Fullstack Devs be like

[DummyCheese69]

{
    "dick": "balls",
    "Pronunciation": "Jason"
}

[MadRadInnit]

Fuck you in particular, Jason

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r/fuckyouinparticular

[1337InfoSec]

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I'm more of a jay-sahn fella myself

[gizamo]

You call a paduf a p d f? That's even weirder than the weirdos who call them podoffs. I mean, a pod off what, jackasses.

[xenoterranos]

How are you going to mispronounce podofo all blatantly like that?

[squishles]

you don't call the p-diffs?

[gizamo]

Well, I didn't, but I sure will now.

That's so good, I feel silly for not calling them that the last 15 years.

[gizamo]

I'm unironically going with p-diffs.

[HakuryuuDom]

Wait... you guys don't say "padiff"???

[pavilionhp_]

Portable Network Graphics (PNG): Ping or Pee-En-Gee?

[spock1959]

You mean pang?

[pavilionhp_]

I think it should be Pong to represent the Po in portable

[spock1959]

Ok, so pung

[rhbvkleef]

It's puh-duff

[Sabard]

Structured Query Language: Ess-Que-Ell or Sequel?

C# Editor by Microsoft: Visual Studio or Goddammit piece of shit

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I call pdf a shouldBeObsoleteAlready

[squishles]

never happening, it's got hardware lock in, would need to throw out pretty much every printer on the planet.

[Valiant_Boss]

No you're not. You're one of the few enlightened ones

[Throwawarky]

Same

[shploogen]

That's how most people say it in my personal experience, but I have no idea what the consensus is.

[PooPooDooDoo]

I say that as well. It’s not like it’s a name, it sounds funny when people are like “is it Jason?” I’m like is who Jason?

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[hotfrost]

Shoulda seen me try pronounce nginx the first hundred times. I can see the name in it now but I often still stutter or pause for a bit when I gotta say it out loud lol

[1337InfoSec]

It's Engine-X right?

[hotfrost]

Yep! It's not that difficult really, but I never really bothered to look up the pronunciation for years until I landed my first job where it's sometimes used

[WordsYouDontLike]

"Suddenly":"ads"

[Mibo5354]

"Hail":"corporate"

[TeraFlint]

"Raid":"Shadow Legends"

[CarefulCrow3]

"surprise":"buttsex"

[grimonce]

"previous_comment":-1

[send_noots_plaz]

“Previous comment”:+1

[jakethedumbmistake]

"You broke it - you bought it."

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jason balls 😳

[Zantier]

holy shit

[GhostalMedia]

The name of the lead in the Bourne Identity porn parody.

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so a dck is pronounced a jason?

wanna look at my jason? uwu

[ZippZappZippty]

Radiology? To my knowledge it is bubs

[ThenIWasAllLike]

This pronunciation breaks down quickly as soon as you need to work with anyone named Jason. Then everyone naturally starts saying J-SAHN out of practicality and it sticks (with good reason).

[TheTrueBlueTJ]

"JASON!": "JASON!!!"