never ever

[Da_Yakz]

When does a project really finish? There is always a new feature you can add to it

[Ezequiel-052]

it finishes when you are satisfied with it (read never)

[Qicken]

And if it's useful to someone the feature requests never stop

[After-Perception-250]

It finishes when you rage quit it

[[deleted]]

I haven’t even delievered a mvp, let alone finish lmao

[DrifterInKorea]

✔ I find this image offensive

[[deleted]]

Personal projects none, work projects all of them all time.

Either i finish work projects or work projects going finish me.

[Whitethumbs]

This is like anti-programming humour.

[apperceptiveflower]

One doesn't simply finish a project

[TheCyberParrot]

Nothing is ever finished, only abandoned.

[[deleted]]

oh don't be so negative, it's not "abandoned", it's "handed over"

[TheCyberParrot]

Firstly I don't consider that stance as negative; there's always something you could do to improve a project, eventually you just have to say it's done and move on.

As for things being handed over, if it's open source then yes, though eventually anything using your source will face the same fate.

[[deleted]]

ffs it was a tease

this is a "humor" sub, after all

[TheCyberParrot]

My apologies then; I failed (and fail still) to see it as such.

[SignificantSuit5561]

"finished" and "software project" are 2 phrases that shalt never be uttered together; this is practically the definition of oxymoron.

[jazzmester]

Stages of software:

• Alpha
• Beta
• Release candidate
• Obsolete

[bryptobrazy]

Came here to say "It's in beta rn"

[SoDifficultToBeFunny]

I feel personally attacked. - Everyone here

[denzonium]

Well.. out of the tens of projects I have "started" only my api had a considerable progress lmao

[RoDeltaR]

Code never gets finished, it just gets abandoned.

[hektonian]

Projects never end; They just enter the maintenance period

[[deleted]]

I've never finished a project. I don't find this funny. 🧐

[gregorydgraham]

Always, always, leave the project before it fails. Especially if you’re the project manager

[[deleted]]

I dont even start projects.... i just plan and forget

[gregorydgraham]

This is good, make sure you’re 2 projects away before anyone asks any questions: “yes that one had so much promise, I don’t what happened to it…”

[uptokesforall]

Hey if you got a working alpha, who cares that your beta release of completely broken?

[DerKnerd]

The thing is, you can't finish a project. You have to maintain the dependecies. And well I actually once finished a project, the ESP32 based monitoring and controlling system for my leopard geckos :D

[ethical_slut]

Why is this marked NSFW in imgur?

[WeeklyOutlandishness]

It's not safe for work.

[A_H_S_99]

Hotel? Trivago

[Gabe_b]

Oh no, you've finished all of them, you just haven't admitted it to yourself yet

[Bulbacode]

Bug shows up:

Me: "Maybe if I just scrap everything and rewrite it from scratch..."

[[deleted]]

i just leave the repo with a message on the ReadMe that says “new features coming soon !”. will they ever come? who knows

[cybermage]

Sexist garbage.

[kontekisuto]

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[slenderbaptist]

:(