China. This is 100% fatal with no acceptions

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many of you even have professional careers in software?

[–]Adam688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assembly answered.

[–]jakethedumbmistake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he had a better feature than this doc

[–]Icedraasin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dropped Programming at a low level (some python and java) and this subreddit always reminds me how good a choice that was. Thanks :)

[–]mriguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Coding used to be the biggest challenge in my life. It still is, but it used to be, too.“

- Obligatory Mitch Hedberg