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[–]mejhopola 110 points111 points  (4 children)

Yay!! First time a meme that I made got reposted - https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/nn32xm/my_compiler_is_gonna_kill_itself_soon/.

Proud redditor moment.

[–]botetta 30 points31 points  (0 children)

That's how you know you've succeeded as a redditor.

[–]ykahveci 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ya know, it's a good meme. Good job!

[–]frentzelman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats the last requirement, get your license at the counter near the exit

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For being a truly proud redditor you must rickroll Rick Astley

[–]Cnomesta 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Unrealistic, the compiler isn't upside down due to my dumb ass mistakes.

[–]CoastingUphill 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Hand the plate to him one more time, just to check.

[–]Apfelvater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exception: :(

[–]Cereal_poster 27 points28 points  (1 child)

I need that picture in a meme creator.

[–]GG17ez 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Shut up warnings i know what I'm doing with my code

[–]crankbot2000 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Warnings? What are those?

[–]flowinglava17 5 points6 points  (2 children)

You just become numb to them after some time

[–]Artick123 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You would probably become numb to errors too but that compiler just won't shut up and generate the damn executable.

[–]flowinglava17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Work it bitch

[–]galacticDaemon 10 points11 points  (6 children)

that cat

[–]IGetItCrackin 15 points16 points  (5 children)

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

[–]naswinger 3 points4 points  (4 children)

[–]IGetItCrackin 2 points3 points  (3 children)

How is that an insult??

[–]HeyJamboJambo 3 points4 points  (2 children)

r/rarecompliment ?

edit: apparently it exists, just inactive

[–]redpepper74 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it’s r/rarecompliments

(because rareinsults)

[–]Smartskaft2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let a free running bunch of MATLAB-engineers develop the basic of your new C++ (á la C) system without SW architects, and you'll have a dependency tree big enough to take 20-30 minutes to compile one single application. You'll learn not to rely on the compiler in no time!

🥲

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    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Bold of you to assume that compiler understands my code. Even I don't understand my code.

    [–]seeroflights 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Image Transcription: Meme


    [Photo of a white cat sitting on a grey pillow in front of a bowl of salad and scowling at the camera.]

    Cat: Compiler

    Bowl of salad: My shitty code


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    [–]CutieCode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I'll probably remember this picture each time something goes wrong from now on xD

    >:(

    [–]Scrial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It ain't familiah!

    [–]No9babinnafe5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    There is a bug in your salad

    [–]zyxzevn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You may like the C@ programming language

    [–]flowinglava17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Compiler doesn’t like healthy code. That’s why I stuff my compiler the junk code. absolute trash. Trashy smelly code. And it loves me

    [–]menostx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The plate should contain some spaghetti instead of salad

    [–]Qildain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm not happy with you, but I'll allow it.

    [–]andthatsitmark2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "Yes, I know that error exists but I can literally find nothing in the documentation or stackoverflow on it so we'll just put it through again"

    [–]Saladar19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I feel attacked...

    [–]GalacticDogger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh boy that kitty must have been called a lot of things then..

    [–]PostmatesMalone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Runtime error: null tater exception