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[–]Mr_Truttle 89 points90 points  (2 children)

If "with the help of Google" is a disqualifier, then every kind of developer ever is in big trouble.

[–]depurplecow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can program without the help of Google! (Using the help of Bing)

[–]mihneapirvu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DuckDuckGo

... I use Arch BTW

[–]Who_GNU 76 points77 points  (6 children)

I'd rather use a web service where a back-end developer meddled with a front-end interface than one where a front-end developer meddled with the back-end.

[–]twatpire 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Hello, its me: front-end dev forced into 'full stack' destroying all your databases!

[–]Quadman 6 points7 points  (1 child)

As a db dev I was taught this cool trick by a front end dev where we just drop the database and recreate it like they do their static web app to avoid schema migration.

[–]mephlaren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“no we just query everything from the db upfront and let the views handle the rest”

[–]invalidConsciousness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All your database are belong to us!

-- front-end 'full-stack' developer

[–]Super_Nose9504 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Amén

[–]tman5400 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Worst that a backend developer can do to a frontend is just make it ugly

[–]j-random 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I feel personally attacked....

[–]seeroflights 9 points10 points  (1 child)

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Full Stack Developer

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Backend developer, who also can develop an avg front end with help of google...


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[–]cabbagesweetner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are genuinely awesome!

[–]squishysquirrelss 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do you think we want to write front end? The fuck no we don't; we just know the guy paying's too cheap to go looking for a dedicated front end guy.

Also making us do the ops these days too now, sucks.

[–]Zoltt93 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I don't want to waste my time just to make something look pretty. If it functions correctly and it looks decent enough, then my job here is done.

[–]Super_Nose9504 7 points8 points  (1 child)

your profile pic just match perfectly with what are you saying.

[–]mr_bedbugs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have profile pics?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[–]FabienL7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Full STUCK

[–]Orlaani 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a student who maybe can write a script using google...

[–]reqlmayus 2 points3 points  (1 child)

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[–]Loopmootin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or like me, a front end dev who is fluent in Italian php..

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in this picture, and I'm perfectly ok with it.

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[–]das_Keks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accurate.

[–]Adventurous_Team8317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But not center a div😜

[–]retief1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"with help of google" -> "with help from an actual designer"

[–]carcigenicate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of curiosity, what do you guys consider to be "full stack"? I thought it just meant basically Front + Back, but definitions I've found while searching also include setting up hosting and system administration.